This faux socialist, Johnny-come-lately, “nomark” is the so-called Blairite alternative to Jeremy Corbyn for the Labour Party Leadership.
Firstly he’s an undemocratic cunt – wanting to stifle and prevent the new Labour members who joined recently from voting in the leadership race (knowing full well the majority of them are no doubt Corbyn supporters).
Secondly – and more importantly – he’s already pledged to spend £200bn in “Investment in the UK”. This is before even being elected as leader of the Labour Party, let alone they into government.
And where, pray-heaven, is this £200bn coming from exactly? Why the usual Labour favourite of taxing the top 1% of UK earners. The thing is, Owen’s maths are a bit suspect because even the most vociferous tax on the top 1% would only net him exactly 1% of that £200bn total! So Owen, where is the other £198bn coming from? Surely not government borrowing, eh? In true Labour fashion, this cunt has already got the knack of spending other people’s money before even having the remit to do so!
And finally, if that wasn’t bad enough, he’s backed by that other “3 times a loser”/”EU gravy train” Labour twat Neil Kinnock! Which automatically must make Owen Smith a cunt of monumental proportions.
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
Totally agree. And Smith ought to be co-cunted with Kezia Dugdale who today endorsed his leadership bid. This is the same Kezia Dugdale, incidentally, who led Labour to its worst ever defeat in the Scottish elections earlier this year (so she’s not exactly well placed to give lectures about electability). Dugdale is also a prominent figure in Progress, the Blairite Labour party group, and has been a regular contributor to its in-house publications. So it seems odd that she now insists that she supports Smith’s leftwing anti-Blairite programme (most of which has been hastily cribbed from Corbyn and McDonnell).
And that, fellow cunters, is why the vast majority of politicians of all political colours are cunts – they will say and do anything, whether they believe in it or not, if they think it might assist their quest for power. These cunts are characterised by two things which always happen as soon as they win power: the quiet abandonment of key campaign commitments (cf Sadiq Khan with the London Mayoral election) and/or the huge chasm which develops between their compassionate media-friendly rhetoric and the actual consequences of the policies they implement (cf Porky McHumpsnout).
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And today after realising she backed the wrong horse, Dugdale is now backing Corbyn again after he wiped the floor with that other guy (what’s his name again?) That being said, whilst Corbyn is not my cup of tea, I respect the fact he has been a thorn in the side of the establishment his whole career.
I just watched another one of her “passive – aggressive” interviews on BBC news. I hereby nominate Kezia Dugdale for being a massive cunt. Can’t wait to see her breaking bread with Corbyn soon. She makes my fucking teeth itch.
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Yep, didn’t take long for this cunt to get a well deserved “2” next to his name.
The more I read about him (the good stuff from non partisan sources unlike the BBC) the more odious he comes across.
If truth and honesty were rain, this cunt would be a desert!
Labour members: do the right thing and vote Jezza in. Jezza might be a cunt but at least he has principles and stands by them unlike the undemocratic, backstabbing cunts who’ve been trying to oust him since he was resoundingly voted in by you, the Labour membership 12 months ago.
If you vote Owen Smith in then you might as well get a bunch of black candles in and flip any crucifixes upside down because this cunt is the smiling and appeasing (i.e. say owt to get voted in) spawn of Satan!
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Having watched him in both London and Rio I think Mark Cavendish is an arsehole possibly even a bit of a cunt. Thoughts?
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A full on, no holds barred cunt, I think you’ll find. And not just for being a cyclist.
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Drug-cheat and a total cunt. like all Team GB, Laura Trott, Wiggins etc all drug cheats because British Cycling is more corrupt than the UCI & FIFA.
When asked why Team GB did so poorly at the World Championships earlier in the year then cleaned up in Rio Cavendish replied:
“For the World Championships we used are second rate kit but in Rio we had our high end kit!”
So apparently Aero fitting kit can produce over 80 watts more power output, what a fucking load of bollocks.
They couldn’t drug cheat at the Worlds cause the UCI have to appear to dope test post Armstrong, and they do to some extent., but in Rio, like in London 2012 the Olympics always turn a blind eye to doping cause it’s all about the money from corporate and advertising.
Why do you think Mo Farah takes his shoes off and hangs them round his neck after he wins? So every photo has his Nike shoes in it!
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He’s a cunt for not wearing a tie…..
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Yeah, it’s that Alastair Campbell school of “Roll your sleeves up, Tony, take off your tie and go out there holding a mug of tea…” – the same trick that Porky never tired of using too.
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It’s come to something when the choice to lead the Labour Party is between that senile old wanker Corbyn and this ridiculous prick.
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I would drop this Owen Smith cunt in the middle of an IS stronghold… Then he could live with his ‘misunderstood brothers’ and be their bitch…
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This is a direct consequence of Smith trying to out-Corbyn Corbyn & McDonnell. Smith must have thought, “McDonnell sympathises with IRA hunger strikers, now how can I top that….? I know – negotiate with ISIS!”
I think someone should try and set up an Owen Smith-ISIS negotiation (where’s Jim’ll Fix It when it’s needed??) as it would make great TV. I’d gladly supply the sausage rolls and bacon sandwiches.
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If it was either Jim’ll Fix It! or ISIS Will Fix It! (already in the pipeline by the BBC codename “Allah Akbar”) one thing is for sure with Owen Smith as the recipient – jizz!
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The Labour Party as a serious political force, as a threat to the Conservatives, and as a representative of the British working class, is dead….
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It ceased representing the British working class decades ago.
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Too true. They are now a party of “progresive” activists who despise the working class.
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Owen Smith probably the first and certainly the last man to lose a head to head election against Jihadi Jeremy, what an epitaph that will make.
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I think we should parachute this lightweight mingewart into ISIS so he can sit down and talk with them , they who have no demands, nothing to offer and want only to keep on killing us for reasons even they, cardboard wankers that they are, cannot elucidate about.
Then when they cut off his head and send it to the living dead , currently leader of the Labour Party, they can discuss this at length and try again.
How can you get to this part of your life and not understand that you are an absolute leadlined cunt who has probably never said anything in your whole life that wasn’t bollocks.
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Yes but look on the bright side, in the Cunt Olympics, at least Smith’s head will get a bronze post to stick it on.
I hear James Corden’s is being polished now, it’s silver! Yay! Corden will be over the fucking moon!
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Can we please please please cunt Frau Merkle again this woman is a commie Leftie twat and need to be hunted down with a dead goldfish and smacked repeatedly around the chops. What has the would be Führer done now I hear you ask well lets see shall we…..
“Since last year’s flood of “refugees” into Europe, border closures between various countries have all but cut off the flow of migrants into Germany by land. Austria in particular is no longer cooperating with the migratory imperative — it has built fences and installed border controls at the crossings from Slovenia and Italy.
The German government is evidently determined to make Brecht’s sarcastic poem a reality: they are now flying in the migrants secretly, by night. The regime seems bent on abolishing the German people and appointing a new one.”
Link to article. http://info.kopp-verlag.de/hintergruende/deutschland/markus-maehler/tief-in-der-nacht-bundesregierung-schleust-fluechtlingsmassen-ueber-flughaefen-ein.html
If you prefer a translation it’s avaliable here http://gatesofvienna.net/2016/08/fly-dhimmi-airways-to-the-heart-of-europe/
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Since Mr Bastard pointed out this twats’ likeness to the fucking puppet in that annoying as fuck travelodge ad, I can never take the prick seriously ever again. Not that there was any chance of that. Puppet just about sums him up…..
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Has Phil Shiner been cunted yet ? Words just can express what an utter filthy cunt this slimeball is, getting any old goat fucker to falsely claim against members of our armed forces in Iraq. It’s taken years to bring this fucker to justice, and now he wants the hearing to be held behind closed doors because he’s not very well. Just take a look at those Jonathan King glasses the cunt wears. Yewtree comes to mind here
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Something about the phrase “Public Interest Lawyers” makes me want to reach for my revolver.
Actually I get a bit twitchy with the word “Lawyer”
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I’m sure I read somewhere that “Lawyer” is either Greek or Latin for “Cunt”.
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More BBC cuntwittery…
Tuned in just now to watch the new series of Ripper Street… And there’s a murdered ‘Eastern’ bloke and two shady government types who plan against (ie: victimise) muslims… They’re even doing it period dramas now… What a surprise….
For a start, someone should tell these knobheads that the actual muslim quota in Empire-era India was rather low… The main religions were hindu and seikh…. Second, they can fuck off and shove it up their arses…. I will watch no more PC, IS propaganda, ‘diverse’ shite…
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Hence why we ditched our TV 5 years ago and now just watch OLD things on DVD. The BBC is not the only culprit but it’s the one they want every bastard to fork out for,.
No thank you I will stick to my Dad’s Army Original series NOT that pile of leftist crap staring Catherine beta zeta old man with money shagger jones and that unfunny Midget in the film purporting to be Manwaring even Bill Nighie is toss in that film and I only watched the first 10 minuets,
Are you being served also the original not the “reworking” BBC load of old PC fanny they intend to serve up shortly.
and It aint half hot mum, when it was OK for white people to pretend to be Asian because even the BBC accepted these people could not act their way out of a wet paper bag, and if you couldn’t act they wouldn’t employ you EVEN at the BBC.
I also listen to a lot of OLD BBC audio plays and many Books where the word Negro was normal and where even Agatha Christie saw the way the world was headed.
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Pardon me, I meant ‘hindu and sikh…’
The BB of C are still cunts though…
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If you want to see predictive programming of Muslims go back and watch the TV show OZ, set in a prison in 1997 it had Muslims with alah akbhar bullshit just 4 years before 9/11
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oz_(TV_series)
And the main Iman in the show was the bloke who played Marigold in In sickness and in health. (I kid you not!)
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I would like to cunt a film for racism. Just watched the new Man From U.N.C.L.E. flick with the kids and…yes it was shit…well, ok…but…
Napoleon Solo – white
Illya Kuryakin – white
Sir Alexander Waverly – white (but played by that cunt Hugh Grant)
Main good girl – white
Main bad girl – white
What the fuck is the world coming to for fuck’s sake!
For starters Solo has to be a lesbian woman. Kuryakin needs to be an Asian gay bloke from the north eastern region of Uzbekistan. Waverly a Jamaican civil servant and both girl protagonists both burkah wearing “peace” lovers no longer interested in sex following their genital mutilation at the age of 8!
What the fuck was Guy Ritchie thinking!
P.S. Guy Ritchie orrrlso bets resporrrrnsibleee!
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I might put a real bet on at the bookies: that Peter Capaldi will be the last ever white male Doctor, and the next one will be black, or female, or both….
And I believe we have seen the last ever white male Master in John Simm…
Twittermongs and Guardian readers will wank themselves to death, while longstanding, diehard fans will turn their backs on the show for good….
‘Diversity’ is going to get a right old cunting… Soon…
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Too right! A fucking shit “Street Dance” troop which spawed some horrific TV such as Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew!
I’m sure they had some working men’s club cunts from Wallsend doing it one time.
When he came in and said: “Hey guys I’m Ashley Banjo and you’re going to be my secret street crew!” I expected them to say: “Aye, an’ ah’ll banjo yae upseed tha’ fuckin’ heed yah cunt!” but no, they were like lambs to the slaughter…for shame!
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Wait till they announce the next James Bond. If he’s not black or female there’ll be progressive types setting themselves on fire and chucking themselves under racehorses in protest. Barbara Broccoli must be squirming, wanting to come over as all inclusive and liberal whilst knowing full well that it would kill the gravy train/golden goose stone dead (if that dead-eyed cunt Craig in that cringeworthy worthless pile of shite SPECTRE didn’t do it already.
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But it was a “diverse” theme tune at least (for Spectre – it even made deaf folk wince).
They (the Bond franchise powers that be) were considering Colin Salmon as one of the options for the new bond following Timothy Dalton’s 2cer in the role.
They went with the safe option of Pierce Brosnan instead.
Salmon would have made a decent Bond IMO (and did get bit parts in the Brosnan series of films) but he was a smidge ahead of his time and now we’ll end up with RuPaul, or Rihanna, or Lenny Henry or summat as 007.
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Poor old Colin ended up in those dire Resident Evil films.
I’m contemplating a cunting for Paul W S Anderson and his skinny missus Mila, for crimes against Cinema.
I offer his recent remake of The Three Musketeers plus Alien Vs Predator as evidence for the prosecution…
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Sorry, Reb but James Bond is white. The son of a Scots father and a Swiss mother who went to Eaton and briefly the University of Geneva. He then joined the RN where he gained the rank of comander. How the fuck is that the biography of a black man?
IMO if the Bond producers want to be “brave” they should continue to cast Bond as white and male and take the shitstorm from the proggresive nazi thought police cunts at the BBC and guardian.
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I’m looking forward to seeing Hugh Grant cast as the lead role in the new “Shaft” remake.
I’m sure it would look fine….
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Dr Who died in my eyes when that cunt Moffat took over. Nothing but PC shite ever since…
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Agree… The only good bit since Tennant’s departure was the well fit Amy Pond….
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Any twat who comes out with that bullshit about Daniel Craig’s 007 being “straight from the pen of Ian Fleming” is a massive irredeemable cunt who only pretends to have read the books properly. A shortarsed ugly friendless unrefined drunkard who hates the job? Fuck off.
It’s rumoured that Craig insisted that he would be “uncomfortable” appearing in Bond’s Naval Commander’s uniform in the films. Add this to his comments in an interview about his “unease” with portraying such a “sexist misogynist” character (bollocks) and I hereby plead that Craig is worthy of another cunting, along with Auntie Barbara and EON Films themselves.
Either do the movies properly or stop making them altogether and make do with selling toy Aston Martins and the foul smelling aftershave.
“Quantum….. It stinks”
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Stop making them altogether source material is scarce only shite short stories are left . They will probably do a women bond or a darkie bond I’m betting either way the franchise is in my opinion dead.
Plus Bond was never a misogynist per se he is meant to be a alpha ladykiller should they just make bond into a limp wristed weakling? hes a spy for fuck sake. Would that appease the PC brigade?
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Barbara Broccoli’s famous speech (find it on Youtube) about how the “frivolity” of earlier films is “inappropriate in these more serious times” marked her as a cunt of the first order. The earlier movies were made during the Cold War when there was the constant danger of China, the USA and the Soviets nuking the world back to the Stone Age. Serious fucking times indeed but at least audiences were allowed a little fun and escapism. The idea that Craig’s films are somehow more “intelligent” simply because they are gloomy and introverted is utter bollocks. Arty farty pretentious BAFTA chasing cunts…
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Too righT, Mr B… “frivolity” of earlier films is inappropriate in these more serious times?” Connery’s first 007 outing was a mere 17 years after Hitler and World War II and the world was still healing itself from all the damage.. Berlin was split in two (shame it still isn’t), Ulster was about to seriously kick off, Vietnam was a war zone, Brady and Hindley (cunts) were murdering kids, the cold war was in full swing, Kennedys (both of them) and Luther King were assassinated, and Ronnie And Reggie were running amok… All times are serious times…
Difference was, people got on with things, they didn’t get offended at everything, and they had their escape route in entertainment (be it Bond, Steptoe, the Kinks or the Stones, Hartnell’s Time Lord, or Georgie Best on the pitch)… Now they have to put today’s ‘issues’ (ie: fucking diversity) into everything… Last night’s Ripper Street being a prime example… The modern Bond films aren’t intelligent (and why do they have to be?!), they are dull, pretentious and up their own arse…And Daniel Craig is a smacked arse Scouse dwarf cunt…
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They should start re-making the Roger Moore films or better still start making films true to the books.
No film incarnation of Bond has ever completely captured the Bond character. You get elements from each but none has managed to portray the whole.
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Spot on Norman. Many of the people who worked on the early Bond films were war veterans. Harry Saltzman was ex US Naval Intelligence, Guy Hamilton was in the Special Commandos, Desmond Llewellyn and Donald Pleasance were former POWs (Old Q was in Colditz no less) They knew what real conflict was all about and could tell the difference between fantasy and reality without getting “offended”
A Bond film should swagger into the cinema with it’s head held high, wink to the audience, revel in it’s implausibility and get on with the business of saving the civilized world, preferably all set to a John Barry (RIP) soundtrack. That man was a musical genius.
“Frivolity is inappropriate” sounds like something you’d read off a poster in a police state, next to “freedom is slavery”…
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Laura Ashley Bedding deserves a damn good cunting!
So the Missus informs me we are in dire need of some new bedding, apparently this is of such importance it must be purchased now or Jihad will ensue.
She tried to trick me in to coming along but I am savvy to her ways, she will get what she wants anyway and I could not give a fuck if it’s Laura Ashley or Ashley Cole, as long as there’s a pillow and duvet I’m happy.
So I get home this evening to be greeted by a fucking abomination, not only has she got a new duvet, pillows and sheets but she has also bought a valance and fucking scatter cushions (6 of them!)
Total cost for this shite, £220 fucking quid.
So of course boaby had to ask her:
“why the fuck did you buy 6 scatter cushions?”
Her reply: “It makes the bed look nice”
Fucking women and their mentality, and prey who is going to see this bed, she will show her friends once and that will be it.
Now I have to sling 6 fucking scatter cushions across the bedroom just to go to bed and my bank balance is £220 lighter.
Fuck you Laura Ashley, you cunt
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I think you got off quite lightly there, Boaby my old mucker. She who must be obeyed once dropped £150 on a duvet cover. A DUVET COVER!!! Needless to say the silly cow is no longer Mrs Eggfart and is now living in squalor on a council estate somewhere in the East Middlands.
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What woman in her right mind gets scatter cushions for a fucking bed?!
I am a woman and I hate bloody scatter cushions they give me bloody nightmares, I also detest Laura Ashley and their prissy floral patterns
Can I suggest you throw the whole lot in the bin and pop down to George at ASDA for some £7 plain ones, far more practical., or make her take that shit back and get a refund.
Better still go with her and withhold the cash lol, after you cut up her credit card.
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You lucky bastard. We ended up with scatter cushions and a fucking sash on the bed. All of which goes on the floor at night.
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just be glad she hasnt got ideas about chandaliers! I spent a lot of time putting those things together, tiny cheap keyrings with bits of glass hanging off them, another of the many reasons lord benny dosnt live with Lady Benny anymore!
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The problem is a lot of the people who want to join have said they’ll leave if Corbyn loses. Not genuine Labour supporters, just a bunch of Corbyn cultists.
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Reasons not to take Owen Smith seriously :-
He wants a second referendum.
He’s Welsh.
Goodnight.
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owen smith is a sniveling little weasel of a cunt,but still better than that lying hypacrit ubercunt corbin….. if only there was someone half decent to do the job….I reckon branson would be good at least he,s happy to spend some money
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Richard “2nd referendum” Branson? Or as the country calls him:-
“the smiling face of capitalism.” Or as I call him:-
“Cunty BeardCunt.”
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