37 thoughts on “Chilled soup”

  1. Not big on hot soup so I don’t imagine chilled soup is going to be a winner. The lazy cunt so called chef serving up cold soup needs a cunting also.

  2. You know a bit about food eh? And a fucking small undetectable bit it is.
    I might be a cunt but not for liking cold soups. You are Gregg Wallace [who is a real platinum cunt] and I claim my £5 .

  3. I agree, everyone laughed at Lisa tried to serve them Gazpacho Soup when she tried to serve Gazpacho soup at the BBQ Homer did with the hog roast.

  4. Overnight thousands of people have revealed themselves to be cunts:

    “Thousands of people have signed a petition to keep The Great British Bake Off on the BBC overnight after it was announced that the show would be moving to Channel 4 in 2018 .”

    May as well have been a peace of paper with sign this if your a cunt printed at the top.

    • Apparently The Queen eats this sort of shit for breakfast and has done for years… But what else can we expect from German inbreds?…

    • More people will sign a petition for The Great British Cunt Off than they will a petition to protect British lorry drivers in Calais… Britain is now shit, and most of the people are cunts….

      • It must of been a cunt moon last night Norman as cunts are crawling out of the woodwork all over, the latest being Luxembourg Foreign Minister Jean Asselborn (Luxemburg would be that tax haven the corporation such as Microsoft base their operations in Europe so as to avoid full tax?) anyways according to this funny little fella with a girls name Hungary should be thrown out of the EU for not allowing every cunt and their dog to stroll into Hungry without question.

        Keep it Hungry, these EU ponces give not one fuck about Hungry or its people, this is amply demonstrated by their attitude. Better thrown out but still a nation than still in and a staging zone for the invited invasion.

      • Apparently Hungary want out of the EU anyway, and are discussing a deal with fellow ex-Warsaw Pact countries to tell the likes of Asselborn and Merkel to fuck themselves… Eventually there will only be Germany. France and their liitle lapdogs like Luxembourg left in the EU….

        And, talking of pro-EU cunts, Wee Burney Sturgeon doesn’t like a British government telling her what to do, But is happy getting orders from the EU (ie: the krauts)…
        Nasty little voodoo doll cunt….

      • Afraid so Norman. You ask most folk what they think about the Calais situation they will look at you blankly. Ask the same person about Cunt Off, TOWICUNTS etc and you will get chapter and verse.
        I am on the downhill slope of life and am not sad about it. The future stinks

      • Back at the Bake Off or Fuck Off as one would like to address it, my man on the ground informs me that Big Bollocks Corp offered the independent production company £15000000 for the next series. Apparently they are demanding £25000000 which Channel 4 are willing to cough up. Call me old fashioned but these are sums of money that indicate what a total load of cunts the British tv viewing public are. The “presenters” of said programme surely do not expect us to take this bollocks seriearsely? £50000 they can come and film me making holes in doughnuts in my unique style while Paul Hollywood gives Mary Berry full on oral and Sue Perkins shoves a butt plus up his ring.
        Oops there I go again, medication is a bit slow today.
        Cunts

  5. The Syrian obsevatory for human rights is a cunt. The MSM repeatedly publish misinformation claiming this organisation as the source. They sound very official, don’t they? Like something to do with the UN. But they are not. In fact they are a he, singular. Rami Abdel Rahman is a syrian immigrant who runs his one man band organisation from a 2 bedroom semi in Coventry.

    So the next time the BBC, Sky, C4 or ITV run a story about 100s of babies being gassed to death by Assad you know it came directly from their source in Coventry. Just one more way that MSM fucks us up the arse on a daily basis. Cunts.

  6. Ebola riddled harridan Pauline Cafferkey is a fucking lying bitch who deserves a good cunting for her antics.
    Having essentially bullshitted her way back into the UK from ‘heroically’ nursing the ‘needy’ in Sierra Leone by deliberately not declaring that she was running a temperature indicative that she too had gone and picked up the bug herself, she subsequently swans around potentially exposing who knows how many to contamination before finally succumbing to the symptoms herself and then expects the good old tax payer to shell out an undoubted fuck load of cash for her specialist treatment under strict isolation conditions, and on more than one occasion… cash that could have gone towards treating more deserving cases than that of someone who chose to put herself in harm’s way supposedly to ease the suffering of others abroad but then doesn’t give a flying fuck whether she goes on to cause another epidemic herself once back home.
    Now facing formal nursing misconduct proceedings, the criminally reckless bitch is claiming that early symptoms of the disease would have impaired her judgement so there’s no evidence she had been deliberately dishonest in concealing her condition. Pull the other fucking one, love.
    Cunt should be made to pay back every single fucking penny it cost to cure her.

    • You beat me to it, Mr Face, as I logged on purely to cunt her. What is never mentioned is the stupidity she displayed in contracting Ebola in the first place. Furnished with a bio hazard suit and aware of the need to wash everything afterwards, she thinks she’s better than that. Only a fucking idiot would ignore the necessary regime but that’s what she did. Stupid cunt. The whole misconduct hearing will turn out to be a whitewash and she’ll get off scot free. What a fucking twat.

      • And it won’t be long before she starts a court action for damages. I’m not sure who she can sue but you can bet your life lawyers are queueing up to take the job on.

    • Most of the fuckers who get involved in shit like that,are the “aren’t we caring people” brigade. They think that they are morally superior and we should all kiss their oh-so-worthy arses.They expect tax-payers to cough up to fund their quest for sainthood.
      Well,you can fuck off you cunts. No way that I’ll pay to pander to your egos while you save a few disease-ridden wogs who were probably pitching up at Dover before you were.
      I’d withdraw all aid to foreign countries and if some bleeding-heart arseholes choose to put themselves at risk in some shithole,they can go ahead. Just not on my money.

  7. The Boundary Commission want to move some constituency boundaries around to level out the number of voters in each constituency and lose a few MP’s along the way. Apparently this puts the seats currently occupied by Boris, George and Jeremy at risk. Fucking happy days I say. But the Labour party believes this puts them at a disadvantage and favours the Tories in future elections.

    Dear Labour, Jeremy, McDonnell, Abbott, Thornberry and pretty much any other Labour face you want to name are the biggest threat to your electability. Short of making a few London boroughs and ethnic strongholds up north the only place to get to vote in an election you people are fucked.

    It’s not boundaries that will stop you being elected its the fact that people on the whole reject the idea of being governed by the complete shower of shit that calls itself the labour party.

    We seem to be approaching critical mass and are likely to reach the event horizon within days if this cunt storm doesn’t ease soon.

    • Typical of the labour party, cannot accept any responsibility and everything is always somebody else’s fault. They are useless sacks of shit to a man and a political irrelevance. I hope I shall never see another labour government in my lifetime and the way things are going I could live another 50 years and that would still be possible.

      • Which leaves us without an effective opposition, but that said there never really has been in my lifetime. One party with two faces. Interesting times and an opportunity for the one thing the political class fear the most.

        A populist government, which is a really bad thing because then you have a government that listens to and acts on behalf of the people.

        99% of politicians pretend to listen to the people but dance to a different drummer.

        A populist government would of meant
        Real Immigration control
        EU referendum on every major EU treaty
        No Iraq war
        Working health service but no trans ops or HIV preventative pills at our expense.

        A living nightmare I am sure all will agree

  8. The Clash are cunts…
    Well, two of them were anyway… So-called ‘Man Of The People’ Joe Strummer was in actual fact John Mellor: a well to do diplomat’s son with a trust fund…. John Lydon can be a cunt, but he was right when he said Strummer conned people with his man on the street rock and roll from the suburbs bullshit…

    Strummer was also a cunt for thinking The Clash was ‘his’ band… The cunt had the audacity and arrogance to sack both Mick Jones and Topper Headon from the group, when Mick and Topper were the only two with any talent…. Strummer then turned The Clash into cartoon postcard punks with the horrendous ‘Cut The Crap’ album…. Which leads us onto Paul Simonon… Simonon was basically under Caroline Coon’s thumb, but what makes him a cunt is his treatment of Jones’ replacement, ‘Vince’ White… White was no Mick Jones. but he was a good guitarist… But White’s first name was Greg, and Simonon demanded he changed it to something more ‘Rock ‘N’ Roll’ as he refused to be in a band with anyone named Greg… Says the cunt who was in a band with a middle class cunt who adopted a stage name as bad as ‘Joe Strummer’… What a load of pretentious, poncey, deluded bollocks… A shame they didn’t try that stunt with Greg Allman…. They’d have a got a beer bottle over their heads…

    • Can’t expect too much from musicians Norman, narcissists to the man, punk was as about making money and getting laid as much as any other brand of music and Lydon has sold out if you measure him by his views as a 17 year old Rotten. I like some of the Clash stuff London Calling was one of my favourite albums as a 17 year old.

      I just enjoy the output and try and ignore the sensitive little souls that produce it. I reckon most people become cunts with a little fame and a small fortune.

      I do it with no fame and fuck all money.

      100% genuine cunt.

    • I agree with what you’re saying,but anything is better than that manufactured shite that they pump out now. Just a lot of queers and uppity jigaboos autotuning a load of crap.

      • The Clash had a good thing going, but Strummer and that cunt of a manager, Bernie Rhodes, went up their own arses and ruined it… Liked Mick Jones and also what he did with B.A.D and Topper was an ace drummer… But neither could put up with Strummer’s band as a dictatorship idea…

      • Joe strummer was a absolute cunthead,fist pumping for the working class poor man routine. Bruce springsteen perfected that disgusting form of propaganda as have many others. He could give a flying fuck if you have a hungry heart or were born in the usa. Same with strummer’s london calling

      • Best bands of the punk era were Buzzcocks, The Jam and Joy Division…. Strummer’s punk credentials and image were as manufactured as The Monkees (their new one is pretty good actually)…

        And Springsteen’s fooling no one… He got into music to get his end away…And the way the UK muso-wank press (MOJO etc) lickarse ‘The Boss’ is sickening… These cunts revere Springsteen for ‘celebrating American heritage’ for shite like ‘The Ghost Of Tom Joad’… But when someone like Ray Davies, Paul Weller, or even Morrissey celebrates English heritage and life they are categorised as living in the past or bigots…

      • I don’t really care bout the whole US vs UK scene very silly argument I like both american and british punk bands.

        My favorite punk bands are, well first off johnny thunders and the heartbreakers, buzzcocks, the fall (hard band to get into though), The sleepers were brilliant but short-lived, The Jam, Negative Trend, magazine and flipper were among my favorites

        Is Straight Outta Compton even music? alll I hear is “nigga nigga kill cops and whitey sell dope rape a ho and get money” Thats a deep message for the kids ain’t it?

      • My favourite punk bands were (and, in several cases, still are): The Damned, Pistols, Buzzcocks, X-ray Specs, Johnny Moped and Penetration. I liked some of the Clash’s music, but the 6th form politics got on my tits, even as a fifteen year old.

        Tiresome knee-jerk Spartism was also the bane of most of the second wave UK punk bands like Crass.

        The Jam were good, but Paul Weller evolved into a massive cunt who hasn’t written a decent song since about 1980.

  9. People who think soup is a main meal are cunts
    Hot or cold its a fucking entree you cunts i dont care how fucking thick it is or how many fucking pumpkins youve fucking put in there its not a fucking meal

      • Cold soup and anybody who has anything to do with it is a cunt even if you are in a group of 100 and just one person orders it.
        It’s wrong and all of you should be shot.

  10. i’d like to cunt black people with tattoos
    seriously cant you think of anything better to waste your money on
    footballers basketballers rappers all covered in ink no one can even fucking see never mind read cunts

  11. Well at least the connection between Gazpacho, punk bands and Springsteen is perfectly clear now!
    Just saying.

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