I’d like to nominate the people swept out to sea this week for a cunting. What did people tell you about climbing cliffs when the sea is rough due to high winds? Don’t do it. Did you listen? No. Are you dead? Yes. Do I have any sympathy? No.
Give these cunts a Darwin Award.
Nominated by: Chris Horner
Cunts who go swimming in the sea when there’s flags up saying don’t go in the water.
There’s plod on a loud speaker telling you not to go in the water.
There’s cunts getting dragged out of it left right and centre at deaths door.
Yet there’s still half brained cunts who decide to jump right in and make the best of it!
It’s Darwinism in its purest form if you ask me.
Too stupid to live…let them drown.
Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno
On the back of that and somewhat breaking with tradition……
May I nominate the RNLI as absolutely NOT cunts.
The brave-as-fuck volunteers who go out in all weathers to rescue the gormless cunts, who deliberately put themselves at the mercy of nature for the perfect selfie or stupid bet.
If there were to be a definition of anti-cunt, it would be the RNLI.
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The fucking idiot craze of jumping into water from a height without knowing how deep the water is or what’s concealed underneath it. Apparently jumping off a bridge or cliff into water risking instant death as your body is mashed on hidden rocks proves how brave you are.
Until you lay mashed crippled or dead in the water then the whole world knows what a moron you are. May as well stick a rocket up your arse and light it whilst your mate films so it can be uploaded to youtube.
If your going to hurt yourself in a moronic way at least have the decency to record it so as we can laugh at you and kids being dumb enough to to think about copying you can at least see the possible results firs.t
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This should be encouraged as an effective way of thinning out the shallower end of the gene pool.
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These adrenaline junkies who do this must be tapped? The sport of “Tombstoning” is mental beyond belief. Some of the jumps these nutters make are cunting mental.
This one especially…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMKLLwtDfOI
The guy at 0:19 who looks like Charlie Bronson taking a running leap is currently the highest amateur jump I’ve currently seen on video. Looks easily a 200 foot drop. Fucking crazy. Hitting underwater rocks from that height would leave your body looking like a sack of smashed crabs.
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Feltz needs boiling down for glue. I’m not sure what we could do with so much glue though ?
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opps, i fucked that up
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I would like to offer an… err… “Historical Cunting”(?)
Not in the sense that the subject of said cunting is no longer with us, because that fat mare Vanessa Feltz is still very much alive and in rude health, but because the events that lead to Fatty Feltz’s nomination by my good self occurred many years ago. Permit me to elaborate…
Anyone remember the “Think Bike” road safety advert, presented by a stern chap with sideburns and a turtleneck who compares his fist with his other hand held out flat to illustrate the respective profiles of a car and motorbike? The film then cuts to a stuntman stuffing a Honda CD175 into the side of a Morris Marina in realistic fashion.
In those days (mid 1980s I think) Porky Feltz had an opinion column in either the Daily Mirror or Sun (can’t remember which) and devoted most of one issue to complaining that the advert was distressing and that Mr Sideburns was an intimidating bullying thug who upset her, “this advert should be banned as it’s frightening blah blah blah”
What an absolute cunt.
The Think Bike film was meant to shock complacent fat cunts like Flabby Feltz into paying attention when driving, it was supposed to wake up dozy cunts with no road awareness, that’s the whole point of it you redundant has-been, never was munter. They should remake it and sit poor lickle Vanessa on the front of the bike then stuff the bike into the side of an armoured personnel carrier. Except they’ll need a bit bigger bike than a CD175 to get her up to speed first, maybe a Hayabusa or Goldwing. Or they could just fire her at the APC with a (wide bore) cannon. Anything will do, honest.
Vanessa Feltz was, is and always has been a cunt.
I thank you…
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Your true cunt will always find a way to cunt himself, aided by a quantity of beer that he cannot take and will never accept his limitations in this regard. It is the way of Darwin that these brainless cuntalikes will find a way to cunt themselves and no loss really, they weren’t going to contribute anything to the greater good so bye bye .
Cunty cunt cunt off please.
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How about a half time cunting of the Notting hill carnival!
I’ll keep it brief:
Today is children’s day.
A special day for the kids to come down and enjoy the friendly Afro Caribbean culture.
So in honour of that, the crime ridden cunts have kept it clean:
As of 21.30 hrs on Sunday evening:
71 arrests
20 knives seized
4 stabbings
1 looking like its gonna be a murder.
You get that many of them in one place at one time and you don’t get any prizes for guessing the outcome.
Cunts.
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Some cunt just spent over 600k on one of the original apple computers. Now I don’t really get why stuff is worth more cos its old, but each to their own. But with tech it’s even less understandable. There were only 200 made, so fucking what its still good for fuck all. I know apple fanboys pay a premium because its an apple but like a 1st gen ipad its a paperweight, a pile of silicon chips and transistors that is going to serve no purpose.
Maybe if your extremely rich you think about giving money to good causes but decide its more fun to spend your money on shit and rub your wealth into everyone else’s faces.
What a cunt
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I would not pay good money on a new apple product, never mind an old one.
But on the other hand I have spent good money on antiques. I’m with Wiliam Morris on this. “Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.”
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Vintage car or motorcycle I can understand but a computer? Good only for landfill…
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These thick cunts that need rescuing following some irresponsible behaviour should be fined severely. I am quite surprised the Government and Inland Revenue haven’t thought of this already. It is the only way these thick cunts learn anything.The same goes for those cunts that get paraletic every Friday night and have to be looked after in A&E.
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Quite agree Mary. Not only fined but should pay the actual cost of the people helping them out or value of nurses time.
Cunts.
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Good idea but RNLI are a charity and its kinda against the rules for them to charge people.
Its something when the government think its OK to spend millions on so called asylum seekers but leave saving people from a water grave to a charity. Hmmm.
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