No 36 in Sir Limply’s Series orf Tosser Tech to cut oit and keep
When first clapt eyes orn the dirigible (what we called the cunt things in me day), otherwise known as the Airlander 10, torn between taking it up the arse or booking an all you can drink holiday orn it to Malia or both. Such things were quite the hot ticket in the thirties and saw both flying barbecues, the British R101 and the Kraut Hindenburg Berlin bound. Needless to say both the bastards were full orf hydrogen gas and did not disappoint. Catering was orf a high standard and here is the Hindenburg serving its last mixed grill with some typical panicking yank commentary:
When first clapt eyes orn the dirigible (what we called the cunt things in me day), otherwise known as the Airlander 10, torn between taking it up the arse or booking an all you can drink holiday orn it to Malia or both. Such things were quite the hot ticket in the thirties and saw both flying barbecues, the British R101 and the Kraut Hindenburg Berlin bound. Needless to say both the bastards were full orf hydrogen gas and did not disappoint. Catering was orf a high standard and here is the Hindenburg serving its last mixed grill with some typical panicking yank commentary:
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
A large attention-seeking bag of wind. Is this perchance Richard Branson’s latest vanity project?
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Richard Bellend aka Branson is a smug cunt
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And he expects people to go up in a spaceship that he built, after his balloon burst and his yacht sank. He could call it the “Explosive Decompression Tour” or maybe “The Virgin Death Mincer”.
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Fireball XL5 would be a good un.
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Or “Event Horizon” featuring an insane Richard Branson ripping out his own eyeballs before falling into a Black Hole via a sex/torture/gore orgy. Be worth paying to see that…
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This has been compared with that faceache parasite Kardashian’s shitter.
Don’t they run on helium these days, but wouldn’t it be much more fun to fill it with nitrous oxide and pipe it into the passenger lounge.
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What’s the lifting capacity of acetylene? Could we get all the Westminster windbags up in one of these things, then detonate?
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The true cause of the hidenberg is that of static electricity …could be true. Also led zeppelin would have not got their name if it hadn’t been for the crash plus the 2nd album cover had them appear as survivors of the crash (which there were 62 survivors of the hidenberg).
That audio is actually nicked from the time diane abbott sat down and let out a very explosive fart with shit flying everywhere Corbyn went on record saying it “was the best day of his life”.
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“No, Mrs. Abbott, I am NOT going to change your sheets again!”
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You’d need a fuck of a lot of helium to get it orf the ground if Flab-bot was on board.
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