Cunts on planes

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I would like to nominate cunts on planes who, as soon as the fucking seat belt sign goes off, decide to put their seat all the way back down to the maximum, thereby squashing the person behind’s knees and making the rest of the 10 hour flight a fucking misery.

Personally, unless it’s long haul, so greater than 4 hours, I don’t put my seat back until it’s the time of the day where most people would sleep, and even then only if have a look around behind to make sure that they have also reclined. Space in airplanes is so limited, is just so rude and cuntish to have your seat all the way back in the middle of the day. And to those who say, “I’ve paid for this flight, so I’ll recline whenever I want”, my reply is ,”well I’ve not paid to have your fucking head in my lap for the whole fucking flight, so I’ll exercise my right to kick, push and sneeze over you at every fucking opportunity”.

I had such a cunt on my flight into Grenada last week. Sat with his slutty looking wife, (at least 58 but wearing a short leather skirt that if she’d been 40 years younger might have gotten away with), in our seats as we boarded, with no word of apology, when they moved, this cunt did just what I’ve mentioned above, squashing my wife’s knees. I said to her that I was quite happy to “have a friendly word” but she didn’t want to make a scene. This resulted in me stewing in my own anger for the whole flight, (although I did say to the cunt to put his seat up when the meals came around, in a nice way, so as not to upset my missus, whose birthday it was on that day, so that fucking cock sucker totally fucked that for her). Even the guy in the aisle opposite my missus said to the fight attendant , as he minced down the aisle, about how inconsiderate the cunt in front was, but the fag just said he couldn’t do anything.

However, on the flight back, if we are stuck with this inconsiderate knob jockey again, I will swap seats with my missus and gleefully make sure I kick the fuck out of the back of his chairi ff he decides to put the seat back on 6ft 2in me.

I fucking hate inconsiderate cunts!

Nominated by: Mr Sausage

122 thoughts on “Cunts on planes”

  1. Some of you may have noticed an address on the home page…….
    A few things spring to mind.
    One would be providing that address to every conceivable company that specialises in sending irelivant mail shots.
    The other would be a nice moonpig card.

  2. Well it’s my turn to bugger off on holiday for a few days, hope you all enjoy chewing on the troll in my absence. Not taking any devices with me to get away from it all properly but I look forward to reading about his utter demolition upon my return. The cunt…

      • having just used google satalite to view church road and its little side roads, I have come to the oppinion that is probably the most soul destroyingly borring place in the world, hence the two bus stops at each end of the road to facilatate the exidous of residents. so sitting at home and copy pasting on to a forum all day long is probably a very worthwhile and admirable past time there, (beats turnip swapping any day)

      • “(beats turnip swapping any day)” I believe Sir Baldrick would disagree with you there benny. Although if ricki is as dumb as baldrick i dunno maybe this is another paradox.

      • I must admit, after reading all that repetitive shit from that trollcunt, it’s very satisfying to see him being outed and shot in the bollocks repeatedly.

        It doesn’t surprise me with certain places in that county. When someone approaches you and says “I’d like you to meet my wife and my sister” and there’s only one woman standing there, it’s time to back away and run for the car.

        When the locals say they really come into their own, they fucking mean it.

      • Where Bruncledad is an acceptable term for the father figure of the family and mother and sister are actually the same person.

      • Norfolk is a nice place, they buy their shoes in threes but we should be understanding , it’s very flat and that can prey on your mind.
        Now the close knit muslim communities can’t even see who they are they pumping full of Mohammed’s kingdom due to a preference for the burka to be kept on since a sight of the average muzzie gob might cause an immediate wilting.
        Cheaper to find some 12 year olds conveniently provided and drugged by the local perves, entirely in accordance with sharia law and rights of course.

  5. The whole process of air travel is a huge intercontinental cunt. Arriving at the airport 2 hours before the flight, paying silly money to park the car, queuing an hour to check in your bags, queuing again to get through security ( Thank you, religion of peace ), queuing again to pay 10 quid for a sandwich and some shit beer, queuing again to get on the fucking plane ( How long does it take to find your seat and sit down? It’s not fucking rocket science! ), having to put up with the plebs on the flight, queuing to get past immigration at the other end and best of all you know you are going to have to do it all again in a couple of weeks time going back home.

    The simple solution to most of these problems is to fly business class. Now I know that sounds a bit cunty but hear me out. Priority check in and fast track through security mitigates the worst of the airport experience. Free booze and food in the lounge. Priority boarding the plane. Decent food and again as much grog as you can drink on the plane. Decent comfy seats which in most cases fold back into a flat bed. Fast track through immigration when you arrive in Johnny Foreigner land. It really is the only way to do long haul flying. And it’s not as expensive as you might think, if you shop around and are not too bothered about where you go or when you can get some good deals, especially if you go out of season.

    Alternatively just don’t do long haul flights. What’s the big deal about the Caribbean, Goa, Thailand or fucking Australia? It’s all fucking shite when you get there anyway. What’s wrong with the Med? Cheap and close and arguably nicer than the more exotic locations. Of course you won’t have many bragging rights, but why pay through the nose to go somewhere shite to impress people you don’t fucking like?

    • That all works well, until you get Johnny Cunty cashing in his work airmiles to bring the kids and missus up front – where they can be even louder and bigger cunts as he has “Paid for it”. After having a skinfull at the lounge.

      Drinks more booze on board then try to make new mates telling every other cunt in there how many points he has made and cashed and what colour level he made it to,

      I was one that was a very long haul and was stuck with a full family or camel jockeys and kids. Who naturally used the smaller cabin as a fucking play dome.

      The benefits do exceed the pitfalls until you get these people that extrude alot more cuntyness in a smaller quieter area.

      • Parents of children on planes should asked a simple question at boarding along with ‘Did you pack this case yourself…blah blah’

        Parents should be asked if they Smack their kids. If the answer is no, step forth a burly security man with a large needle of Ritalin, proportionate to length of flight, straight to the jugular of child/ren in question. That will sort the little cunts out.

        So parents, Smacking (or smack if you like)? Or Ritalin? Because everyone is fed up of your fucking kids.

  6. Women with tattoos! What the fuck do they think they are doing to themselves? Don’t get me wrong here, a small little discrete flower , fairy, unicorn or dolphin maybe on the ankle I don’t have a problem with, a bit chavy perhaps but we all make mistakes. No, I’m talking big fucking ugly full sleeve jobs, ones covering the entire chest or the very worst big ones on the thighs. I saw one with a big red indian head on one thigh and a dogs head on the other. Fucking gross! And she couldn’t have been a day over 23. Big chief Pow-wow and fido are going to be with you for a very long time, you silly little cunt.

    What are they trying to say? Tats are traditionally for bikers, convicts and sailors. People living on the fringes of society. Is that what these bimbos are trying to say? “Look at me, I’m an outlaw living on the edge” No you are not, you are just a silly little air headed cunt! I wouldn’t touch one with a barge poll.

    • Yes but it’s a fairly modern phenomenon and even the oldest partakers will still only be in their early 40’s.

      Show me the Big Chief Pow-Wow tat when she’s in her 70’s, fucker will look like Gordon Brown on the day of the Labour defeat and the dog tat will have jowels on it like fucking Snorbitz!

      • I wouldn’t mind so much but she was actually half tidy, if it wasn’t for the tats I definitely would.

        I get it. I get the whole “living in the moment” ethos. You get a tattoo because you are in the moment, not thinking about what may or may not happen in the future. But there are other ways of living in the moment without scarring yourself for life.

        Big Chief/fido girl isn’t thinking that one day what she thought looked cool when she was 23 will look dumb when she is 27. She is not thinking that she will never be able to wear a short skirt in public, or a swimming costume, nor shorts. She isn’t thinking that the only men who will ever want her are weirdos stuck in their early 20s.

        That is because she is fucking thick. And a cunt….

      • I like ink on a younger hotter woman and by the time she has gone past the point of being attractive it doesn’t matter to me whether she is inked or not.

        I am incredibly shallow and should probably not share these inner thoughts

      • Chicks with tatts and piercings are my thing too. I actually have a thing for really skanky ones like the monroe piercing (chavvy as fuck), the tramp stamp (clue’s in the name) and the thigh tattoo because it looks really sleazy.

      • I recall going down the st paul strauss in Hamberg, a bit of window shopping and all was done,
        Coming out I saw a young lady in ski pants and a puffa jacket leaning against the wall, her hands obscured her unique selling point, she dropped them advertising what was on offer, rather too late, but a nice idea so I know where you are coming from.

    • I’m with you on this one Senor Huevopedo (honestly) as you’re known to our Spanish readers. I saw a very unattractive, fat girl with round, purple tattoos everywhere, then I realised they were 10 foot barge pole marks. These footballers (or footblurs are some useless cunts say) with the single tattooed arm are also cunts who should be swiftly kneed in the groin.

  7. “Not as expensive as you might think…”

    Except during the school holidays when the cunts double their prices (both air travel and accommodation) because they know they can. Cunts!

    I tell you another thing that boils my piss about going away, is when the cost of your flights (2 adults, 2 kids) for a 1 week stay in some short-hall shithole, is double what the “smug elderly couple” paid for their 3wk excursion away – all in.

    They relish telling everyone (especially families with young kids, who they loathe for daring to stay at *their* hotel) exactly how much they paid just because they know how much we *have* to pay!

    But, not content with this, they then have to make sure that everyone knows that this is their 4th holiday that year (even though it’s only easter) and that they’re off to Australia to see their daughter (who moved there 8yrs ago with hubby) and their grandkids. Yes there’s a reason they fucked off to the other side of the world, to get away from you! You old cunts!

    Still, it won’t be long before your next trip will be to Switzerland. Apparently the Dignitas rooms are very comfy. I bet the whole family comes over for that one (just to make sure they are shot of you once and for all, and to divvy up the legacy – which you’ve probably already blown on 20 holidays a year, you cunts)!

    • “Except during the school holidays when the cunts double their prices (both air travel and accommodation) because they know they can. Cunts!”

      Agreed, but I think you will find a vasectomy is very effective at keeping airfares under control.

      • Fuck me, next thing you know they’ll be charging more for Christmas trees in December. You choose to have fucking kids, maybe the foreign holidays have to stop.

      • Think yourself lucky we’re still allowed Christmas trees in December and can still get rammed on a pork joint and “pigs in blankets”.

        In 20yrs time they’ll probably be illegal in this country!

    • Being a sad nationalist cunt, I stayed at a Place on Gibraltar, turned out to be a corridor sectioned by cubicles, so your room had two doors. People had to pass through your “room” to the next one, being single not a problem but I do recall next door getting jiggy and having a sleepless night.

    • Like that fucking cunt seizure granny hilary cunton! Just got a awesome gif mates of hilldog where she was spazzing and twitching like a retard https://i.sli.mg/ZV1cxn.gif Post it everywhere Do it Do it, Do it! its funny as fuck and might get you laid probably not but who knows

      • If he at least says seizure granny that would be just fine.,I understand swearing is simply out of the question.

        I believe swears has lost their meaning nowadays people swear way too much.

        Although that probably sounds mental That I’m saying that on a site called is a cunt… guess I’ll eat my humble pie then

      • Awesome, there was another one of her going cunt up on air force one. Trips over and basically face plants. She’s had a brain injury apparently.

  9. Perhaps an overdue cunting or a cry for help from the individual.

    I would like to nominate Rickie Doubleday,
    Having checked out his abode from near and far I am tempted to defend the child, in the little street in mundaneia where he lives there is little on offer so social activities are limited to self harm, self abuse or Internet trolling, I note there is a farm just down the road but fortunately arable so that option is off limits, unless of course you have a sugar beet fetishist. …
    So Rickie this will be your one and only claim to fame! I am not nominating you due to your prowess as a troll, but as someone who wasted their life, I allso think you may have been subject to some kind of sexual abuse (that you secretly enjoyed and now feel guilty about) and think you need to seek help.
    However, until that happens you are a prize cunt.

    • And I would like to cunt Barbara Doubleday for marrying the cunt and staying married to him, even though he spends hours every day online trolling blogs and forums. Perhaps she advertises for “African lodgers” (like Rose West did) to keep her entertained during those long days and nights while Ricky is hunched over his keyboard, his floor carpeted with discarded bits of crispy Kleenex.

      • Funny you should say that , the overflowing recycling bin was a key indicator in my search! Weird what satellite images pick up.

      • By the way I am not stalking the cunt, I just picked up a few tips from the green slime.

      • Wonder what his old lady thinks of him stealing other women’s names and identities and masquerading as them?

      • The lunacy of it is quite staggering and also pathetic.. What did he expect? Us to believe he was the people he pretended to be, his dreadful lies and ‘nonce’ bollocks and all say ‘Oh, tet’s abandon the site and run for our lives’? Fuck off!

      • The stupid cunt must have known how it was going to go down, and yet he carried on. He is obviously proper mental, and needs to be kept away from the internet. And children….

      • probably the same thoughs as when she takes her clean knickers out of the draw and finds strange stains in them.

    • I shouldn’t spend too much effort trying to understand him. It’s been a puzzle for years now. He first popped up at my place pretending to be Captain Ranty in 2012. When I deleted that comment, it was like poking a wasps’ nest and I got pretty much what you’ve had here this past few days. I banned all the compromised emails and used various plug-ins to block his proxies.

      Eventually, I sent copies of my server logs to Virgin Media as he was in breach of their terms and conditions. That stopped it dead for a few months. He did come by very briefly attempting to blackmail me into removing a post. That got short shrift. Blackmail attempts are one of his trademarks.

      He then changed tactics. He started posting my personal details, along with those of one of my clients on other blogs. Naturally, the site owners promptly deleted the comments. However, one of them stayed in Google’s cache just long enough for a recruiter to get hold of my client in an attempt to contact me… So that worked well 😉

      Odd, isn’t it, that he now gets all prissy over someone doing the same to him? And his complaints about harassment are pure projection on an iMax scale – along with his hypocrisy.

      These days, he tries to spoof me by using a fake Gravatar account, but the ten-minute email he used has expired so he can’t change it and it’s become toxic on the blogs he tried it on.

      So, yeah, the pattern keeps on with the same inevitable results. He has a personality disorder – narcissistic, pompous, overweening self-importance, sociopathic, hypocrite, criminal blackmail, arrogant and a bully.

      The only thing we can do is delete and ban.Which we do. There comes a point where he goes away and moves on to new victims to harass, intimidate and bully. And it all starts again.

      • Interesting post, Longrider.

        Just to clarify – we *are* talking about Richard Andrew Gordon Doubleday (born April 1966), married to Barbara, of Acrefield, 9 Church Road, Upton, Norwich, NR13 6AJ…? He’s the narcissistic, pompous, self-important, sociopathic, hypocritical, arrogant, bullying, blackmailing cunt you’re talking about…?

      • A fifty year old man actually spends time doing what he does?! What a fucking disgrace….

  10. Cunts on horses at the Olympics hoping to pick up public affection and medals. Lazy cunts.

  11. Just a quick test to check if I am being allowed on again now that recent bother has been cleared up.

    • No problem Limpers!
      Your email address is going into modereation to stop Rickie spoofing it so there might be a slight delay in your comments appearing but worry not!

      Oh – and all the fake Limply comments have been removed!

      • I’ve been away for a while but came back in time to see all the recent troll shit ruining a perfectly good site. What a twat. Glad the moron has been outed and his cyber lid has been blown off. I’ve recently changed my email address, hope I can get posting here again. Still the same old TwatVarnish. Thanks!

    • Try using a new email, one that Doubleday won’t know. Once you’re past moderation, you will be back in without any problems.

  13. I’ve got a few long haul flights soon, and I’m dreading the thought of it. A total allergy to being in a pressurised tube full of cunts, and watched one too many air crash investigation shows on nat geo. Bollocks…..

      • Bugger. It’s given me more to look forward to now. Great backing track though ?

    • Nothing much to worry aboit Gutstick. Nothing you can do aboit it so sit back and relax as I always tell fellow passengers. Orn long haul the crew always turn doine the inflight oxygen mix to save the airline money and offer a free thimble orf the hard stuff. A combination sure to waft you orf to dreamland so if you do plummet to your death you will be largely unaware orf it (though you might just come roinde for the last few seconds before impact).

      Principal bugger is that these days airlines save cashola by not training pilots to fly orn manual and depend entirely orn the automatics. Frogs are particularly prone to this. Thus when monsewer johnny pilot is suddenly woken over the Pacific by warning sirens and flashing lights the cunt goes into a froggy panic and puts the aircraft into an unrecoverable vertical stall which may last for 3 to 4 minutes before the old Airbus pancakes sur la mer.

      Simple solution? Stay tanked up orn the old duty free. Bon voyage.

      • Don’t get me wrong, I have no fear of flying, it’s crashing that scares the piss out of me. I’ve been up in a few ropey old crates, a 75 year old DH Dragon Rapide, windows held in with gaffa tape, inflight safety briefing was a picture of Von Richtofens’ Fokker in a shell crater. Wife reckons she is going to drug me, just for the peace and quiet…..

      • Ah crashing Gutstick. Knowledge conquers all fear. The human body has a wonderful capacity for survival as I am sure you know. There have been a number orf mid air explosions where passengers have survived plunging many thousands orf feet while still strapped into their seats only to be drowned by the seat going under. It is quite common for crash victims to be found floating in the sea with sea water in their lungs thus indicating entry whilst still alivo and breathing. Me tip, never wear a seat belt.
        Should the unthinkable happen over land or mountains then enjoy the scenery orn the way doine. Think orf it like jumping orf a very tall building where on contact your head and lungs explode. Solution, don’t hold your breath old heart. Spectacular for onlookers and a bugger for the poor cunts that have to shovel you up but for you, apart from a few minutes orf panic orn the way doine, quite painless old heart. Rest assured.

      • Been over the Andes in DC3 so rusty you could look down through the cabin floor into the hold and hull and see the ground below. At least it wasn’t pressurized…

      • Always wanted a flight in a DC3. Air Atlantique used to do pleasure flights in them from Coventry airport, and I was going to, but 9/11 happened and the new regulations regarding lockable cockpit doors knocked it on the head. I think the CAA have since changed the regs again, so there is still hope.

      • Pan Andean Airways – but I wouldn’t recommend them. Never been so glad to land!

        Also once flew one on Allegheny International back in the 70s from Toronto to Vermont. Much safer it has to be said…

  14. Following recent activity we are now back with an updated mugshot (arfter a spot orf plarstic work) in which yours truly conveys his opinion orf trolls.

    • You’re through first comment moderation so next comments should go straight through. Bit slow approving but I do sleep you know! ??

      • yep noticed yesterday when I swapped from france to the uk ip address that it went into moderation, this IP should be paris, my other two we wont go into, however I assure you I do not comute to paris to work

      • Two levels of filtering
        1 First comment moderation based on email address
        2 IP banned proxies

        If you change email it’ll first comment moderate and I have to approve it. After that they go straight through. I do check IPS on new addresses. Proxies tend to get blocked

      • I found this interesting,

        https://darkpsychology.co/troll/

        one of the interesting points is that trolling is most effective in a divided chat room/ forum and it is possible to turn one side against another, where as here he was met with a resounding fuck off cunt!

  15. has russell grant been cunted? surely he has? if not i nominate the waste of space conman. i dont normally buy the mirror but they’d sold out of daily mails and fuck me there he was. did you know he has an 0906 number you can phone for a ‘psychic reading’ feckin bargain at £1.50 a minute. but joking aside what sort of numbskull does that ?

    • And I bet it’s a recorded message a’la “Enter 01 for Aquarius, 02 for Pisces…12 for Capricorn.” where he drones on for exactly 4min1sec thus guaranteeing the 5min charge + £2.50 connection fee = £10 for doing fuck all!

      Lazy, never done a real job, cunt!

      • My dad hated Grant… He used to call him ‘Banana fingers…’
        I remember him watching TV-AM before going to work and saying, ‘Can you believe he (Grant) gets fucking paid for doing that?! Banana fingered cunt…’

      • Norman … a bit like the ‘dream expert’ Cunt on Steve Wright Radio 2 …. I can’t switch my radio off quick enough when that Cunt comes on …. cringing with embarrassment that any member of the public can be drawn in by such utter fucking tosh. Punter … “I dreamed that a unicorn was shagging the exhaust of my motorbike … ” …. Dream Expert … ” That’s the fifty third most popular dream in the world … it means blah, blah etc” … FUCKING BOLLOCKS … BBC get a grip on the Cunts you pay with the licence fee payers money !!!!

  16. So glad to see things are back to normal. I have no problem having my email moderated, I am sure as hell not changing my name or my email address for that little pratt. I could open and use another but then it isn’t me and I have never hidden who I am. So I don’t intend to start now.

    • Nice one, Kath… What ‘Rickie’ did was both disturbing and disgraceful… Stealing a lady’s name and ID? How sick is he? Well, we all know the answer to that one… Good to know you’re still here…

      • I always said “speak as I find” LR and until now I reiterate “he had never done anything to me” now he has, so no .

  17. Cara Delevigne is a cunt…
    I am sick of seeing this talentless,silver spoon up her arse, coked up, skinny attention whore every time I look at a paper or any online news site (the BBC/IS news is now boycotted!)…
    Now she’s blabbing off about being ‘in love’ (don’t laugh) with some other talentless tuppence flicker: some ‘singer’ cunt called St. Vincent… Well, anyone who calls themself St. Vincent has to be a cunt… Sounds like some breed of dog, very apt….

  18. We all know that the BBC are uber-cunts but the depths they are willing to go to make sure they get their bit is fucking astronomical. Instead of saving a bit of money by not paying cunts like Garry Lineker, Chris Evans and Claudia Winkleman obscene amounts for being professional wankers they have decided to start spying on people in their own homes. And its all completely legal.

    The BBC have been given permission to use special spying technology to snoop on your homes’ wifi to check if you are viewing their programs via iplayer without a TV licence. Now this is easy enough to circumvent, simply watch iplayer over a wired connection. But it is cuntitude of the highest order to allow a non law enforcement agency the legal right to spy on innocent citizens just in case they might be evading the licence fee. Its high time the almighty BBC was shut down on the grounds of being gargantuan cunts.

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/08/07/bbc-snoop-wi-fi/

    • All their programmes are crap anyway…. Sky’s ‘Goals On Sunday’ is far superior to the smug Lineker/Shearer/Logan cuntfest that is MOTD, Doctor Who is now just PC box ticking bollocks and their news site is full of Muslim/IS excuse makers/apologists and transexuals… Last decent show I saw on BBC was the (great) Life On Mars sequel, Ashes To Ashes, and that finished in 2010… Oh, and Sherlock, The Musketeers, Strictly Cunt Dancing and NeverEnders are also steaming piles of cack…

      Only thing of theirs I do watch are the repeats of TOTP: which are on BBC4 and the iPlayer… But I agree, Skidmark… What a dirty tactic and what a bunch of fascist cunts… Their reputation is in ruins already (the Top Gear fiasco, the Savile enquiry, turning into Pravda meets an IS propaganda channel etc), they must want people to hate them even more….

      • The Beeb bellends are reaching new levels of cuntitude: the cunts are remaking what classics they’ve got like Alf Garnett, Hancock and Steptoe & Son… First off, no Warren Mitchell or Johnny Speight, no Alf… Steptoe was of its time and was done masterfully by both the actors and writers… These ‘new’ versions will be shit and I dare say they’ll be sanitised and PC’d to fuck… Hancock’s Half Hour? With No Tony Hancock? No Sid James? What a load of bollocks and what a bunch of cunts…

      • The BBC are like an old much loved dog that is now smelly, shits where it lays and has no quality of life.

        No one has the guts to put it down but everyone knows it’s way overdue.

      • Well said, Norman.

        And I’ve lost count of the times I’ve written to the Beeb asking for a Christmas repeat of the first ‘Til Death Us Do Part’ Christmas episode (which still exists in their archive) – would be perfect as a late night treat for Boxing Day on BBC4. But no, apparently it’s deemed “unsuitable for modern sensibilities” – yet they are still prepared to remake the show without either Warren Mitchell or Johnny Speight (which I consider “unsuitable for artistic credibility”). No doubt they’ll try to make a desperately PC version of ‘Til Death’, and in doing so will totally miss the point that Speight was satirising the Alf Garnetts of this world…

        They’re also remaking ‘Are You Being Served’ with John Challis (Boycie from ‘Only Fools And Horses’) as Captain Peacock.

        Fucking cunts.

        Talking of cunts, so is Richard Andrew Gordon Doubleday (born April 1966), married to Barbara, of Acrefield, 9 Church Road, Upton, Norwich, NR13 6AJ. Just saying.

      • Just as Warren Mitchell said, Fred, Till Death/In Sickness were taking the piss out of the real Alf Garnetts of this world… It appears that all comedy now has to be middle class: from The Office and Outnumbered to shite like Miranda and My Family… Shows like Till Death or even ones like Only Fools & Horses and Auf Wiedersehen Pet would never be made today…

        Probably the last ever great BBC programme , Life On Mars, will probably never be shown again in its entirety… Even though it was made only ten years ago and it’s set in 1973, bits of so-called un-PC stuff from Gene and the lads will vanish bit by bit until there is nothing left….

      • Hey Norm, I’ve been watching the old TOTP since they started repeating them a couple of years back. It was great, 35 years to the week, but there were gaps and I couldn’t work out why. Then the penny dropped, and I realised it was presented by Savile or one of the other perverts. Annoying, as I was denied my weekly fix of legs and co. Great as a teenager, and great now as a dirty middle aged cunt. Gutted as they were dropped in 1981, to be replaced by Zoo, who were crap. Also there was a certain charm to spotty teenagers in the audience, looking up at the monitors. I’m watching one from March ’82 at the moment, and the audience is full of false as fuck rentacrowd cunts.

      • Yeah, the funny thing about watching the old TOTPs is realising how the teenage audience was instructed to dance to the most un-danceable music. Caught an old show from the late 70s a while back and it was hilarious watching the audience trying to dance to one of those awful Barron Knights medleys.

        Have the Barron Knights been cunted? They really were piss-poor.

      • I am extremely concerned about the apparent “Remake ” of Are you being served, on of my favourites that I own on DVD and still watch to this day. Trying to recast that will be a nightmare and I bet there will be a tranny token darkie in it somewhere, very troubling is that young Mr Grace will be replaced by young Mr Grace’s grandson. URRRGH as if the new Dad’s army film wasn’t bad enough. What happened to the old saying if it ain’t broke don’t fix it! Maybe someone at the BBC could do with THAT piece of advice, the BBC is really shit and makes me glad I don’t own a TV.

      • I enjoy bits of it… Like The Jam doing both ‘A Town Called Malice’ and ‘Precious’ in the studio on the same episode… That was on a couple of weeks ago and was great to see again… I agree about Zoo, Gutstick… Zoo were absolutely shite and couldn’t even dance properly… My favourite member of Legs and Co was Sue Menhenick… She was great and I still would…

        Recent episodes have featured Tight Fit… A load of shite musically, but I now remember why I have a soft spot for them… Well, two of them anyway..

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WScEJKNMdgI

    • I caught the start of the BBC 1pm News at lunchtime.

      Top story was the sentencing of a Bradford man who killed a Glaswegian shopkeeper.

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      The Bradford man was sentenced to a minimum of 27yrs in prison for killing the Glaswegian man.

      The Bradford man showed no remorse for his actions and shouted defiantly to his family and friends who had turned up for the sentancing.
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      That was *exactly* how the BBC reported it. Ok let me translate…

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      A radical Muslim from Bradford took offense at the fact that a moderate Muslim shopkeeper displayed a “Happy Easter” sign in his window and had the audacity to post said image on FaceBook.

      The Bradford radical Muslim drove 4hrs to the shop in Glasgow to have it out with the peaceful Muslim shopkeeper culminating in the shopkeeper being “stabbed repeatedly” (which probably means an attempted beheading) and killed.

      The radical Bradford Muslim was sentenced to 27yrs in jail and defiantly shouted “Arabic Phrases” (no doubt “Allah Akbar” and “Jihad is good” and “Death to infidels” – alas the BBC’s Arabic translators were unable to translate this to report on it because it wasn’t about fluffy kittens, or something equally benign) while showing no remorse for his crime.

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      Does the BBC think we’re mad? Or worse, think we need protecting? Just report it like it is you cunts!

      You were all over Raoul Moat once you realised the cunt was a white Geordie, born and raised in Newcastle!

      Not asking for any special treatment for our “Religion of Peace” friends but parity with the rest of society (both good and bad) would be appreciated rather than overstating the good and dulling down the bad, you unrepresentative cunts!

      • Fuck the BBC and their ‘news’… They also had no problem saying that those IRA cunts were Paddies, so why the treading on eggshells with these Islamist psychopaths?

        But what can we expect from an organisation that turned a blind eye to Jimmy Savile and Stuart Hall?

        As I said, the BBC news can fuck off… Sky News isn’t perfect, but it’s better than those Muslim apologists and touchy feely cunts from ‘Auntie…’

      • Sky news just calls the peace lover from Bradford a “taxi driver”. Presumably they are not concerned about a backlash against taxi drivers….

  19. In other news, in a move which will thrill cunters Captain Scarlet is running for election as Mayor of Manchester.

  20. We in the UK owe so much to the religion of peace. Without it what would we do for paedophile rape gangs, FGM, sharia law, honour killing, bigamous marriage, women dressed as tents and halal food? I would add terrorist attacks but as we all know these have nothing to do with the religion of peace, the BBC says so.

    Well now the latest addition to the benefits of allowing goat fucking inbreeds to reside in our country is the Malicious Communications Act which can get you 6 months in jail AND a fine of up to £5000 fine.

    I guess the guy who got 180 hours community service for posting something “grossly offensive” to our welcome and valued guests can consider himself lucky then.

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/08/08/uk-man-sentenced-180-hours-unpaid-work-offending-muslims-police-facebook-page/

    • I know it boils my blood just thinking about it mate, it seems the child sex gang thing is being swept under the rug as well as all the terror attacks. People shouldnt get mad at the pakis for this, they should be getting mad at the degenerate politicians who are covering this up and ordering police to intimidate those who speak about it.

      Dont get mad at the animal for being an animal, get mad at the handlers. And Ill tell you something else. These traitor politicians are in on this. They are letting the pakis kidnap the kids so they can rape them too, I guarantee it.

      In a just country kidnappers and paedo’s would get proper justice but instead the claims can’t even get into the media because its “racist” to link men of colour to crime.
      People assume since the story has been broken these scum have been dealt with but actually very few paki kidnappers even got punished most just got set free or got a slap on the wrist. http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/697583/Rotherham-abuse-scandal-child-grooming-gangs-industrial-scale-victims-CSE

    • I find a certain aspects of what they practise to be “grossly offensive”,as,I suspect,do the vast majority of people in this country. However,they seem to be able to do pretty much whatever takes their perverted fancy,while the authorities wring their hands and tell us all to admire their “peace-loving”religion,and how they aren’t representitive of their community.. Are they blind,deaf ,stupid or just too cowardly to actually stand up to the degenerates who seem to be setting the agenda? Fuck the “peace-lovers”,and fuck the cunts who collude with them in selling out this country.

      • I think the problem is caused by the criminalisation of the jews by the NSDP, they basically pointed the the finger at the Jewish minority and claimed that they were responsible for Germany’s financial problems.
        So statistically when you look at a population and find a minority being “victimised” you are tempted to think the above, basicly they are being used as scape goats (Jewish get out of jail clause) or realistically the “victimised” minority live on the fringe of the majority, where due to poor education or finance some of the majority remain.
        Realistically we could sort of say underprivileged Brits living with the new majority and being exploited.
        So by changing the demographics of the issues we sort of change the problem from macromanagment, to micro management and the problem becomes more apparent and the question why are we continuing to fuel this problem rases its head.
        You know what, I fucking give up, I used to have such a simple life, a hole in the ground, a box of fags and a rifle! Shame those tossers never did it, there is a certain logic to my thoughts although it may not come accross.

  21. I blame the pakis AND the politicians AND the media facilitators. I’m sorry but I don’t go in for the whole “hate the sin, not the sinner” crap. I don’t care what religion you follow or non at all, nor do I care your gender, sexual orientation or colour of skin. Everybody knows on an instinctual level that raping kids is wrong, and if they don’t then they are psychopaths and need to be locked away or removed from society by any other means available.

  22. this is a bit of a way out cunting but fuck me! the ‘ Persiads Meteor Shower ‘. every year about this time of August we are told to look towards the constellation of Perseus to witness a ‘spectacular display of meteors’ and every year i do and see fuck all. by spectacular i think they mean 1 an hour.

    • I saw the Persiads once and while I wouldn’t call them spectacular there were certainly several per minute. I was in rural Lincolnshire at the time so little light pollution.

    • I had a case of the Persiads once and the quack gave me a cream which cleared it up after a few days.

      I know Carol Kirkwood got a cunting recently but the BBC Weather deserves a thorough cunting.

      Just watched the post 10pm BBC PC Fest weather (formerly known as the news) and in a 3min slot the cunts basically told us the weather we’d already had today for 2mins (which they got wrong yesterday, i.e., no rain but windy where I live when in fact it was pretty still but pissed it down), followed by tomorrow’s guess of “bright but cloudy, dry but with some showers, and calm with the occasional hurricane.”

      And to add insult to injury they now want soft cunts to ring/text/tweet/Facebook what the weather is like where they live now. Why? To cross check it against the lies their brand new £100m “Super Computer” states (remember that, the cunts were creaming themselves about that in January and it’s been about as accurate as flipping a coin, or a couple of pine cones ever since) – so they can “update as necessary”!

      Bet the purchase order was for a refurbished ZX81 and the top met office brass divvied up the remaining £99,999,990 between themselves.

      I wouldn’t let the cunts predict their own birthdays! Cunts!

  23. Nice to see everything back to normal again and the troll gone. Really surprised to find out he’s a fifty year old bloke and quite a nasty cunt aswell. What an absolute moron

      • Hey Rickie –

        I told you it would end in failure.

        I said you’d either have to leave of your own accord (FAIL) or you’d be blocked (FAIL).

        Ever wonder what Barbara is doing while you’re hunched over your keyboard for hours on end…?

        My spies tell me she’s usually being spitroasted by a couple of black drug dealers.

        I hope it tastes nice next time you’re up there.

        Enjoy.

        Fred x x x

  24. Well done cunters. This should be the 100th comment without benefit orf troll (so far as we know)

    • I thought the troll was back when I saw that new avatar… steptoe right? that new remake looks like a abortion I can only imagine how they are gonna fuck it up with their PC goodies

  25. All a bit silly, and has not achieved anything, and I’m right of my cunting

    Did someone mention Captain Scarlet ?

  26. Anyone who doesn’t like the pastry in a Fray Bentos pie is a cunt……the meat however….is cat food.

  28. The worst cunts are the inconsiderate ones who take all the luggage space on the plane before you have even boarded, especially overhead where you are seated.

    • Even worse … I once found myself on a late afternoon flight from Dusseldorf back to Heathrow. Early on the plane and seated, then on comes an influx of Class A Turbo Uber Cunts …. obviously ex-pat office / finance types heading back to blighty for their weekend at home having spent the working week in Dusseldorf. ‘Hand luggage’ that would fear you, obviously the weeks washing and duty free, no fucking hold luggage as they want a quick shoot once the plane lands and no hanging around at the carousel.
      Then they start going through the overhead lockers sorting out every other passengers hand luggage so they can squeeze in their almighty suitcases. Regular flyers with ‘knob +’ status cards, so no real restriction on their luggage. “Who’s bag is this ?” one Cunt asked, holding up my shoulder bag .. the size of a loaf of bread … “Can you put it under your seat ?” … me, not in the mood..”Can I fuck, leave it where it is” … that set the tone for the rest of the flight.
      Other Cunts … If you can get your hand luggage above your seat
      or forward of the direction you will probably leave, then that’s logical…. but some Cunts heading halfway up to the back of the plane from where they are sitting is guaranteed to cause utter
      fucking chaos once the plane is ready to empty…

  29. Long haul flights really are an acute pain in my cock. Some people have no ability to sit still for even ten minutes without shuffling around and causing grief like they’ve just had their cock rammed in a hornets nest. Also these fucking pissed up cunters causing havoc and trying to get into the cockpit are the worst kind of aircunts around. Two well-aimed taps would do the trick. Trying to stir up shit in a long alloy tube at 30,000ft is on page one of the shit ideas guide.

    Added to that, screaming kids fighting each other over toys while their deliberately oblivious parents pretend they can’t hear and it’s a vision of hell. I might not even bother renewing my passport. It’s nice when you get the other end, but it’s the shit you have to do to get there. A lot of these places are overrated anyway.

  30. I recently had the misfortune to be sat behind one of these cunts on a long haul flight to Florida. The minute the plane took off this monumental cunt reclined his seat back fully crushing my knees in the process. What was I to do after raging for about 10 minutes and being told by the missus to calm down and let it go…. I thought fuck it …. I tapped this fat cuntish ugly twat on the shoulder and asked albeit rather aggressively to put his fucking seat back. He of course refused spouting some bollocks that he was entitled to do so. This got me even more angry so I reached over the seat and throttled the cunt….. Needless to say I got into a wee bit of trouble…. #worthit

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