Thanks to this fucking prick myself and countless others in my year at school were subjected to his fucking shit writings/plays/whatever etc. Those of you who disagree (probably very few) call me what you like but I wish I could go back in time to give this fucking gobshite a good swift kick in the bollocks and then a good kicking whilst he’s on the floor writhing in agony. He should have thanked his lucky stars that he got away with that in comparison to the sheer agony that me and my mates had to endure listening to his dross being rammed down our throats on a regular basis.
Because of this cunt any microbe of interest (if any) I may have had in the subject of English was destroyed in a heartbeat. Fuck you Shakespeare (posthumously), fuck you, you complete fucking cunt !!!
Nominated by: Captain Cunteye
Shakespeare; a man whose comedies aren’t funny and whose tragedies are comic. And don’t start me on the fucking sonnets..!
I did MacBeth for English Lit A level. I can still quote the fucking thing.
“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace
From day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time”
Got that fucker right, eh Willy?!
Nominated by: Dioclese
The Video Nasty director of his day, as any schoolkid who was forced to sit through the Polanski film version of Macbeth for English Lit will tell you. More blood, murder and mutilation than all the Friday The 13th films put together interspersed with lengthy rambling dialogue to lull the viewer almost to sleep before the next stabbing, cut throat, impalement or garroting jolts them awake. And our school showed it to us 13 year olds, perhaps I could sue the cunts for traumatising my fragile little mind…
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There’s also that and the conspiracies that say he wasn’t the sole author personally I don’t give a shit. Cause sitting through a school production of hamlet is torture ,and that guy(GRR Martin) who wrote game of thrones just copied shakespeare everyone dies. http://shakespeareauthorship.com/howdowe.html
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That Games of Thrones bloke is a perv who cant believe his luck in getting his perversions brought to life on telly. Pervy cunt.
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I made the mistake of suggesting to my English teacher that if Shakespeare was alive in modern times, he’d be writing stuff with car chases, gunfights and killer cyborgs in. Pompous old cunt never did like me….
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The cunt destroyed my interest in English too. Along with Thomas Hardy and George Elliot. Cunts.
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Much like your good selves, I too had this tossers musings forced on me as a callow youth. Couldn’t make head not tail of it then and now I’m all growed up it means much the same. Tried reading it but unless you were born 400 years ago it’s fucking impenetrable.
To be or not to be? Either way he’s a cunt.
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