Many of these vapid, pram-faced slags get up the duff by some feckless chav with a double-digit IQ who then subsequently fucks off leaving aforementioned pram-face and sprog to a life of abject mediocrity and uselessness whilst living on benefits.
A lot of these young mums are bang tidy so when I stumble across their public Instagram profiles it’s really disheartening to be subjected to pic after pic of the bog-eyed little bastard taken every five fucking minutes. Then there is the time-consuming task of scrolling down through the seemingly never-ending 9 month stream of selfies of her and “bump”……….. just in order to get to the juicy pre-pregnancy wanking material like holiday bikini photos.
Listen love; stop advertising your kids life on the internet for all to see – the little tyke can’t consent to this and may not appreciate it when he/she grows up. Also, apart from your fellow walking incubators and some internet nonces, no cunt wants to see pictures of your ugly fucking kid.
Just show us your tits (preferably without the horrible little goblin hanging off them).
Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III
Lol, a superb cunting, and very funny too
“Then there is the time-consuming task of scrolling down through the seemingly never-ending 9 month stream of selfies of her and “bump”……….. just in order to get to the juicy pre-pregnancy wanking material like holiday bikini photos.”
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Nothing says “I have no real friends” more than a selfie
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It’s not just the decent looking pea-shellers who have a xylophone of kids by the time they’re 20 either.
It’s also those heinous munters who finally manage to get up jack-stick in their late 30’s when they shacked up with their (well it was him or no one) Quasimodo looking cunt who managed enough muster – laced with a triple dose of viagra – to fire one off into the clowns pocket between her legs.
From that point on these women are the only ones who have ever gotten pregnant, given birth or raised kids, ever!
I wouldn’t care, the fuckers then try to out-cunt each other on social meeja while pretending to be nice, e.g.,
“Oh you have no idea how ill I’ve been! #morningsickness” – “Like +1: I feel your pain. My morning sickness got so bad Robert insisted I went to hospital!”
and
“Oh Tristram is having his first night in trainer pants and he’s only 24 months old! #nervoustimes” – “Like +1: Poppy was 20 months when she had her first trainer pants night. We could hardly sleep!”
To get a decent wank pic of those self-obsessed fugly cunts you’d have to scroll down to just before the big bang!
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I got fucked by some chav innit and now I got a kid, a tattoo and a stud in my tongue, I get free money and a council flat, look at me pout…….
Well done little slappers, you got what little amount of grey matter fucked out of you by some chav and now you are fucked, proper fucked.
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It’s us who are fucked because we have to pay for it.
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Brendan Rodgers is still a massive cunt
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mums net is actualy the best, some of the topics are rather strange this one particully tickled me!
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/1479599-To-think-my-husband-is-a-cunt
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She should come on here. Not the responders though, they all sounded like cunts!
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Despite Lloyds bank making a half year pre tax profit of 2.5 bn quid, an increase of 101% they are still going to axe 3000 jobs and close 200 branches. And they have blamed it on Brexit. In my book that makes them a set of greedy cunts who should have their licence revoked while the CEO António Horta Osório and chairman Lord Blackwell be publicly flogged.
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may I suggest you google Barclays bank cranleigh and check their google review! customer service with a smile or what!
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Simple Analogy here. Look at Spain, Greece, France, Italy, All of South America. Never put a greaseball in charge of money.
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Any daft bitch who plasters her kids all over social media is making them nonce bait.. Any paedo in any part of the world could be looking at those kids and doing God knows what… That should occur to anyone with half a brain, but it seems a lot of ‘wimmin (innit!)’ have fuck all between their ears….
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The only cunt who would be remotely interested in what some dopey bint who left it in to soak says, which is usually moaning about being told to put her veiny flabby tits away because she is putting the rest of the room off their food, is other dopey bints.
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At least these cunts aren’t at my local pub ignoring their stupid ugly cunt children while there run around spoiling my meal or drink while they’re being cunts on the internet.
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Just tell the family in question it’s brexit appreciation day in the pub and would they like to enter the raffle to support lobbyists making sure the UK definitely leaves the EU.
I’d say within a minute you’ll be eating your meal in peace again.
Usually the same “Modern Parent” cunts who don’t believe in chastising their kids, who instead would rather discuss the problem in an adult manner.
Unfortunately young Timmy is only 4yrs old and does not fully comprehend the notion of “fairness”. However, what young Timmy does understand is that there is soft toy Minion in that machine (right behind your table) and he’s going to kick 10 bells out of it until he gets one.
The parents (in the table furthest away from any item of child interest) make a feeble gesture of returning said Timmy back to the highchair reserved for him, the scream that ensues (just a decibel or two above a WW2 air raid Claxton) guarantees they’ll simply leave the little cunt there for you to enjoy.
Other people’s children, little miracles every one of them…
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Christ God this is true. These days have taken a very sad turn for the worse with the “Mummy wouldn’t like it” mentality, which gives these spoiled little snotminers licence to run riot and do what the fuck they like, whilst their fucking fairydust parents spurt flowergarden village-elite bullshit like “Aww isn’t he cute…little darling” whilst the little fucking out of control bastard causes carnage.
When I’m in a pub having a bite to eat and a drink, I don’t want over indulged cunt-turds throwing a tantrum, creating a warzone and screaming the place down whilst their fucking social climber parents ignore them and talk about their upcoming skiing trip. Fuck out and leave me in peace you chin-growing fucks.
Once again, the ugly religion of Self Entitlement reigns supreme. These cunting space-cadet parents need a fucking good slap for not reining their kids in. Again it’s a case of “We’ve had a darling child, therefore we’re superior”. Go back to fucking Neptune or whatever fucked-away planet you brat-indulging cunts came from. Cunts.
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