Dido is a cunt…
Forgot that this tuneless cunt existed, until some bastard played her on the radio just now… The dreary cow has a voice like the tone used on television testcards… Just a bland and irritating noise…
Remember those Greatful Dead ‘I’m A Deadhead’ car stickers? Well, there should be a car sticker that says ‘Only cunts listen to Dido…’ She really was fucking crap…
Nominated by: Norman
Adele is a much bigger fatter uglier cunt
Adele has a bigger cunt,the size of the channel tunnel, sacre blue
I remember when dido did that horrible Song with the wigger Eminem, 2 fucking cunts,that crap was on the TV and radio nonstop for at least 5 years
Find me someone who isnt a total homo or a woman that likes her music
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Maybe but even worse than her is the definitive bland inconsequential artist known as Ellie Goulding. By Christ she is just fucking numb.
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And then there’s that slag, Rita Ora. These days she only gets in the papers for wearing tiny outfits, that are designed to deliberately flash her knickers. Put it away love, my wife is far more attractive and interesting to me than you are.
And tone down the fucking make up. It’s a face, not a colouring book.
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Speaking of slags, I see Rihanna has just been awarded a lifetime achievement award at some fucking music awards or other. I mean come on, she’s 28 for fucks sake. She deserves a lifetime achievement award, as much as I deserve a fucking peerage.
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They have to give them lifetime achievement awards early, because in the words of Dave Lee Roth, “here today, gone later today.” She sounds like a brake block rubbing on an old pushbike wheel.
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And they’ve only just (after 30 years) inducted the mighty Deep Purple into The Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall Of Fame (no wonder Richie told them to get stuffed), yet Rihanna gets a lifetime gong?! Bollocks….
Be interesting if Jann Wenner’s Hall Of Fame cuntfest ever invites The Stone Roses… Brownie will tell them to fuck off and Squire won’t even bother to give them a response..
And Ora is an ugly bitch… She looks like a white golliwog…
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Rihanna is mentally retarded and its just a stupid VMA MTV award. Which is the musical equivalent of being handed a award from satan himself for being a no talent sellout and selling your soul for instant fame+money.
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Ora is just another abuse victim .
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I don’t understand the appeal of this type of music. Dido and Adele epitomise the shitness of much modern music. Uninspired tepid crap for the wettest generation on record somehow packaged as ground breaking or interesting.
I’d rather listen to Enya.
Same goes for Ed fucking Sheeran.
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I love Enya’s first album, Watermark – her best effort IMO. Right there with you on this modern tripe. My guess is every generation feels their ‘single buying years’ were better than whatever is current.
My single buying years started in the late ’70s and continued well into the ’80s. I’d be the first to admit there was some utter shite released during this period, but at the same time it was an incredibly diverse, interesting, vibrant and full of talent period too. The bands back then had a look/image, a style and could play actual instruments. Artists had to sell 100s of 1000s of singles to get into the top 10, let alone get a #1, in the only singles chart there was at the time.
These days to be mega-successful you mostly need amazing good looks, a ripped body, blindingly white teeth and the ability to show too much skin and/or thrust your pelvis around at the drop of a hat. No musical talent required. The yoof, who have the attention span of a lump of putty, lap this crap up and throw it away again in the blink of an eye. Instant download, instant gratification, instantly disposable.
It’s not difficult to put together a coherent argument that today’s “pop” music is mostly utter dog shit, but understanding that requires intelligence, an appreciation of what’s gone before and the desire to look beyond the superficial. Today’s Facebook generation seem incapable. These cunts will be running the country in years to come. Jeezus christ on a bike – we are so fucked.
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Never really listened to much of Dido.
I must admit I do like Enya’s music. Her 1991 album “Shepherd Moons” is a great piece of work.
Some of the musicians/bands I listen to a lot are:
Ryan Adams (not to be confused with Bryan Adams)
The Verve
Slowdive
The Cure
Jeff Beck
Beth Orton
The Stone Roses
Karl Verkade
Mogwai
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“Today’s Facebook generation seem incapable. These cunts will be running the country in years to come. Jeezus christ on a bike – we are so fucked.”
No, I.Y. These are the cunts who will be running the country, always have done and always will do. Thats because they pull off shit like this;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/31/11-eton-pupils-enjoy-private-audience-with-vladimir-putin—pipp/
Could you see some ethnic cunts from the local comp managing something like this? That’s the sort of balls 37 grand a year buys you, cheap at twice the price.
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Hello cunters, I am pleased the troll was outed. That whole rattle annoyed me no end. i checked in regularly but grew tired of the utter stupidity the troll was posting.
Anyway … I don’t know Dido, but at a guess I suggest that any success she has ever had comes down to her dispensing sexual favours. So she makes money the old fashioned way. If her music or voice is shit, at least she’s looks rootable.
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He’s still around and beating his head against a brick wall trying to get past the IP blocker we use without any success at all!
He pesters other sites as well but we share info to keep him out. We even set up a spoof site for him called the Trolls Lair – see my blogroll – and believe it or not the daft bugger even trolls that.
You couldn’t make it up…
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Morning from Denmark Dio, tried to post yesterday but went to Moderation and disappeared? I changes my name to Black and White cunt in Denmark, is the name change the reason.
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Yes it is. We’ve had our favourite troll spoofing regular’s names so when it comes up with a new one it gets moderated so we can check if it’s real.
Happy to let it through if its real of course. I’m guessing you got my email earlier?
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Thought as much, haven’t checked email. If moderation keeps Mr Doublecunt away it’s well worth it.
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That prickie doublecunt is a right old cunt, the cunt. I wonder if he is jumping up & down on his wank stained Kleenex right now all hissy & angry. The cunt.
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So how many of the 53,000 unique visits are the troll’s proxies/VPNs…??? 😀
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Yeah I thought of that too Fred and excluded them just to piss him off.
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Well done for keeping the cunt at arms length. A couple of my comments had gone to moderation, but I guessed it was related to that wanker. I bet he is fucking livid.??
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See Anna Raccoon’s blog today. Seems she and her old man paid the bastard a visit…
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That’s not Dido in that picture, she looks very welcoming though. In fact she reminds me of 60% of the women here in Denmark. I’ve gotta come home on Tuesday, what a cunt.
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Have you been raped by any peaceful men yet?
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No. There are fucking loads of Muslims here though I was quite shocked. Obviously most capitals are cosmopolitan but I was surprised at how many different people are here. Africunts, Vikunts, Turkunts, heard some British cunt yesterday. Not seen many Black and White cunts though. Going to a club later to get a bit of cunt.
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Well, if you fail to score in the clubs there is always Istedgade at the back of the main station. 😉
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Ha ha, was reading a bit about that place. Probably a nice bit of HIV floating around, fuck that. Although after a lot of drinking and whatever else l may find myself ‘lost’ and accidentally end up there.
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Did you get to Christiania at all?
I hear there was one of those ‘peaceful’ cunts opened fire on two coppers and now they are trying to shut it down.
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Another little gift for you.
http://www.pussygalores.dk/
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I was seriously thinking of driving round Northern Europe and Scandinavia this summer, either that or maybe get one of those rail passes ( But fuck me they are expensive and you have to book all the trains 2 or 3 months in advance. Not exactly spontaneous. ) but with the outbreak of peace across the continent I decided not to bother.
I’m lucky, where I live there aren’t any peaceful folk. There was one halal butcher in the town but that didn’t last long. Disgusting fucking cunts. I rarely eat meat but when I do its mainly pork to make sure it’s not halal. Here’s a little taste of why, warning it isn’t pretty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF0Vcm1UCsg
I can’t see dumb animals suffer, scousers accepted, obviously.
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Yeah I bumped onto a couple of Moroccans on the Train and got a bit of shit coke off one of them. Went into Christiania the day that shooting happened although it happened after I’d left (nothing yo do with me). Bought some Hash that blew my head off, not a bad price after haggling. Off to Club Rust tonight to see that Mike Skinner (The Streets) DJ.
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Fucking hell Skidmark…brutal.
Could be day one training at IS beheading school.
I know animals have to be slaughtered but FFS….
Fucking savages…
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The link there is for (ahem) ‘professional services’.
Which are totally legal in Daneland.
Enjoy cafe rust and drink ‘en Hof’ for me squire.
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I haven’t a fucking clue who this tart is but she looks very friendly, which must count for something surely.
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That actually isn’t her, she looks like a androgyous short blonde haired dyke!, mods probably pulled the wrong photo by accident
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Being a music producer cunt, I have always liked Dido’s tone of voice and she can definitely sing. A very unique voice, what let her down is the shit music she released. Made her money though so doubt if she gives a fuck.
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Have to say Danish Bacon is nice but the sausages are crap, I’d rather have a Cumberland or Lincolnshire than the shit out here. Went for breakfast it was written in Danish, I was expecting a full English type but what I got was a bit of scrambled egg, two cocktail sausages, bit of Bacon, yoghurt with muesli, watermelon and smoked salmon and other stuff all on the same plate. I didn’t leave a tip. The Danish cunts.
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A number of folk on here have posted that they know nothing of Dido. That’s a blessing so whatever you do, don’t sully your ears with her turgid whinings. By the way, “Dido” is how it’s pronounced the ‘L’ is silent.
Let me give you an approximation of her vocal talent. In the 80’s/90’s there was a band called INXS. The lead singer was Michael Hutchens. Now all of this is pretty irrelevant apart from it being rumoured that he used to like to self-strangle himself while knocking one out.
One day in his hotel room he took this a bit far and ended up killing himself.
Now then, if you can imagine the sound being issued from Michael Hutchens strangulated throat at the point of climax then you’ll have a good idea of what Dildo’s voice sounds like without having to sit through reams of tuneless records with wrist-cut lyrics.
Or to paraphrase the above: she was fucking awful!
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Emergency cunting of Alan Kurdi.
That was the boy who drowned attempting to pass illegally into Europe exactly a year ago today. In truth it was not the little cunts fault, it was his spaz shite of a father, Abdullah Kurdi who managed to kill not only his two son but his wife too. The narrative is this was a desperate Syrian family fleeing from IS. The truth is the family had been living safely in Turkey for some years. Alan Kurdi himself had rarely ever spent any time at all in Syria, spending most of his life with his aunt in Turkey.
The aforementioned spaz shite of a father, Abdullah Kurdi decided to take his family on a small inflatable craft to make the crossing from Bodrum to Kos, a journey of only 4 km. Its unclear if the family were a victim of people smugglers or if the father himself was the smuggler as accounts vary. One of the other survivors tells the story that Abdullah Kurdi himself was the captain.
I have sailed these waters myself in a 52ft yacht and in August and early September they can be very rough due to a Northerly wind called the Meltemi. Anybody choosing to make this crossing in a small rubber boat at night, and it was a choice, no one had a gun to their heads, must be insane.
Everything about the MSM narrative on this one stinks. Even the photo of the dead little cunt on the beach was staged for maximum impact.
This, more than any other single event prompted Merkle to open the floodgates of the cunts, not only from Turkey but Libya too. Many of the great and the good are banging the refugee drum today, calling for the government to accept “child refugees” from the jungle. Fuck off you virtue signaling cunts. You let a few in and thousands more will turn up at our doorstep.
If I had my way we should deploy gun boats in the channel and any cunt attempting to cross illegally gets treated to some 50 cal tracer fire.
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I had forgotten about this cunt until I just clicked onto sky news. abdullah kurdi is indeed a 16 litre turbocharged cunt, and needs a good cunting, as well as a good through kicking. The cunt.
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Juliet Stevenson, cunt. That is all.
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Dito Vanessa Redgrave.
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Dull as fuck Dido and that fat harridan Adele have a number of things in common:
They both can only ‘sing’ in one key… A peashooter has more range….
They are both beloved by the ‘daft/useless/ugly tart gets dumped and drinks loads of wine and stuffs tons of choccies in her face on the sofa’ type of woman (a bit like Adele herself)…
They both sing utter crap written by ‘expert songwriters (who nobody has heard of)’ and it takes about eight of these ‘writers’ to come up with three minutes of shite (see ‘Shite Flag’ ‘Rolling In The Crap’ etc)….
Both are as boring as fuck and have no interesting personality traits whatsoever…
Singers like Kate Bush, Joan Baez and Grace Slick were also interesting as people… Whereas Dido and Adele (they should form a double act) are hopeless…
They have sold millions of CDs: mainly because of stupid ‘wimmin’ and the odd male cunt who has no musical taste at all and puts it on in the car as he goes to IKEA or Waitrose to be a cunt…
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Oi! I shop at Waitrose!
I take the top off the car and pollute thee environment with Chas C’s shit at full volume…
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You’re alright though, Dio…
The type of cunt that buys pre-peeled boiled eggs and oranges is the sort of cunt that listens to Dido…
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Nice pic of the cunt though, looks like a job for El Capitain Frigmaster Reacharound.
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Eminem is a cunt too… What sort of cunt names himself after sweeties anyway?
I remember when ‘Eminems’ were called Treats and Snickers (ridiculous fucking name) was Marathon… Fucking Doodle Dandyfied bollocks…
Of course Slim Shady (another cunt nickname) is named Eminem after his initials… But anyone called Marshall Nathaniel Mathers has to be a cunt…
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Eminem’s best work are the cuttings left on the floor by Dr. Dre.
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I thought that M&M’s were called Smarties? Just saying.
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Women take note, after a hard days work or whatever this is how you greet your man when he gets home. (see picture above).
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“Dickie”Dido and Adele are both crap,but that”s the standard of music today;tuneless bile.and cuntitycuntcunt to the man who left the”C” out of rap,and the”B” out of garage……….Now how about a mammoth cunting for the Sky people who sit around a table and discuss “The Papers” each day?It matters not,our opinions;but for fuck sake who are these cretins?Cunting well overdue for the lot of “em…..BAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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Sky’s ‘The Papers’ is a rip-off of the Granada TV show,’What The Papers Say…’ Except that show had people who knew their shit and they weren’t all middle class silly cunts with ‘media degrees’ and stupid hair…. These cunts are also all over the Sky Arts channel… The dreadful ‘Discovering…’ music programme: where chinstroking cunts born in the late 80s will talk bollocks about everyone from The Smiths to Tina Turner… There’s one daft bitch on there with blue hair, who talks endless shit week in- week out…
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I don’t mind it on Monday when you get that little puff from the daily mail and that pinko cunt from the mirror knocking lumps off each other. But it’s only for entertainment value, you don’t actually learn anything new.
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The lady at the top of the page is Dido Angel – I doubt that s her real name. She works in the adult film industry and I have long been an admirer of her work. She has not sung in any of the movies I have seen so I have no idea what her voice is like
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i expect her mouth was full
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Very religious these porn actresses. I note that most of them keep saying “oh my god” over and over as they get seven bells fucked out of them.
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I think its time to cunt Thomson holidays,
My fine lady and myself have saved up our hard earned cash and splashed out on a holiday on the Greek island of Thasos, the tourist trade is held to ransom by Thompson as they are the only people to fly here, as such they are imposing their own brand of EU health and saftey on all the hotels they subcontract too.
This requires vast amounts of signage warning us of the fucking obvious, what they neglected to realise is they control about 70% of the rooms in the complex, which are let out to bulgarians, serbs, romanians ect, most of whom speak some English.
Well thank you Thompson because you make us look like a nation of thick cunts at 46 I am fully aware that boiling water scalds, it is possible to fall down the stairs and I may slip next to the pool!
Have them put up multilingual signs or pictures only and you wouldn’t be nominated! …..
Also why is Slobodan next door paying a third of what you charged me for the same place?
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As a ps on that, the reason all the refugees come here is there are a lot of young untainted goats skipping around in the mountains.
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