Roy Maggs 49 (allegedly)
Interesting little titbit doin’ the roindes from me neck orf the woods doine Forest orf Dean way, namely one decrepit old cunt name orf Roy Maggs who claims to be 49 (not even yours truly would try to pull that one) is claiming a refund for having been given the bum’s rush at a swingers party organised by some oitfit calls itself Swingfields. Apparently old flaky cock was required to show references before he was allowed to take his mack orf. Indeed got hacked orf because he had paid £127.85 online and had not seen any requirement for same. Felt his professional standing as an accountant (now who do we know was one orf those, must ask Dioclese) was reference enough. Anyway organisers would not let him in or give him his money back so took it to m’Learned Friends. Would have loved to have been at the Citizens Advice when the cunt came in.
Upshot is m’Lud has found against Mr Maggs so no refund despite the old tosser offering to show m’Lud his references (nudge nudge), an offer m’Lud declined. Bright side is old tosser has not wasted his Vallium and Swingfields will let him in to their next soiree. Ah me, an everyday story orf simple country folk. Bless ’em all, bless ’em all, the old, the fat and the small…
Come on cunters, I know you are all gagging for it and you’re up for some fun…
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Now I left trading standards red faced, I used to be on a phone hook up site called “mature contact” you phone in (payment taken) the whoever calls you up to meet.
Any way after a number of failed meets, I arranged one close to home.
Whoever called me and we arranged to meet at a certain place, I asked if they knew where it got its name from, and they hung up (it was named after the brewery that once stood there).
Any way I checked the mother company out and it ran a number of other “agencies” the whole thing was a con! So I went to trading standards and complained, TS became very embarrassed and did not want to take it any further, very annoying like wise avoid white label dating sites.
I suppose best to sign off as chief perv, yours lord benny.
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Dear God, Sir Limply!!
I thought I was broad-minded, but Mr. Maggs bears more than a passing resemblance to Jeremy ‘Jizzer’ Clarkson, and the thing taking dick… shurely Shtephen Fry…
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49?? the old bugger looks 65 minimum 72 tops but anyway those dating sites/services & swinging sites are usually shady. Sometimes they work but mostly its a scam or if you do get anything its some 300 pound whale or some tranny called Lily oh.. wait Hahaha
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And while we’re on the subject of people who lie about their age, what about the late David Gest who claimed to be 62?
Despite years and years of cosmetic surgery, this is how he looked at the alleged age of 62:
http://tinyurl.com/gob8n56
Now imagine what he’d look like if he’d not had all the facelifts, eyebag removal, etc etc. 62? More like 75, if you ask me.
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Sweet Lord what the fuck is that at 62 he looks like a 42 yr old mexican mong, plastic surgery is wonderful innit? I also see the spot were Liza Minnelli wacked him with her stiletto heel.
David Gest the old cunt spent millions gambling foolishly suppose he doesn’t care for the welfare of others blowing his dosh like that. Just think bout the poor souls he could of saved maybe he deserved to get wonked on the head. By the looks of it he was a arsehole fan https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Gest
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GOVIA Thameslink deserve to be cunted.
Twelve-carriage trains without guards. I’m sorry, but no amount of cctv, mirrors &c. would get me on one of those.
This is just out-and-out greed…and, I fear, a nasty accident just waiting to happen
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Mr Maggs probably posseses the oldest swingers in town! Arf arf, guffaw.
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