Ghostbusting tarts

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I’d like the nominate the new Ghostbusters movie and the cunts who defend it.

What a load of PC bollocks this movie is, the people defending it assume that anyone who criticises the concept is some raging misogynist. People acting like it’s some great stride for feminism just because they changed the gender of the protagonists. You’d have done more by actually producing an original movie instead of coasting on the success of the previous male orientated movie. Then again women are constantly trying to ride on the coat tails of men as they’re entitled cunts who want stuff handed to them on a plate.

Then they cast that fat ugly unfunny cunt Melissa McCarthy in it and make the token black women an uneducated fucktard, I’m sorry I meant ‘street’. Trying to be PC yet still racist as fuck. Well done you utterly useless cunts.

I don’t want to watch it because it looks shit. Get that into your head you sanctimonious cunts.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

44 thoughts on “Ghostbusting tarts

  1. I didn’t know Diane Abbott was in it too… And of course the Abbott look-alike has to be a ‘badass’ ie: she’s a stereotypical black woman as an irritating gobshite cunt.. There’s more dykes in this than there are on the Amsterdam Canal… This is typical politically correct prioritize queers and ethnic minorities multi-culti bollocks (are the BBC involved?)… And why pick such an array of wasp chewing melon farming munters for the roles? At least we could have some nice arses in those jumpsuits, even if the story was crap… The resemblance between Melissa McCarthy and Slimer is uncanny though..

    It seems that the Fuhrer isn’t too fond of this rug munching lezzer remake either:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwPcujJ-Eyc

    • Oh wait…. nevermind, could they have picked a more masculine looking black women?

      Then again alot of black birds are built like a man and have the annoying anger and scream of a demonic banshee.

  2. Hear it was originally going to be called Mingebusters. Should have stuck with that.

  3. Trapping a ghoul called the blob with the tampax trap and figting the itch monster with Vagisil topped with the fact for one week a month the blobbusters are far more aggressive than any spook.

    Three of these fucking so called women frighten me more than anything I have seen in any horror movie.

    When you can’t get laid in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?

    Not these cunts.

    What a load of bollocks.

  4. I seem to be in a minority of 1 as I thought the original was wank. Classic? My arse!

    This new one, despite being a re-make of a re-make of a shite concept to start with will no doubt make a shed load of money as every vitue signalling cunt on twitter will be despirate to be the first to see it and tweet how great it is. And that is an awfull lot of cunts.

      • Personally I really liked the original ghostbusters (1-2) the cheesy 80’s cliché worked very well 80’s films were perfect back then you couldn’t pull that kinda fim off nowadays which is why we have this nonsense. Films of today are a far cry of what they once were everyfilm is jewed with star studded shitfests. Alot of the bigtime actors make me sick like I just can’t stand them nobody cares about the art of acting anymore you’d probably be better off with lesser knowns is what I find.

        My hate of modern day tv & films is well known I probably sound like a broken record but I do hate how hollyweird keeps shitting out their pro-gay anti-white agenda nonsense, not to mention all the paedo directors who avoid justice.

        Makes me wonder how many cover ups there are in hollywood. Especially with the recent interview with elijah wood, if he turns up dead sometime soon you know why. I think that was brave of him to risk his career and life like that won’t get many film offers now I think.

      • Never that fussed about the original, still, there’s no excuse for this load of toss.

  5. Busting inside that one on the left would make me feel good.
    The other three can piss off.

  6. Ridiculous, made for all the wrong reasons – I’m sure all the people involved in this film will be congratulating themselves on being so PC. I hope it flops.

  7. When the creatively bankrupt cunts in Hollywood come up with yet another shite idea, you’d think the members of the actors union approached for such a lame project would have sufficient artistic intelligence to turn it down so it just doesn’t get made. Sadly, we live in times where anyone will do anything for a quick buck. Including shitty actors, playing shitty parts in shitty re-makes.

    Personally, I haven’t been to the cinema for many, many years for two main reasons. Firstly, Hollywood turns out utter plastic crap 99.999% of the time. Secondly, we live in times where the general public are almost completely lacking in courtesy, respect and consideration for other people and their surroundings. Talking, giggling, kicking the seat in front, cell ‘phone use, slurping drinks, rustling food wrappers, taking your baby/young child, you name it – all seem to be both commonplace and just accepted as ‘the way it is’ these days. Thus, the movie going experience has been ruined forever by cunts. Or until such time as the scum general public choose/are forced to behave and Hollywood start making decent films again.

  8. I’ve seen a couple of trailers for this fucking PC disaster of a film and that was more than enough. Fucking shameless pro-feminist agendas all round with this one. The creators must be creaming in their pants…”Look, look see what we did there…we made the Ghostbusters all female. Aren’t we edgy and pushing the boundaries!” No you’ve just made a braindead cuntish film that only appeals to rugmunchers and the under 14’s iPod generation.

    I haven’t been to the cinema in years, because Hollywood has pretty much forgotten how to make a good, original and involving film (although The Revenant I thought was fucking good). At least a lot of the 80’s films had originality and viewer-involvement to them which still hold-up to this day.

    True…there was also a lot of shit produced back then, but there was some top stuff made as well. Films today are CGI laden bore-fests with no soul or depth to them. Endless twatting shit remakes because they just can’t be arsed to make anything original.

    No wonder today’s society is as dumb as spasticated arseholes and the main religion is ignorance. Fuck that.

  9. As shit as this film is probably going to be, you’d have to get up pretty early to find any anything worse in modern day cinema than these two.

    ‘Gravity’ with Sandra Bullock.

    ‘Noah’ with Russell Crowe.

    I’d challenge you cunters to find worse if you can.

    • I quite liked Gravity….appart from the bits with Sandra Bullock in them.

      “Creed” fuck me but how many times are they going to remake Rocky?

      “Fathers and Daughters” Russell Crowe again. Jesus wept,,,,,,

    • The recent Batman vs Superman… A pile of putrid piss…

      Also, all Bond films featuring that Scouse dwarf cunt, Daniel Craig…
      And anything with that daft bitch, Emma Watson, in it…

      • Spectre. Current IMDB rating 6.8
        The Spy Who Loved Me. Current IMDB rating 7.2
        Good old Roger…..

      • The Italian Job remake, abso-fucking-lutely dire. Along with any other American remake of old British movies.

      • Good point Mr B.

        The Ladykillers being a case in point.
        ( that’s one for you older cunts)

      • That Jude Law cunt in that remake of Alfie…

        Ray Winstone’s Sweeney was shite too… Jack Regan would have kicked shit out of the cockernee cunt…

      • Those Tim ‘Cunt’ Burton and CGI infested Planet Of The Apes remakes… Utter crap…

        I heard there was going to be a remake of Space 1999 (called Space 2099), but thank fuck there wasn’t… That first series was a classic…

      • Anything by that cunt Tim Burton. Oh, and all those fucking Lord of the rings tripe, fairy films for nerdy fucktards.

  10. Agreed, Hollywood turns out crap movies. But I don’t think it produces any more crap now then it ever did in the past. The notion that back in the day all Hollywood movies were classics and now they are all crap is wrong and shows us up to be a bunch of grumpy old cunts living in the past.

    Hollywood, and by that I mean mainstream American cinema produces a couple of worthwhile movies per year but the rest is just for the money by the numbers crap. Good films are still being made, just not by Hollywood.

    What boils my piss is all the fucking superhero movies. It’s the infantalisation of society, we are being treated like fucking children and the sad thing is most people are happy with it.

    • And most recent Superhero films have at least one scene of rubble dropping into a crowded city street and clouds of dust billowing, inspired by the Word Trade Centre footage. Escapism is always popular during troubled times and apocalyptic movies are big business. Superman, Batman comics and serials etc were born out of The Great Depression in the 1930s but they were meant to lift the reader’s mood whereas now the movies are fixated on being “dark” and “realistic” and more gloomy in their outlook.

      • . “But I don’t think it produces any more crap now then it ever did in the past. The notion that back in the day all Hollywood movies were classics”

        Not true the films from 1920-1994 had some great films whether they were classics or not is purely your view. I can’t watch the films of today I tried it just doesn’t mesh too much luvvie liberal mumbo jumbo.

        Then again I feel I’m losing interests in films in general I can’t watch something for more then ten minutes without getting bored unless its a cartoon or old flick. It doesn’t have to be a masterpiece I enjoy cheesey action flicks just as much maybe even more

  11. To be honest, it’s about time they just retired the whole Bond franchise. Sphincter was boring as buggery and it’s just the same old knackered formula resprayed over and over again. There’s only so many times a turd can be polished and they’ve covered every angle they can with it. They probably figure people these days are too busy looking at their phones anyway, instead of the cinema screen so they can’t be arsed. Every film these days has that 9/11 message all over it with CGI highrises being blown up by fucking UFOs. Seen it all before and it’s fucking yawn-inducing.

    Either that or another generic US cock-level teen movie with jokes about as funny as a taped abortion. You know it’s a below-average film when you walk out of the cinema, and forget what you’ve just watched on the drive back home. Any old cunt makes money these days because the younger sheep public are too entitled, thick as shit and idle to even bother.

    • I must confess to liking a good Bond movie. Best Bond ever being Roger Moore, of course. Anyone who says different is a cunt. 🙂 Your formula criticism is fair and once they’d run out of original Fleming material, you did sort of wonder why they bothered. Money would be my guess.

      As for the rest of your post, Twat – I have to agree with you. The dumbing down, PC, entitlement generation and general ‘F you’ attitude so prevalent these days has just spiraled out of control. As technology has made huge advances, the biological life forms who use it have degraded. As for the movies, I can just about remember a time when the ‘special effects’ were just that – special effects. These days, the special effects are the movie. I mean seriously, what is the point of that? Stunt men, body doubles, green screens, CGI, etc. and the ‘star’ around which all this crap happens is paid millions for basically having a great body and being ridiculously good looking. That’s not exactly what you’d call talent, is it?

      Unfortunately, I won’t be around when today’s teens & 20 somethings, whose lives have been dominated by the internet and (anti) social media, reach my age and realise it really is all a bit crap. Innit.

      • Very true Yank. CGI is now a total bail-out clause for anorexic plots and weak storylines. This stems from today’s culture which is way too disposable. It should be special effects are used to properly tell a good story…but these days there aren’t any good stories. No wonder society has become non-selective about what they watch. I’m just thankful I was around to see the best films of the 80’s before Trash TV and I’m A Celebrity Cuntwipe Lost In The Jungle When I’m Strictly Cumming On Myself and all that brainfried shite took over.

        So called celebs of today get paid massive amounts for having next to no talent and being famous for twat all? Madness.

  12. Two Lane Blacktop…Pure unadulterated indulgence…IMHO
    Beach boys Dennis Wilson (The only surfer in the Beach Boys) stars in this.
    Not much dialog. Just a 55 Chevy being drag-raced against the backdrop of a bleak early ’70s America. James Taylor’s in the film too. As is Warren Oates.
    Set up the sofa, crack a bottle of vintage port and immerse yourself in this late on a Friday night. Beats the hell out of going to bed with the Missus…Well mine anyway.

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