Candace Payne

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Candace Payne is a cunt….

This is the cunt who has gained worldwide fame and pots of money for wearing a Chewbacca mask… This ugly fat attention seeking bitch is modern celebrity and ‘online stardom’ personified… A total cunt with no talent, looks or any qualities whatsoever and hordes of retards lap it up…

This mong magnet is now known to her ‘fans’ as ‘Chewbacca Mom’ and now she has YouTubed herself singing Paedo Jacko’s ‘Heal The World’ the cunts who infest the internet now think she has messianic qualities…

Gassing is too good for this cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

28 thoughts on “Candace Payne

    • Fuck me, it’s getting to be a daily occurence. When are people going to start fighting back? When are the media going to start telling the truth? When are our leaders going to start to lead?

      It’s ironic that the representitive of God on Earth says this attack is such a tragedy. Shame he did not think of the inevitable consequences when he called for us to take in more imigrants. You would have thought that God, being all powerful and that, would have had a quiet word wouldn’t you?

      • You only had to look at those pictures of squads of fighting-age,paramilitary looking “refugees” pitching up on the beaches to see what was coming. Our leaders are a bunch of weak,cowardly arseholes who lack the wit and backbone to actually do anything about this islamic invasion. We are being overrun by a bunch of murderous bastards who wont be happy until their filthy type have wiped us out.

      • I wouldn’t say overrun, they seem very complient in authoritative countries, but when let off the lead…..

  1. Richard Herring is a cunt

    Any self-proclaimed comedian who has to start a Kickstarter to fund his comedy is a cunt, an unfunny, fat, rapey, syphilis carrying cunt.

    The only thing funny about Herring is his obvious jealousy of Stewart Lee’s rise to mainstream fame while Herring is forced to beg for money to fund him.

    Pathetic, sad, fat wanker!

    “Would you rather have a hand made of ham or a tit that dispensed talcum powder” – Fucking comedic gold from Herring, why is this genius not on TV and playing to 25,000 people at the O2?

    • Herring is an unfunny cunt, Lee is a massively unfunny cunt. They were briefly amusing in the late 90’s, now are cunts, both mention having gone to Oxford as often as possible, both loved by the fucking guardian, both unfunny cunts.

      • Well said, Stewart Lee is indeed an unfunny cunt, but at least he is sucking BBC production cock to get his comedy produced, instead of appealing to cunts via kickstarter!

        And, to be honest, Lee & Herring were never funny, they got a lucky break from a TV exec who had done too much cocaine and fucked too many children at Edinburgh but had to find something to justify his overpaid job at the BBC.

  2. All I can say to all of this madness on the continent is thank god for Brexit.

    On another note, why doesn’t that ugly wookie Michelle Obama get back in to her spaceship and fuck off, does any one care what you think

  3. They should have used 9/11 as an excuse/reason to wipe that murderous death cult off the face of the earth…. France has its own nuclear haul, so who would blame them if they dropped a couple on Iraq and that Syrian shithole… Of course, that shithouse Hollande doesn’t have the knackers to do that, he’ll go crying to Mummy Merkel before he even puts out a statement… Shame ‘Black Jacques’ Chriac isn’t still the French president…

    And the BBC want shooting… ‘No known motive’ for two pieces of muzzie scum beheading an 86 year old priest?! I despise these Savile sheltering, terrorist apologists and correctly corrupt cunts…

  4. Wacko Blacko tried healing the world and look where that got him keep in mind he tried “healing” children by fiddling kids sick cunt.
    Also Jacksons music sucks predictable pop with shitty dance rhythms & beats Chewbacca Mom is also a cunt a lucky one too she got free scholarships for both of her kids Fame in a can this fame expires in 15 seconds

    • Wacko Blacko? I always thought the creepy cunt was a honky, LOL… The Jacksons are shite, I agree… Old Paedo Jacko’s brothers are still on their never fucking ending ‘tribute’ tour, with no money going to charitable causes, of course…. Amazing how a ‘tribute’ can last seven bastarding years….

      The deranged chimp fondling fiddler should have called his puke inducing song ‘Feel The World…’

  5. Religious people prefer other religious people to non believers. At least the Catholics have a chance of converting already gullible cunts from one batshit crazy set of beliefs to another.

    If it was atheists going around slitting throats in the name of fuck all these cunts wouldn’t call for the faithful to stand up against them quickly enough.

    Islam is a religion for cunts who follow a warmongering paedo cunt but ALL religion is baseless and dangerous bullshit for cunts who can’t think.

  6. Apparently our frog faced neighbours are now united in grief (again) and are saying/writing/tweeting/whatever ‘Je Suis Priest…’ Just like their ‘Je Suis Charlie’ thing…

    Well, that is going to achieve a lot, isn’t it?
    What a load of hippy crap…

    • Full of Christian iconography. that will get the Islamists sharpening their Machetes.

      Give it another couple of weeks and the fuckers will have surrendered again, and we will have some sort of Vichy Islamic state on our doorstep

  7. Didn’t the Frenchy cunts lead the first and second crusades? About time the spineless, cheese eating, surrender monkeys in government over there grow a pair of balls again.

    The Yanky cunts enjoy a good illegal invasion from (election) time to time. Maybe when Barry is on the speech circuit and they have some other cunt in charge things will get sorted…providing they find oil in ISIS’s back yard, of course.

  8. All our current politicians are wanks but it is not just them to blame. They are a bunch of self serving cunts who cannot afford to upset any minority for fear of departing the gravy train. The people who are really to blame are the spineless fuckers who continually apologise for the towel heads and repeat the mantra that all Muslims are not terrorists. Hmmm well all terrorists certainly appear to be Muslims. The country is now full of winney little bitches who think the worlds problems would end if we all sat round in a circle and hold hands for a while. Fuck them all. I say give those jawas the war they want and lets we them tackle a Challenger 2 tank as a pose to a fucking 84 year old priest. Fucking cowardly camel touching pricks.

    • Here’s a bit more groveling. It would appear even Fireman Sam can upset the smelly goat worriers. Apparently a page of their fantasy tale book got shown on the show, promoting outrage . Shame the same ‘outrage’ doesn’t happen when their fucking nutjob suicide mates decide to go out killing people, funnily enough there’s never a peep from the Muslim Council then. Cunts.
      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36900310

  9. An episode of Fireman Sam has been withdrawn after an “error” which led to a depiction of the Koran being shown.

    A scene in the children’s programme shows a fireman slipping on a pile of papers – and as they fly into the air a page from the Koran is “briefly depicted”, production firm Mattel said.

    The episode was first broadcast in October 2014 on Channel 5 but the error has only recently been spotted.

    Mattel apologised and said it did not believe it was done “maliciously”.

    I shit you not, this is taken from an actual article on the BBC.

    Questions must be asked.

    Is fireman Sam being radicalised?

    Was this a subliminal plant by the Prophet?

    Is the fictional firestation in Rotherham?

    If the Koran is so holy that no one can see it how do people fucking read it?

    Is someone having a fucking laugh?

    Cunts

    • I’ve just translated it from the original Arabic,

      it reads “submit to Islam else Lamikins gets their throat slit, Halal style”

  10. Sarah Millican is also a one trick pony cunt with her i like chips me jokes but this awful yank pile of dogs eggs is a real piece of work,just watch that chewbacca video on the yootoob and try not to poke your own eyes out,its cringeworthy beyond words,the trouble is the iphone cunt generation encourage this ronnie barker whiney piece of yank trash so she does more yootoob muck……Im sorry but I hope a yellow bus full of spackers runs her over as soon as really….shes only fit for roadkill

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