Not representing your Country

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Not representing your Country is a cunt,

You know what I mean, cunts like Pietersen who had a English great grandparent who was born in South Africa, Mo Farrah who wasn’t even born here and whilst on the subject of runners all those Africans who end up representing Denmark, or Norway. What the fuck. Then we have the England Rugby Team with Tuilagi who is Samoan and another Samoan playing for Wales. How do you decide one day ‘Oh I’ll play for a country I wasn’t even born in. Then there are cunts like Frank Sinclair who when they realised they weren’t going to play in the World Cup for England decided they would play for Jamaica and deprive someone their place the squad.

It gets a bit difficult (due to this nations mixed past with players like Beckham being part Jewish and Ross Barkley having a Nigerian Grandfather) to say what should qualify you to play for England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland but surely you have to at least be born there, know the culture and ideally have some ancestry in the country?

Anyways I have decided to represent Pluto in the Being a Cunt Cup.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

24 thoughts on “Not representing your Country”

  1. Good shout Black and White. You could include most of the NZ rugby team as well, being that the amount of Tonga, Samoa or Fiji born players makes the All Cunts probably the most diverse “national” team going. It also puts the afore mentioned nations’ on the back foot by depriving them of their best talent. The players themselves are fucking shameless and the poaching nation are blatant fucking cheats. Cunts one and all.

  2. I’m a bit 50/50 on this one. I agree that you really should have a substantial tie to the nation you represent (hold a passport, parents being from that country, born there etc) but then I do feel that to see some talented sportspeople at their best they need to be involved in a situation where their skills can be brought to their full potential. Imagine being the most talented rugby player of all time and your from fucking Venezuela, you’ve got no hope of even approaching an international tournament. But I certainly take your point, cunts in the tennis world (the shittest sport in existence for starters) hopping from country to country because they fancy it, same goes for athletics, is just pure dog shit. Some people would kill to stand on a pitch/rostrum/podium and hear THEIR anthem being played for them and their nation, whilst these cunts rock up and perform for the highest bidder.
    I know, I’m Welsh and had to watch Vinnie Jones not just play for us but captain the team. Jesus Wept.

  3. For me there are simple rules:

    You should be born in the country you represent (unless your family were holidaying/working etc in another country where you were born, but normally they would have been in the U.K.).

    You should ideally have some of the Countries indigenous blood running through your veins.

    You should speak the fucking language of the Country.

    If I was a professional Footballer good enough for representing my country at International level, I could possibly qualify to play for Jamaica through my Father but would I fuck. I was born here, My Mother is English and although I have been to Jamaica many times I would never play for them as England is what I know best and its where I grew up.

    What ah Bloodclaaat piece ah cunt.

  4. I think an immediate cunting is due for the troll cunt ‘Ricky’. Seriously fuck off you sad cunt with too much time on your hands. Talk about obsessed with getting on here, I am seriously tempted to buy the domain http://www.ricky-is-a-cunt.com and let him have the website for his cunty behaviour.

    • We’ve had a couple of troll cuntings :
      http://is-a-cunt.com/2013/06/trolls/
      http://is-a-cunt.com/2014/12/dave-internet-troll/ (Disabled Toilet!)

      Rickie aka Dickie Doubleday aka Trent is an annoying little subhuman cunt from Norfolk (normal for Norfolk) who bangs on about smoking, hijacking various blogs by being nice then turning nasty. We have outed him in the past : His name is Richard Doubleday and he lives at Acrefield, Church Road Upton Norwich NR13 6AJ with a wife called Barbara. Poor cow! He’s been involved in a couple of failed businesses and presumably this inadequacy has driven him round the twist?

      Despite being outed, he continues to stick two fingers up. He’s blocked on many sites including this one, mine, Counting Cats, Longrider, Grandad and several others. We have a little group of troll watchers off blog to make sure we share info about cunts like this so they stay blocked!

      • Just say the word and I’ll pay him a ‘friendly’ visit 🙂
        Old Boaby is Norfolk based, (about 15 miles away)
        I could even do a flyer drop around Wroxham naming & shaming him as a troll cunt lol

      • Tempting though it is, I couldn’t possibly condone or suggest threatening behaviour. That would be illegal and I could get in trouble with the fuzz…

      • If the red army get to Carrow Road next season (if Norwich aren’t relegated), we could easily pop round for a friendly chat, if you get my drift…

        Old Ricky has probably got a little knob…

    • I actually suggested he start his own blog. Even offered to help him set it up like I did for Flaxen. Presumably he won’t do it in case he gets trolled (sic)…

  5. Nice one black & white, like the idea of a being a cunt cup and seeing as I have been to Andorra a couple of times, would be proud to be their representative in the inaugural competition. Who is this Ricky Cunt.

    • Ricky is a twat who uses fake aliases etc to get on here and flood the website with weird anti smoking shit. A total cunt.

  7. I’d like to cunt the capitalisation of grief. We had to pop one of the moggies to the vet/ bank robber this week (cunt umbrella now up as I seem to recall a contributor cunting felines a day it so ago, guilty m’lud, ours shit on a bit of no man’s land behind our yard, not that it’s a decent excuse). It’s ’50/50′ they say, rubbing in the guilt even before you’ve surrendered the Visa card forever.
    That’s fine, says me, when you tell me the results we’ll make up our mind whether to cash in the Panamanian unit trusts, cunts.
    We’ve always had chavvy rescue moggies and you win some, you lose some but that’s part of the game.
    Next question- ‘do you have Petplan?.
    No fucking chance Shylock, they turn down more than they pay.
    This fucking insurance against death is becoming a gargantuan scam now, funeral plans being top of my list.
    I have to attend a family wedding this year, not my direct relative but the stupid little cunt is hitching to a fucking undertaker. I wan’t to find out if I can get clerical discounts or a twofer on a simultaneous marriage and death, in the same day.
    Hopefully the moggy will be fine, if not then it’s plan B and get a new one from a charity. Either way is fine – I’m not after sympathy chaps, just cunt these bastards who make a shed load of filthy cash from guilt and grief, cunts.

    • Good cunting,
      Vets are scum, as you say they always come out with the “it’s touch and go but we can operate” spiel before telling you it will be £1000+ knowing full well the British revere their pets like children.
      At which point the correct reply should be, “bury the fucking thing then”
      Because you know that once they have had that operation they will either die in a couple of months or require even more work 6 months down the line costing another £1000.

      I love animals, but no way would I ever pay the immoral amounts they demand.
      Cats and dogs will only ever last an absolute maximum of 25 years and most dont even get past 12 anyway.
      Why spend £1000+, death is inevitable.
      My Nan’s cat got to 18 and they took it to the vets, he said he could ‘put it to sleep’ for £60 and my Grandad told him to ‘fuck off’ and Sooty passed away in the shed a week or so later, they then buried him in the garden.

      • Cheers Boaby, spot on. I don’t necessarily blame the vets but they have unhealthily got into bed with the insurers over the past 10 years and this only ever results in higher costs.
        Add to that ‘real advances in vetinary medicine’ and the cash tills are ringing like a full Bob Major at a camponoligy conference. Scans, chemo, radio and fuck knows what therapies. It’s a semi-domesticated mouse and bird killer, not my fucking brother!
        You learn on the job with pets and I’ve learned to pull the plug sooner rather than later. It’s like dosing old folks up with pills and potions in old folks homes, it never makes them better or even live longer, it merely keeps them alive because we have the science to do it.

  8. Loads of cunts don’t represent where they’re from…

    Wayne Rooney – Bogtrotting (and Scouse) cunt…
    Michael Owen – Welsh dwarf cunt…
    Dirty Diego Costa – Brazilian cunt who plays for Spanish cunts…
    Almost all of Jack ‘Dirty Leeds Cunt’ Charlton’s Ireland team
    Andrei Kanchelskis – Ukranian cunt playing for Russian mafia cunts…

    • Greg Rusedski – Canadian cunt
      Graeme Hick – Zimbabwean (Rhodesian) cunt – played for England (was shit) – now coaching Australia – WTF

      There are loads more…

      • And there’s that Canadian cunt, Lennox Lewis, pretending to be British…

        Then there was that South African cunt, Zola Budd, who also wanted to be British… Funny though, how she ‘unintentionally’ decked that arrogant, whining Yankee cunt, Mary Decker, at the 84 LA Olympics… So Zola isn’t all bad…

        And although she ‘officially’ represents Russia (and I would still give her one), Maria Sharapova is virtually a token Yank….

  9. Brendan Foster genuinely appears to believe that Mo Farah is the best middle distance runner that Britain has ever produced; check it out, that’s what he keeps saying, whenever the money grabbing (he’s never eaten Quorn in his fucking life) cunt ever runs.

    He’s fucking Somalian and always will be – a flag of convenience – fuck off you cunt.

    He’s probably on PE drugs too…

  11. There’s a reason all those fucking African runners defect to other countries, especially the UK and it’s called British Athletics funding.
    Sucking at the teat of funding, the same reason most people in TV and media get on the BBC gravy train.
    Cunts

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