YouTube are cunts for allowing this useless fucking government to ram their Pro EU crap down our throats.
Just been watching a motorcycle video and right on the end of it is their fucking advert. Its enough of a kick in the bollocks they’re using taxpayers money to finance a massive leafleting campaign without having it beamed onto your screen by whatever means.
Youtube could and should have told them to fuck off but obviously couldn’t resist sticking their big fat snouts in the trough.
CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS……
Nominated by: Captain Cunteye
Absolutely youtube is a massive cunt especially when they force you fuck with the audio and image of a film you want to upload but yes those pro-migrant, Stay in the EU commercials are absolute horse shite liberal propaganda.
0
force you* to fuck with the audio” damn speelchedker
0
On the plus side they do have every episode of Gerry Anderson’s “UFO” in full (a young Gabrielle Drake in a skin tight moonbase uniform and purple dominatrix wig beats any reality TV slapper). It’s been over a month since broadcast television was banished from the Bastard household and we don’t miss it one bit thanks to the wonder that is the Internet. I’ve not been lumbered with the Pro EU advert yet but Posh Boy can stuff it up his arse, if it will fit alongside the cricket bat handle that’s been wedged up there since he was 15 years old.
0
Its been about a year since me and Mrs Cunteye told the BBC to stick their TV License up their collective ring piece’s and we too haven’t missed it one bit. Just as you say the internet is a marvelous thing and i’d like to see the cunts try and impose a license fee for that !! The more folk that follow suit will hopefully bring about the long overdue death of the festering pile of corrupt filth that the BBC has become.
0
Already being discussed, they want to extend the TV license to ANY device that is Internet connected, (computer,phone,smart TV, tablet, Laptop etc)
They deem that ANY device that is capable of connecting to the Internet can connect to iPLayer.
I kid you not, they want to add it to the ISP cost, so expect BT, Sky, TalkTalk etc to start charging an extra £150 a year.
Rather than put the BBC or iplayer behind a paywall or even encrypt/have a license based log-in for iplayer they want EVERYONE to pay it, that’s the only way to protect that £8 Billion a year guaranteed income.
Filthy, dirty, cunts.
The day they implement that is the day I give all my computers to charity, who needs the internet anyway?
Internet shopping is shit, Youtube is shit, Facebook is shit, Twitter is shit, websites are 99% shit, amazon and ebay are shit and I have had the net since 1997 so have seen enough porn to last me 1000 lifetimes.
0
Gabrielle Drake – she was fit as fuck in that Devil Rides Free (something like that) film being rogered by some ham acting satanists. Her brother was Nick ‘I’m on a downer’ Drake who wasn’t a bad songwriter but boy did he need to cheer up. Sort of stuff they must play in the background at Dignitas. If they put it on as a Samaritans ‘hold’ jingle half of them would realise that things aren’t that bad after all. Clever chap though, had all sorts of weird guitar tumings so no one can rip him off.
If you think life is cheap, worthless and not worth living avoid him, find his sister getting devil humped instead.
Anyone game to cunt Welby for all that bollocks about his fucking DNA test? As if anyone gives a fuck, Cunterbury cunt.
0
I’ve written a little homage to the cunt over at mine that will publish tomorrow morning…
0
Nice one Dio. Smug fucker is doubly annoyed that this also means he isn’t Jewish either, double crossed again.
Oh for the days of Cosmo Lang and those archbishops that condemned you to purgatory forever for scrumping apples. At least we knew where we stood.
0
Gabrielle Drake, top quality 70’s totty. Not forgetting Madeleine Smith , Valerie Leon , Lynda Bellingham……feel free to add others to the list of fantasy internet grumble!
0
Linda Carter, the original Wonder Woman and of course Catherine Bach. Also remember Diane Keen getting them out in the first Sweeney movie.
0
Pamela Stephenson frequently swinging them in Sweeney and The Professionals as well , before she got a bit lardy, although that did improve her power to weight ratio
0
If you grab yourself a shovel you can go dig up Lynda Bellingham and you can fuck her oxo passage, she might even still be warm 🙂
0
Hey Mr. Bast – I too am a UFO fan. Be aware that the full series should be released on Blu-ray this year. Imagine how much more gorgeous Ms. Drake will be in full HD. Wanda Ventham too. Updates and such can be found here: http://ufoseries.com/
Cheers – I.Y.
0
Been fixated lately with old episodes of the avengers. Diana Rigg with the camel toe is a wonderful thing to behold.
0
Fucking hell, thanks for that mate….NOT !!!
Was just about to turn in and now i’m going to have to find some pics of her and chuck one off. If i’m late for work in the morning its your fault, right !!!
0
UFO was ace… As was the brilliant Space 1999 (series 2 was shite though)… I also loved the Avengers and Mrs Peel… But I was always a Tara King man myself…
Also worth checking out are classic late period Hartnell or early period Troughton era Doctor Who: featuring the lovely Anneke Wills as Polly…
0
Series 1 kicked ass. Series 2 hmmm.
A severe cunting for the episode, Rulers of Luton. Absolute Bollocks!
0
Old Gerry Anderson always was years ahead of his time. YouTube used to have full episodes of The Avengers, The Sweeney and The Professionals but they’ve all been removed for “copyright reasons”, coincidental with the rather expensive collector’s DVD releases.
0
Seems odd that they’re using YouTube when the BBC is doing such a good job for the Stay campaign. Have I Got News For You last Friday. Don’t give a fuck about the UKIP woman on it, the majority of politicians who appear on the show are woefully unprepared and end up looking like cunts. But the Fear or Fact stuff didn’t even try to be balanced. Fucking cunts to a man (and one token woman, as decreed by BBC policy).
0
It’s going to be a stitch up anyway, as if we are really going to be allowed to get rid of a pointless tier of politicians. Here’s hoping……
0
Sadly, I fear it’ll be like a small road accident, with the ploddery standing by saying “Move along now, there’s nothing to see”.
0
Shock horror… I am not allowed to name names (except in Bonnie Scotland, where they do be saying that Ron Biggs is a cunt), as I have had an injunction slapped orn me by Lord Justice Cuntley (Oooooh, Matron!) but one famous Cuntuar is apparently the spawn of Cuntservative apparatchik The Rt. Hon. V. Oldemort, a flagon of turps and Mrs. Archbishop-Mother…(well, the alternative was Muffin the Mule, and she wasn’t up for the turps).
Cuntuar’s dodgy parentage may explain much, but excuses nothing.
0
I must CUNT meself… apparently, they’ve just dug up “Biggsy” from 2011 and put a picture up… bastard cunts. But they’re till saying that SOMEONE is a cunt, Sturgeon or Salmond in a paddling pool of olive oil?
0
Just to remind ourselves that it is theoretically possible to complain to YouTube (Department orf Useless Exercises) aboit videos and such. This gives an idea how to: http://www.reelseo.com/contact-youtube-info/
but YouTube is designed to make complainants go aroinde in circles. I have made me views known orn the euwankad at press@youtube.com
Well yours truly has tried but we do not forget that YouTube is owned by Google, recently let orf a massive tax bill by Cameron/Osborne. YouTube paying back a favour?
0
My mate Chas C had one of our music videos banned from YouTube for inappropriate content. It was a recording of Eric Bogle’s “I Hate Wogs” whihc is an anti-racisim song. They banned it because it was racist!
He complained through their wonderful automated appeals system. Less than a minute later he received an automated replay saying his appeal was rejected. One minute bear in mind… The song was three minutes long so there wasn’t even time for them to listen to it before replying.
Total arseholes, YouTube…
0
Youtube are fucking cunts.
They blocked audio on one of my videos under copyright, fair enough, but instead of removing the video they gave me a choice.
Have adverts to buy the song or have the audio removed from the video.
Told them to stick it up their arse and closed my account.
Oh, and if you have to use Youtube on a computer install Firefox and adblockplus. No more adverts and they make no money – gredy hypocritical cunts.
Amazing how they remove the audio from your upload under copyright but leave full tv shows uploaded by cunts trying to make money from their shitty adsense program.
Fuck them, fuck them hard in the shithole till it prolapses like a rosebud
0