Not satisfied with inflicting on us his self-righteous, “Modern Parents”-esque take on The Good Life in his “River Cottage” shows, he is now taking up the lead in the “War on Waste” – thus proving the lefty-liberal mantra of: “It’s easy to be green when you’re minted!” (see Bono, Sting and a rake of other millionaire faux tree-huggers) is still in full effect.
Hugh, ordinary folk could care less you cunt! We do our bit (to avoid the Marxist fines imposed by fuckwit councils – who are all cunts) but beyond that it’s only the lefty-liberal cunts who drive their V8 Range Rover’s 20miles – pissing out more pollution than a Chinese chemical factory – to the recycling centre to drop off their skinny half-latte macchiato Starbucks cup, before driving back just to feel good about themselves. I.e. cunts like you!
As with Jamie Oliver (another self-righteous gastronomic cunt who feels he can lord it over everyone else’s culinary decisions/life choices), Hugh is also “tongally” challenged. In fact if you got Hugh and Jamie in a kitchen together the main ingredient for that day’s special would be saliva!
Not to mention the fact that if you shaved Hugh’s head he would look like Harry Hill’s long lost twin brother, then for that alone, he is a cunt!
Noninated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
This is the filthy swine who advocates the family eating the placenta after childbirth. If anyone presented me with a placenta smoothie or lightly-fried placenta, their only hope of escaping intact would be if I slipped on my own vomit before I could catch them.
Fearnley Whittingstall and Jamie Oliver reign supreme in the cooking-cunts category. I don’t think that I’d care as much about their ponsified,overpriced wankerish food,if it wasn’t for their holier than thou attitude. They seem to think that we need lecturing and nannying and their condescending attitudes makes me as sick as the thought of placenta porridge.Most people are more concerned with getting in from work and just having a decent plate of food without caring about its’ origins and sustainability. I couldn’t give a flying fuck if my roast chicken came from a caring happy hen house where it had access to sunlight and green fields or not.
Both Oliver and Whittingstall should have their innards drawn out through their arseholes,and be forced to eat them inthe form of maccy D burgers.
Pretentious,smug pricks,the pair of them.
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The best cook I knew was me Nan. I know that may sound trite but she was. She went into service aged 15 to work for a well to do Doctor in London. She picked up her skills from a Mrs Bridges type who insisted: “I am a cook, not a chef! I have to work for a living!”
When the blitz began my great grandmother wrote to the Doctor asking if he would allow me Nan to return home to the Northeast, which he did with his blessing and with a few pounds in her pocket (a small fortune back then). He was a very decent man.
No secret that times were tough during the war years but my Nan’s table was always well stocked and no one (not just family but the whole tenement) went hungry. It was peasant food but made to taste lovely.
My Nan moved in with me, me mam and Dad shortly after my granddad died. I was only 3 and so basically grew up on her food. From memory every bugger in our street used to be round for a bit pie (and would usually end up taking one away with them). Sunday dinners were as you would expect with yorkie puds you could climb and her gravy, it was sublime.
Now these cunts like Fearnley-Whittingstall think it’s de-rigeur to cook peasant food and leftovers (and still manage to poncify it) because it makes them feel good about themselves.
No Hugh, it wasn’t big and clever, back in the day it was a necessity. And to make a meal from scraps, left-overs and a bit of scrag-end not only edible but tasty to boot shows an amount of skill neither you, nor your fat-tongued self-righteous cunt of a mate Jamie Oliver, will ever possess, you smug tree-hugging cunt!
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My Nan was in service too. ‘Had a copy of Mrs. Beetons which I think is still around somewhere. I don’t think she ever read it though as her cooking was shite. She would boil vegetables for hours, in fact everything was way overcooked and I’m sure she thought fish lived in cans.
Personally, I like my tucker. It doesn’t have to be fancy, take the best fresh ingredients and let them speak for themselves.
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Cunt was in the news not so long ago as doctors were considering putting the cunt on statins due to his high cholesterol from a fatty diet.
I was under the impression he promotes healthy eating.
On a personal note…always thought double barrelled surnames a little pretentious.
Kindest regards
JR Cuntley-Smythe.
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Can we please CUNT THE MSM’s reporting of crimes involving our ethnic friends. This has been slowly driving me more insane than I already am.
What pushed me over the edge is A report in the news today of “A woman” who was raped in Islington at knife point. You read the entire article right down not one word of a description and your reading through thinking “hmmm he’s a darkie then” (at least I do anyway) and low and behold the final lines “Police said the suspect is described as a dark-skinned black man, between 5ft 4ins and 5ft 6ins, of medium build and in dark clothing. He is thought to be between 30 and 40 years old.” anyone with any information etc.
Now to be fair to the Standard they have been quite fair, this however is unusual and not the normal thing in the media.
The Media needs cunting for these reasons (and many more besides but I am being specific here).
1, When the press neglect to mention the description or make is so vague the perpetrator could be you and you wouldn’t know.
2. they cover the story in so much crap they think you can’t see that Darkies or immigrants/ refugeese are behind it .
3. They falsify parts of a story so as to make the darkies/ immigrants/ refugees are made to look fantastic.
4. Even more seriously they outright lie about a story to exclude immigrants/ refugees and darkies.
5 they try to convince us we are all mad and that the Darkies/ immigrants/ refugees are our friend, and that it’s all our fault because we misunderstand these people.
6. By saying “From —–” insert any UK town STILL DOESN’T make them “FROM THE UK” no matter how many times you try to convince us.
7. Neglecting to post photos after conviction for these crimes of darkies/ immigrants/ refugees. But always posting any white male convicted of the same crimes.
8. Always reporting crimes against darkies/ refugees/ Immigrants as “Race Hate” even if it’s darkie on immigrant or Immigrant on refugees. because most of these Hate crimes are nothing to do with Indigenous white people, but the press make out it is.
9. Never reporting darkie/immigrant/refugee crimes on indigenous Britt’s as “Race hate” no apparently that’s just “Crime”
10. Finding justification for every single one of these Immigrant/ Darkie/ refugee crimes. ie He was in a war zone and is suffering PTSD. He was savaged by a lettuce aged 3 and has never recovered. He has mental health issues (this one I especially object too because my Mr is seriously unwell with proper mental health issues all caused by serious childhood traumas and he has never ever physically attacked, raped, murdered or stolen from anyone.
Finally in closing do the press not realise that very few black women get raped because the black men don’t fancy them and most decent white men wouldn’t touch a black woman. Because if they did all these rape and grooming gangs would have involved Black girls / women and they don’t they are all white girls/ women.
CUNTS
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Good cunting, Kath.
It really stiffens my shit when I hear cognitively challenged cunts conflating mental illness with terror attacks. If these cunts are suffering from a mental illness then it is the one that believes there is a man who lives in the sky who tells you to kill all those who do not believe in him, and even those who do believe in him but not in the same way as you do. This mental illness is called ISLAM. Call it by it’s proper name you cunts!
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Spot on, Kath. Considering that they make such a fuss about which ethnic group you belong to on every official form that has to be filled in, I would love to know the percentage of crime committed by each ethnic group.
Your point about the media saying that they’re “from ___” is covered by the saying “If a dog drops its’ pups in a pig-sty. it doesn’t make them piglets”‘.
We really are being treated like mushrooms “Feed them shit,and keep’em in the dark”. The trouble is,it seems to be working.
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Cunt Cuntley Cuntercunt… That’s what I call the spoonfed tosser.. And which cunt invented the word ‘Foodie?’ They even say it on national television (The BBC, what a surprise)… They say ‘Foodie, Nigel Slater’ or ‘Foodie, Cuntley Cuntercunt’… If they mean chef they should just fucking say so… They’l be calling wine tasters ‘Drinkies’ next… Twats…
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Hopefully the word foodie will acquire the same opprobrium as the term “luvvies” – although “cunties” would cover both groups
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Lisa Clarke is a cunt…
Clarke, from the No More Page 3 campaign, sees herself as a latterday Mary Whitehouse and probably hates Page 3 because she will never, ever be good looking enough to go on it.. Anyway this dreadful woman’s latest victims are Mansfield Town FC.. Clarke said she believed a promotional/sales gimmck’s wording was “intentional” and that it was wrong to make light of prostitution…. Thing is though, nobody was… This demented cow sees these things because she wants to see them and has nothing else better to do… And as for all the PC lemmings who have jumped off the outraged cliff over this, they are cunts as well.. This country is leaving the EU, we are in danger of migrant invasion and terrorism, disable and mentally ill people are being victimised and committing suicide, and nonces rum amok in Rochdale and Rotherham… Yet all this lot are bothered about is a tweet from a lower division football club?! Fuck yourselves, you cunts!
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Link to story here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-37255578
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Clarke is probably one of those ‘wimmin’ who will get offended if some lad innocently calls her ‘love’ or ‘darlin’… The sort that sees any attractive woman as thick and flaunting herself (ie: pure cowing jealousy) and also sees the very existence of men as an affront… ‘All men are sexist/pigs/bastards… Who do they think they are?!?’ ‘Look at her! How dare she be good looking/ have nice tits/wear too much make up etc’… Change the record, eh, ‘love?’
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FFS, Norm! Can’t you see how sexist this is? These girls who work for One Call insurance are being exploited by being referred to as One Call Girls. It’s quite blatant and plain for anyone to see. Even the name of the club and the town it represents is sexist; MANsfield!!! FFS MANsfield!!! Arggg! Where is my safe space?
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Nice one, Skidmark…It’s like my beloved Manchester… Some feminazi cunt seriously approached Fergie in the late 80s and said that Manchester United should be renamed ‘Personchester United’ because ‘Man’ United was sexist… Old Taggart told her to fuck off… I loved the man in those days…
In the late 80s I used to work at a place called First Call in Worsley… It was an electrical goods place (fridges, microwaves, dishwashers etc) and every Xmas the lads had a whip round and got clerical staff, Shirley, Michelle, Andrea and Faye a big card and a present… And we used to put on the envelope ‘To the First Call Girls…’ No sinister motives and no sexism, and the girls didn’t give a shit… Clarke is a fucking looney…
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It should be called Personchester United? What a stupid cunt bitch, probably drives her mad that she’s called a woMAN. What a cunt.
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Quite right, Norm. A fucking looney. Do you remember when people like her used to be called the looney left? Now they are mainstream and taking over the asylum.
On a positive note I bet Mansfield will get record attendances on the back of all this free publicity.
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Fergie took the piss on Piccadilly Radio 261 (Manchester’s much missed radio station of choice back in the day)… He said to the 261 reporters: ‘What a ridiculous woman… Does she want us to call (Brian )McClair ‘Clair’ as well? Good grief…’
The woman who made this ludicrous suggestion was one of the infamous loony left, and was mates with the repellent Derek Hattton and Bernie Grant…
I remember when the Premiership began and Sky Sports used to have the ‘Sky Sports Strikers’ dancing on the pitch before a game… They were well fit cheerleader types slithering around in skimpy costumes… There was a lot of fuss from the loony left about them too… I never complained… It certainly brightened up a Monday night at Carrow Road… Then again, so did King Cantona destroying Norwich City..
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Now there is a blast from the cuntish past, Hatton and Grant.
Absolute pair of cunts.
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One day this daft bitch will have something real to worry about instead of a pair of knockers in a newspaper or what a little football club is up to… The classic ‘neighbour behind the curtain’: nosying at everyone else and stirring up shit, because she has fuck all else in her life…
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That cunt is like so many who get professionally upset on behalf of others without ever asking those others if they (the others) are actually offended. And so what if they fucking are anyway ?
Fuck off,leave the curtains alone – spot on thee Norman – get a proper job and keep your poisonous nasty little mouth permanently shut.
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I like good food, whether it is something in a nice restaurant or something you’ve cooked yourself. I think it’s important to treat the Animals we eat well, because of the need to mass produce food to feed everyone food quality has dropped and to get the better quality you have to pay for it. As an animal lover I don’t like seeing any animals mistreated and that goes for the one’s that I eat to one that is a pet. Obviously not everyone can afford the most expensive meat but you should try to the best quality you can afford. It’s what your putting in your body at the end of the day.
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Hopefully the food banks will take heed of this.
“A tin of bully beef! Fuck’s sake, I was hoping for fois gras! Oh, and is this Tesco value bacon halal?”
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