Self driving cars

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I’d like to give a cyber cunting to the idea of “Self driving cars”

How fucking stupid do you have to be to sit back in a car and let it drive itself with all of the other fucking idiots and hazards you have to deal with on the roads. If you don’t want to drive yourself, get on a bus or a train you fucking lazy cunt.

I actually laugh when I see that some halfwit is killed in a “self drive car” accident, they deserve to be removed from the planet.

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26 thoughts on “Self driving cars”

    • Who the fuck wants self driving car? Self wanking cocks? Now that sounds useful. Think of all the time that would be freed up for you as you no longer have to set aside several hours a day to fulfil your needs. While you, go shopping with the missus, visit the mother in law, take the kids to the park your little man is wanking away furiously all on its own. Think I’ll take this idea to Dragons Den.

  2. i work on Mercedes benz cars for a living and in my 30 years of experience there is no fucking way I would trust a computer on a car to safely drive the car,parking is one thing but only in the right situation.
    computers that rely on sensors are inherently unreliable and have been the ruination of mercs,so you need human intervention when it all goes wrong,and if the cunt/ driver is playing pokamon go what chance has he got of making an instant decision……same with the fucking planes they will be good when it all goes wrong and it crash lands into the middle of a city…..the only saving grace is that cunt corbin may be sat on the floor…….wanker

    • I spent 20 years testing computer systems and certifying them unfit for purpose. I wouldn’t trust a fucking computer to do anything because they are programmed by cunts…

  3. Don’t we already have self driving cars? There called taxis, but as I recall most of them smell of curry and if you are female you have a 50/50 chance of getting raped.

  4. It’s the dream of many political/social engineering types. Taking the steering wheel out of the “ordinary” citizen’s hands…

  5. It’s to be hoped that the computer knows to keep an eye open for any uninsured,unlicensed,pissed-up Poles in white transits who might be barrelling down the road.

  6. Another load of cunts doing something because it can be done. All computers and algorithms are able to be manipulated and I’m guessing these driverless cars rely on GPRS for positioning and direction so if it’s online that means it can be hacked or glitch or whatever. Fuck driverless cars, and if they start bringing in Pilotless commercial flights then we’re all fucked. The cunts.

  7. Rachel Allen is a cunt,

    Why aren’t you round my Flat, cooking me nice food and letting me bang your ass for dessert.

  8. Watched some programme a while ago, it showed some cunts who work in an Office who decided to get a microchip put in their arm so they have access to their office without having press a button or whatever. Seriously are there that many dumbs cunts out there? What kind of cunt would allow their employer to microchip them so they can get in their office a little quicker. We need a cunts colony where these cunts can be sent on a one way ticket. Isle of Lundy for the cunties.

  9. I quite like the idea of having a car that can drive me where I want to go and then fuck off and park itself (I really fucking hate carparks). It could then come and collect me on demand to take me home from the pub. The problem is that it won’t work properly, the fuckers will find some new way of taxing us, and we will probably still be bound by the drink driving laws. Cunts.

  10. The only benefit of having a car that drives itself is that if your smuggling some drugs around and the Police try and stop the car you can carry on and try to get away. If they do catch you you can blame the getaway attempt on the car.

  11. Won’t make much difference to women as it’s usually their partners who drive the ungrateful cunts everywhere.

    Driving to women is like paying on a date. They talk about how they are independent anything to do it but still expect the man to actually do it.

  12. You would think we had driverless cars already, wondering who the fuck is driving that car while the cunt behind the wheel updates their twatbook status.

    • Yes … those are the same ‘driverless cars’ that once she’s (sorry but 99% of the time they are women ) paid for her petrol and hops back into her car …. it’s a fucking age before they drive off. Not a squint in the rear view … ‘somebody waiting to use the pump, I’ll nip forward so they can use it’ …. Oh.. fucking..no, … I’ll put all my shit back in my handbag, hand out the drinks and snacks to the kids onboard, put the seatbelt on, check the hair and lipstick in the mirror etc. etc … and then move out the fucking way.

  13. I have notice a large increase in the amount of self driving cars recently, so much so I felt the need to investigate further.

    I was wrong, even though these self driving cars are all travelling at between 35 and 40 miles an hour B road or motorway, usually a small well kept super mini or the like. If you pull up beside one the first give away is the “lord jebus lord help me” that can be heard being chanted from the driving seat, once you are level with the drivers window you will see a middle aged black woman nose to the windscreen with a steely look of determination eyes fixed on the road ahead occasionally one hand touching the crucifix around their neck…….

  14. What happens when im fast asleep in the back of my self driving car doing 55mph on a 2 hour trip to shitty London then some clever nerd cunt hiding up somewhere hacks into the onboard computer and decides to send me on a fucking 120mph trip to cunting Scotland, locks the doors and everything. Stupid fucking idea.

  15. These driver-less cars will soon die out, only a matter of time till there is a crash in the USA where some fat yank gets whiplash and the ambulance chasing US lawyers bring a billion lawsuit.

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