Dead Pool [38]

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From the longest pool I can remember to the shortest. I’m tempted to add “What a farce” were it not for the fact that it’s Brian Rix who has dropped his trousers for the last time at the age of 92.

Congratulations to Shaun of the Dead 69 and we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 38.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

59 thoughts on “Dead Pool [38]”

    • I see Baron Rix was an SJW and passionate campaigner for people with learning disabilities. That would probably explain his fondness for Labour.

      • He was a crossbencher in the lords not Labour.Somehow I cant see him being an SJW.His shows would shock and disgust the leftie feminist tossers of the modern era.

      • I wouldnt say so .A crossbencher is a member of the house who does not affiliate with a political party.Whether having that label means you are in it for yourself depends on the individual. Many affiliated lords if not more than non affilated lords are self serving cunts from what I can see though !

  7. Limpers (with a bad connection) mailed me with the following :

    Ken Dodd
    Robert Mugabe
    Olivier d’Havilland
    Doris Day
    Giscard d’Estaing

    I replied :

    I already bagged Olivia – so tough 😉

    • In that case may I add a cuntish one instead orf Olivia:

      Brunhilde Pomsel

      Former secretary to Joseph Goebbels as you ask

  9. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Chuck Blazer

    Fucking FIFA cunts.

  10. My Dead Pool predictions are:

    Paul Gascoigne
    Clifton James
    Jim Bowen
    Duke of Kent
    Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg

  12. What can one say. Knew the old farceur for many a long year. Nice chap and had the decency to tip me the wink he was orn the way out but that cunt Shaun stole a march orn me. Will be wearing me trousers at half mast as a sign orf respect.

    • This has got me thinking. One of us could drop dead and the rest wouldn’t have a fucking clue.
      We’d probably all just sit around bitching about how much of a cunt they were for not posting anymore.
      I’m fucking depressed now.

      • Just leave a little legacy to ISAC via Dioclese and I am sure we will all be pleased to remember you with a memorial cunting.

      • Well providing I get some warning of my demise I intend to nominate myself in the pool.

      • Dioclese serious question.If one of us was told by the Doctor we had a few weeks left could we nominate ourselves if we could get someone in our family to drop you a copy of our death certificate or something?:p

  18. These five please:

    Tuheitia Paki
    Hone Harawira
    Titiwhai Harawira
    Len Brown
    John Minto

    1: The Maori King
    2: Maori loudmouth
    3: His fucking mother
    4: Mayor of Auckland (who fucked it up for all of us)
    5: Rent-a-cunt demonstrator and all round tosser.

  20. Here we go again!

    Prince Mikasa Takahito
    Emperor Akihito
    Dobri Dobrev
    Jacob Rothschild
    Mary Wilson

    Mary Wilson, Harolds wife, still going at 100

  21. Tony Blair
    Bahar Mustafa
    Pete Doherty
    Kate Moss
    Cara Delevigne

    More of a wish list than a serious attempt at winning.

    Still, I am always optimistic.

  22. My usual cunts please…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  24. Anthony Armstrong-Jones
    Lord Carrington
    Marcia Falkender
    Shirley Williams
    David Owen

  25. George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Colin Dexter
    Barbara Broccoli (Bond ruining cunt)

  26. 1. Lenny Henry
    2. Benderdick Cunterpatch
    3. Dawn French
    4. Richard Curtis
    5. Angela Merkel

  28. OOPS – just seen that Dioclese has Olivia D so:
    Fats Domino
    Kirk Douglas
    Jake LaMotta
    Steven Hawking
    Zsa Zsa Gabor

  29. Hello, following cunts to die please –

    1) Clive Anderson
    2) Keith Allen
    3) Lily Allen
    4) Ruggero Deodato
    5) Russell Brand.

    Thanks

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