Simon Danczuk

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I know he’s been cunted before, but it has just emerged that Simon Danczuk has claimed parliamentary expenses (ie taxpayer cash) for “crisis management”.

And what “crisis” would that be? Bomb threats to his constituency office? Threats of violence in the streets necessitating the hiring of a bodyguard for all his personal appearances…?

No.

The cunt claimed £500 of taxpayer cash for PR advice after being caught by the press sending explicitly sexual texts to a teenage girl.

Now even by Danczuk’s previous levels of cuntitude, that is pretty fucking spectacular. In fact, in the entire history of parliamentary expenses scandals (moat-draining , duck houses, and the like), I don’t recall expenses ever being claimed to protect an MP from his own extra-curricular noncery. This is industrial-strength, weapons-grade cuntitude from a fucktard who seems eager to out-cunt Bono. Now if that £500 had been a contribution towards Danczuk’s coffin, I’m sure most taxpayers would have gladly chipped in.

Nominated by:Fred West

6 thoughts on “Simon Danczuk

  1. First cunting has to be all those on the march for EU at the moment. What a bunch of salty wet cunts. The many banners of the student/teen marchers saying “save our futures” go to fucking work and save for your future you cunts.
    These tossers make me wretch, they need a good slap and a dose of the real world!

  2. Hopefully he will get to explain himself to Mad Billy the Strangler in Brixton Prison

  3. I’m sure £500 is a lot of money to most people, myself included. Hard to believe it is for this twat though. So I think we need to add “stupid” to “cunt” in his case for highlighting what he wanted that £500 for. What a massive tool.

    On an unrelated note, I’m so fucking sick of the mongs protesting our vote to exit from the EU. I assume they’re OK with the utter contempt us leavers have for their ‘teddy out the pram’ antics. You lost – get over it. If you love the EU so much, please relocate to the European mainland. When the dust settles and the UK stands proud and aloft of the third-world-club/fourth reich, with awesome trade deals, stronger than titanium Sterling, tight-as-a-cat’s-arse border control and an even greater sense of national identity, I also assume these lefty, free loading, refugee loving cunts will say, “yeah, you were right – we are better off”. Not holding my breath.

  4. Didn’t this cunt make a name for himself trying to find sexual deviants? Takes one to know one I suppose. His fuckshort selfie loving ex wife should be sub cunted, as the saggy titted munter is not worthy of the attention a full cunting would give her.

  5. What a meistercunt. I was going to use “übercunt” but the word “uber” is now so over used that it deserves a counting in its own right.

    Maybe the correct word is “paedophile “.

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