Dog The Bounty Hunter

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Duane 'Dog' Chapman in his office in Honolulu, Hawaii, America - 10 Jul 2006

I nominate the yanky shitstain ‘Dog The Bounty Hunter’ who by his own admission via his website state 70% of the people he’s caught has been accomplished by other yanky cowards dobbing them in. What a long haired, muscle-bound guud ole boi.

Double cunt, twat and fanny stabberrr.

Nuthin but an ex-con, born again gowd bother ma lord. Smote him and his slut wife. Now take all that yanky dollar he gowt fur his troubles then he can git a decent haircut. Ahrmen.

Nominated by: Donkey Kongs Balls

Anyone whose real name is Duane can’t be that hard…

46 thoughts on “Dog The Bounty Hunter”

  1. Agreed, he is one of the main reasons words like cunt, wanker and arsehole were invented. Should have had ‘cunt’ tattood on his forehead from birth, then again maybe not, i mean anyone who looks and dresses like he does surely cannot be mistaken for anything other than a fucking cunt. With a bit of luck, one day someone he’s trying to bust will stick a well deserved couple of rounds through his thick skull.

  2. This sprawling clan of moronic para-military yokels are so inbred it wouldn’t surprise me if one of them literally was born again…

    • Looks like a “Deliverance” red neck type cunt.
      If he says “you’ve got a pretty mouth”….your in trouble.

      • “Hey boy. You look just like a hog bet I could ride you… squeal like a pig boy…. squeal louder. ”
        Aside from that merica is fucked I could buy a AK 47 assault rifle thats fine but If I buy some drugs I’m in the slammer for life seems fair don’t it?

      • The main cunt who lives on my street has a fucking HD and likes to rev it up early on a Sunday morning before it fucks off to play ‘biker buddies’ with its ‘tard friends. Cunt.

        Mid life crisis machines – that’s what we call ’em in our house. Anyone who tells you they’re into motorcycles then proceeds to reveal their ‘ride’ is a HD is a cunt. End of.

        When I eventually take over the world, I’ll have a really busy first few days but trust me, I’ll find time to vaporise the HD factory and confiscate then burn every last one of those bastard machines.

      • Yep I hate bikers in general revving up their bikes at 2 am in the morning just to be a noisy cunt. On one exception is my old landlord who was a retired HA member. Who sold me pot and gave me the odd line he was pretty cool

        Alot bikers intentionally throw their weight around just to assert their dominance or act like they are in a biker gang. Rotten Bastards

      • And what’s with these lairy technicolor leathers the cunts wear……looks like they’ve seen “Tron” to many times.

      • Some geezer will probably get off his hardtail knuckle chop pop in doors, slip one up your mum for old times sake and then mum will tell you.

        “Yes son ya real daddy was a sleazy biker”

      • The mid life crisis Bikers usually end up wrapped around a tree on a Bank Holiday. Fucking sure as fate.

      • I had the opportunity to join one of our local Back Patch clubs and politely declined. Bunch of posturing twats more interested in swaggering around the bar showing off their patches than doing any serious motorcycling. And a decent Japanese bike will eat any Hardley Ableson for breakfast.

  3. He’s all dressed up trying his best to look like some tough biker, next thing there’s four of them holding each other and praying for their lord to protect them on their next job. I didn’t watch it again. Bunch of wankers.

    • Allan: Don’t mock for it is our Lord who shalt watch over them and deflect bullets fired upon thee by fleeing fugitives. So sayeth the Lord, for He shalt protect the righteous Dog and his brethren. Hahahahaha.

      If there was a god, then presumably he’d be steering said fugitives to the nearest cop shop to answer for their crimes. And make that cunt Dog get a fucking haircut.

      • I’ll give the cunt a haircut, with a broken bottle. Can you imagine being caught by that cunt? It would be like being arrested by Noddy and big ears.

  4. Typical Freeview tripe and that mullet is just woeful….I hear his wife has got gigantic tits though,be rude not too give them a good showering of Smasher spunk……the mucky bitch

  5. “Anyone whose real name is Duane can’t be that hard…”

    Exactly – I immediately thought of Duane Doberman from ‘Bilko’.

  6. Looks like he might well have paedofidious tendencies, just look at that Jimmy vile hairdo…

      • Yeah I doubt he has time to be a paedo mate, in merica they don’t tolerate paedos at all here we give them MBE’s or KBE’s and knight them lol. I dunno bout pansy Sir Stoke he definitely ain’t a flower. I call his wife McTits his wife has gigantic tits in fact her whole body is 50% boobs the rest legs arms and head.

      • She’s a fat sack of shit, tottering around behind that mulleted gnome. Can’t wait to read one day that the cunts stumble upon some proper crims, who cut them down with automatic rifle fire, film crew and all. I’ll fucking YouTube the fuck out of that!

      • Gawdstrewth!! I thought those lardasses off TOWIE were grim… he’s got a sort of Jonny Halliday mong-fucked up facelift look about him

      • They look like fuckin cartoon characters of themselves drawn by a Jap 13 years old who’s obsessed by Yank macho TV. Poor bastard.

  7. The University of East Anglia are cunts. Apparently they have banned students from doing the “chucking their mortar boards in the air” thing at their graduation ceremony and instead they have to just mime the action of doing so, for “Health and Safety” reasons. Now I thought that was just something that stupid American students did anyway and quite frankly I don’t give a shit about fucking students at the best of times, but that’s just fucking pathetic. Do they think that an airliner will be brought down by a stray mortar board or something? Twats.

    • “I don’t give a shit about fucking students”

      I do. I wouldn’t mind fucking a few students. Been to a couple of events down near the local uni campus and the quality beaver strolling around was a sight to behold. Wife in the passenger seat being a ‘cock block’ as usual. 🙂

    • Apparently they did the same thing last year and the students ignored it.
      Our government could learn a thing a or two from them about how to ignore the EU…

  8. All those facking cunty programmes called reality tv do not get anywhere near realism. That totally mong family the father and two sons bike builders that spent most of the time trashing their own office or wrecking SUV’s for pleasure whilst repeatedly saying “we have to finish this project on time” That twisty faced cunt who had motors nicked so he could fix them up as a surprise for the legal owner whilst simutaneously getting two failed actors to pose as cops and repeatedly saying “we have to finish this project on time” Beardy 90 year old cunt with wife 50 years younger fixing hotrods whilst coping with the personal lives of his mong interbred workforce, hiring and firing and continually saying “we have to finish this project in time.
    Do you see a bit of a pattern emerging? Before long there will be a programme about crab fishermen based in Dutch Harbour where a salty old sea dog repeatedly says “we have to beat the ice” whilst juggling the problems of his totally insane crew and there penchant to consume large amounts of soothing substances and buting the heads off fish, seagulls local constabulary etc. Ooh nearly forgot, CUNTS.

    • I love Deadliest Catch! Caught the new episode last night. Great stuff. One of the few things I watch on the 8 billion channels I pay for that mostly show 99.9% dog shit.

      I did see an episode of DC on a visit back to the UK one time. The narrator had some weirdo Scottish accent thing going on with little to no drama in his voice. We get Mike Rowe who’s awesome.

      Speaking of Yank telly, has a show called Mountain Monsters reached the fair shores of the UK yet? This pile of poo is fucking hilarious, but it’s not supposed to be. It’s one of those shows that’s so bad it’s good.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhSOuOL6a2I

      A bunch of toothless rednecks foraging around at night in the woods with loaded weapons searching for an imaginary ‘monster’ and shitting themselves every time a twig snaps 2 miles away. If you haven’t had your full quota of dumbass today, check it out. You’re welcome!

      • We have been subjected to this shit and rubber stamps the fact that Americans really are the thickest cunts on the planet.
        On the episode I watched some supposed tracker who was so fucking fat, and was left breathless just climbing out the truck had his mind taken over by a telepathic Bigfoot.
        That’s all you need to know.

      • Hey JR – I know the guy you mean. You have to respect his waistline though. I mean, that takes dedication and practice. If there were a Bigfoot and it chased this fat cunt, he’d have no chance. The Bigfoot could push him over and he’d never get up again. It could come back and eat him later. You doesn’t enjoy a big meal at the end of the day?

        Maybe it’s time to cunt America/Americans again, but I must admit your average Yank (and I’m being nice and diplomatic here) has a very narrow world view and has enormous gaps in what we would consider basic education. Still, what can you expect from a society that ‘graduates’ from practically all levels of education. I mean, Yanks ‘graduate’ from kindergarten FFS! Last time I checked, you ‘graduate’ when you’ve earned a fucking degree!

  9. That shit “American Hotrod” show should be renamed “How to ruin a perfectly good classic car” Fucking braindead hacksaw and angle grinder wielding butchers…

  10. Gary Lineker and his ilk are bunch of cunts. It makes me sick when I think that the British public are forceably taxed to fund this smarmy jug eared cunt’s sprogs to develop like extra cunt flaps on their giant humuongous cunt of a father.

    • I remember the very first time jug ears presented Football Focus. He looked absolutely petrified. Several years and several millions of pounds later, he does come across as a smug and supercilious cunt.

      • Have you seen the cunt in those TV advertisements where he deep throats some crisps? Choke cunt choke.

      • Hmmm. Saw one where a hospital bed folded the cunt in half. Quite good. Another where a stair lift ejected him out a top floor window. Better. And another where the cunt was trapped inside a vending machine. Great idea. Now, if they’d made it air tight we’d have been onto something as satisfying as a pint and a bag of C&O down your local. Cheers – I.Y.

  11. Ozzy Osborne has had some pretty low moments in his life, marrying that money grabbing hag-cunt Sharon being top of the list, but really close to that is doing the theme tune for this cunts’ show. “He’s the dawg….” No Oz, he’s a cunt, and so are you for being involved in his crap show. Saying that, that witch probably made him do it, so she can buy a new head. Christ knows she needs it….

    • I hate ozzy and to be honest I liked the Dio era a tad more he also did some of the ozzy era songs better. My dad saw ozzy in his sabbath years and solo years he told me he was shite vocalist

      Ozzy got lucky lets face it, especially on his stunts alone and I bet you any money that his slag of a wife put him up to it. Afterall she learnt from the best scumbag liar around… her father. I also bet this recent affair thing is a industry stunt to get attention.

      • Tommy Iommi said Osbourne got the gig because he had his own Mic and amp. He got lucky on that one but ending up with cackling witch Sharon, shows how fate likes to even things out.

      • Tommy lommi?
        Is he Tony’s bro?
        But cmon Ozzy is a fuckin priceless entertainer.
        By his own admission he’s a lucky fuckin lucky cunt. I love him for being a uqnique cunt. Long live rock n roll.

      • The auto spell checker cunt thing on my phone constantly changes what I write.
        Posted something recently about wanting to fuck Nigella Lawsons arsehole.
        A second away from hitting publish when I noticed it now said Nigel Lawsons arsehole.

      • “Invented heavcelly meyal” Well that says it all, he didn’t invent shit mate he just ran with it. If anybody invented heavy metal it was Yardbirds ,Hendrix,Steppenwolf ,Cream,Blue cheer and afew others.

        If you wanna get reeally technical Humble Pie,Deep Purple, Who and Sir Lord Baltimore.

        Believe it or not but MACA helped create heavy metal with helter skelter and Lennon with (She’s So Heavy).
        Yeah Ozzy is original all right,original at bloody STEALING!

      • Of course Blue Cheer, Stepenwolf etc were very heavy, the thing is they were not referred to as “heavy metal” at the time. Sabbath always have been.

      • Ozzy was great, he was at my first festival, Donnington ’84. I even like Technical Ecstasy! Not done much of note since Randy Rhoads snuffed it, but not a bad legacy by any standards. It’s just a shame that cunt Sharon used him as a cash cow with that fucking Osbournes reality crap, using that as as a springboard to z list fame on thick cunt TV shows. They don’t make rock legends anymore, just cunts with tattoos and beards.

    • Sure as they’re graduation the uni has fuck all over them. What will they do, recall their degree?! Fuckwits.

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