ummmmm what contribution? Is that the “darkies are underrepresented on TV contribution” or the “Bastardisation of British culture on TV contribution” or even the “Turn on and slag off all the white people who supported his lousy career when he was just the darkie who won new faces or whatever that awful show was he was in” or is it his contribution to “shagging other women behind his idiot leftie wife’s back for years and still convincing people he was a good bloke contribution” because it certainly can’t be his ads for that dreadful motel with “extra comfy beds” that always seem to be situated by the UK’s noisiest and most polluted roads contribution.
Oh but maybe it’s his contribution to that scamming shit Comic Relief who fund arms in Africa and child slave labour with the British public’s hard earned cash. After all he was the co founder along with that other cunt Richard Curtis (don’t get me started on that Cunt)
The award he is being given is in honour of Alan Clark that well known white leftie film director who worked for the BBC for years directing and promoting tripe such as Made in Britain, and who loved to rubbish our troops role in Northern Ireland.
Cunt’s awarding cunts for being cunts. I believe that deserves a major cunting.
Nominated by: Kath
I sort of approve of this cunting, minus the bit about the motel chain, I have had the opportunity to use those extra comfy beds on a few occasions for illicit meetings and found them to be very handy, except for their draconian check in laws, and the purple bed runner or what ever its called is a great prop when doing dave allan jokes.
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‘.their draconian check in laws………’
If your card goes pass the expiry date between booking and check-in you can’t pay with the new card you have to use the old card which has expired; go back to start, loop till death. “No probs.” says I “I’ll pay cash.” Jesus, H Christ inna basket! I now know how an international arms dealer, drug smuggling money launderer feels. Their mattresses are comfy though, but, just too large to get out of the window.
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My Mom, who’s 89 was watching one of those Travellodge adverts with that cunt Lenny Henry snoring his flicking head off. She said, I’d never stay in one of those places. I’d said why, what’s wrong with them. She replied well Lenny Henry might have slept in one of the beds. I almost pissed myself laughing, fucking brilliant. Rock on Mom.
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Well done your Mum 😀
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I just got meself all excited, after hearing on the radio news that Ken Livingston has been suspended. Sadly as it turned out not by the neck or genitals, but by the Labour party for anti-Semitic remarks. Or maybe getting the giggles during a screening of “Schindler’s List”..? Whatever, any way Ken Livingston is a cunt, but then everyone knows that already.
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How did this cunt crawl back into the public eye? His yearly outing on comic relief went unwatched at my house as I don’t find watching flyblown over-breeders whinging about drinking pissy ditchwater my idea of comedy. Though it’s funnier than Lenny I suppose.
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Amen to that one 😀
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Right… Those Scouse cunts….
So they have finally got their verdict (the one they wanted), but will there be closure?
Will there fuck… Now the compo claims start… Didn’t see that coming… This will never, ever end… They will make sure of that… It’s like a family business…
But what I want to know is why the arselicking, Scouseloving papers and TV fail to point out certain facts about these not so loveable vermin…
There’s plenty of evidence that Liverpool have consistently sought to capitalise on what Hillsborough brought them (just enough sympathy to wash away their Heysel disgrace for instance, allowing them their stunning attempt to present its own twentieth anniversary in 2005 as a joint Liverpool-Juventus commemoration – grief hijacking extraordinaire!)…
There was that Scouse cunt, John Aldridge at the replayed semi-final at Old Trafford a mere three weeks after Hillsborough… His disgraceful taunting of Forest’s Brian Laws following the latter’s own goal was unbecoming in any circumstances and fully deserved Tony Adams’ retribution – “That’s for Brian Laws, you cunt” – three weeks later when Arsenal stole the championship at Anfield…
Of course that came after the all-Merseyside cup final (just five weeks after Hillsborough) which, as though nothing had happened, was once again marked by images of numerous scousers scaling the stadium walls to gain entry and, with the fences removed, pitch invasions that they’d been put up to prevent…. Meanwhile, stewards on duty that day were called to a disturbance at one entrance ten minutes into the game where they were met by the sight of hordes of scousers attempting to storm their way in… Forget the earlier ridiculous calls for the season to be abandoned and Liverpool awarded the FA Cup in memoriam – some of the club’s fans had in mind a far more fitting way to honour the disaster’s victims…. Which begs the question: if the police did open the gate at the Leppings Lane End, why did they? Could it be that there were hordes of baying, ticketless scousers causing so much mayhem that the coppers were forced to open it? It is no secret that scousers were jumping the turnstiles at that end during that game,….
And of course there were the ever-present ‘Liverpool FC celebrate Munich 1958’ banners and the ‘Who’s that dying on the runway?’ song that these cunts sang for decades… Not forgetting, of course, the massacre of 39 Juventus supporters at Heysel… Don’t see too much of an outcry from Scousers about ‘Justice For The 39’, do we?
What I want to know is why did it take the deaths of 96 of their own for these scum to actually grow a conscience? Cunts…
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Excellent stuff Norman.
Make this tomorrow’s top feature Dioclese.
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Hes Gone on holiday ,…. I think?! Lucky bastard but then again holidays can sometimes be more of a hassle then a joy.
I guess it all depends where you go just be careful when traveling abroad. If you go to some woggy place where they hack off heads and hands off tourists for jewellery while you’re catching a nap, Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Personally I feel too introverted in a new country, I feel like this seal in a new country,… which probably sounds fucking mental but its true! https://media.giphy.com/media/12Tnr4TIGWNWw/giphy.gif
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Actually I’m going in the morning to the frozen northern Socialist Republic of Caledonia (Scotland to you)
And I have put this into the system as a priority. I try to do that with topical stuff if I can
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well i never
plod lies when it fucks up or it wants a dodgy conviction
on a par with bears shittin in the woods and popes bein catholic
MSM biggest cunts, harping on this, when there’s lots of other shit going on
CUNTSSSSS
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I must be a thick cunt because I so didn’t see suing the police coming after the unlawful killing verdict. Makes perfect sense now, doesn’t it. That verdict gives the thieving bastards the platform they needed to go after free money. So it’s been about money all along. How stupid have I been to think it was anything else.
Thank you Norman for putting together such a detailed and insightful account of these shameful events. I can barely put into words how much I loathe, despise and hate the scouse cunts. For their crimes in the Heysel stadium, that heinous shit bag of a club should have been banned from European competition forever. Justice for the 39!
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The Liverpool-Everton love-in is also sickening… A ’96’ plaque was unveiled at Goodison the other day…. Haven’t the Blue Scouse forgotten that it was those Red Scouse scum who cost Everton their first and only (and in 85/86 EFC had a good enough side to win it) crack at the European Cup, because of their murderous antics at Heysel?I It’s all typical Scousers together bullshit (see demise of ‘Our Cilla’, death of (any) ex-Beatles, mourning dead chickens etc)… At least United and City, Milan and Inter, Spurs and Arsenal, and Celtic and Rangers don’t pretend to like each other…
And if Man United get involved in this shite… Rumour is that ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ will be played at Old Trafford before the United vs Leicester game… I hope the rumours that they are playing the Scouse grief anthem before kick off are wrong, embarrassing for all if so … But we will get cunts who will say “But, but it’ll help heal the bad feeling between the clubs fans…” Yeah, at their fucking convenience, lijke everything else… Fuck them, the Scouse cunts…
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Unfunny bastard a even worse actor IMO, without his demented smile he wouldn’t get laughs, just saying. Heres unfunny lenny being a cunt https://youtu.be/0zmSn8tnJtA this piece might be the funniest thing he ever did(that isn’t saying much cause I only laughed once at the ammonia joke)
I remember when this first aired Prince’s goons complained and got it taken off for rerun circuit
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Recall the ageing fat bastard watching an early tape orf himself on some desperate talent show and crying (or was it me crying) – New Faces or some such – that had been found in the weirdly obsessive Bob Monkhouse’s shed. He was crap then too.
Granted traditionally black men like a big bit orf arse, but the thought orf him shagging former missis Dawn French – blimey.
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That old punter has had his day as a unfunny cunt I thought about bagging him for the pool but I think I’ll keep my 5 as is. “Granted traditionally black men like a big bit orf arse”
who doesn’t? they are also horrible liars and whoremongers
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Vicar of Dibley…laugh, I thought I’d never start! So bloody awful it made “Are you being served?” look like the bbc’s greatest ever comedy production
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It’s all very well ‘Sir’ Lenny taking the piss out Prince… But Prince had more talent in his big toe than Lenny Henry has in his entire anatomy… Also, for someone who is supposedly so for black artists, he didn’t half take the piss out of them… Henry’s ‘Thriller’ sketch was even more cringeworthy than the Prince one…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jfXzx1SHsY
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I DO THINK LENNY HENRY IS A cunt today but he had his funny moments in the past. if he’d kept his mouf shut when he stopped bein funny he’d have more respect
please excude the caps, but until the context editors allow you to invert the case ….
cunts
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“But Prince had more talent in his big toe than Lenny Henry has in his entire anatomy”
Yes thats true, absolutely but on the other hand I’m not that crazy bout Prince either. I think he made some great songs don’t get me wrong but he has too many sex songs and that whole hip hop crap. 75% of his catalogue is funk & sex songs I also don’t care for funk, funk is more or less a heavy version of disco but bass heavy and more african(afrocunt) of course.
Off the top of my head I probably only have 10 songs I really like, he never had alot of serious music it seems (IMO). I still haven’t seen any of his films yet and even though I hate most of his music he was talented. A actor, a director, self produced musician, could play a few different instruments very bright reminds me of Zappa in a way but not quite as intense. Lenny on the other hand absolute bellend and a unfunny cunthead.
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Prince was like McCartney… An undoubted talent, but a lot of his songs (Prince, post Lovesexy and Macca, post Band On The Run) were below standard… Also, without a good band (Prince and his Revolution, Macca and The Beatles) there was little quality control and musical discipline and nobody to say ‘no’ to either of them when it was needed….
I bet ‘Sir’ Lenny is plaeased about his award though… Who says race hustling doesn’t pay?….
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Excellent cunting Kath, and very true.
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This is probably a little predictable, but I’m nominating Ken Livingstone. It’s hard to think of a more offensive, repulsive, evil creature that inhabits British politics than that newt molesting tub of donkey semen Livingstone. Actually, it’s impossible. Even Galloway seems like a saint, which just shows how utterly unworthy of the gift of life Livingstone is. After losing the Mayoral election to Boris, Livingstone announced his retirement from politics. We should have known that would be a lie, because not long after Corbyn became party leader he gave his good mate a prominent shadow defence role. Considering Livingstone’s love of the IRA, utter hatred of the UK, especially the British armed forces, it’s quite insulting.
And over the past 48 hours, Livingstone has once again shown the world why he is unfit to do anything but clean the walls of a sewer. This time, he tried to defend Nazi Naz Shah after her own, despicable, anti-Semitic comments on social media. Livingstone even went as far as to make the bizarre claim that Hitler was a Zionist before the holocaust. No he wasn’t. It’s true that the Nazi’s were deporting Jews before they decided to commit mass murder. But Hitler never had any intention of helping Jews to create the nation they had dreamed of for so long. He wanted them out of Germany because he fucking despised them, and blamed them for all of Germany’s problems.
Today, we have numerous Labour MP’s criticising Corbyn for acting too slowly, and demanding that Shah and Livingstone be kicked out of the party. The reason that Corbyn acted so slowly, is because he thought they could just ride out the anger. He was wrong. As I said in a previous post, there has been a distinct rise in anti-Semitism since Corbyn became leader. I don’t know if Corbyn himself is an anti-Semite, but his reluctance to act against those who are, suggests that he does condone it. His reluctance is understandable in Livingstone’s case, because their close friendship goes back at least to the early 80’s, with McDonnell included in that.
They’re all cut from the same cloth. Anti British, Pro IRA, Pro Hamas/Hezbollah, Anti nuke, and certainly in Livingstone’s case, Anti Semitic. It says a lot about Corbyn’s Labour that instead of criticising Shah and Livingstone for their disgraceful comments, the Chief Whip instead chose to criticise Labour MP John Mann, for daring to confront Livingstone over his views. Mann has been consistent in confronting Livingstone over his anti Jewish views (which kind of makes me wonder why’s he a Labour MP). The same cannot be said of the MP’s now criticising Corbyn for not acting quickly enough. They’ve all been very quiet during Livingstone’s past excursions into the realms of Jew hating, such as when he compared a Jewish journalist to a Nazi concentration camp guard. So are why are they getting noisy now? Surely it’s nothing to do with the local elections next Thursday?
Anyway, back to Livingstone. He should be kicked out of the Labour party once and for all. He’s a smug, arrogant, nasal voiced little cunt, with a perpetual smirk on his face, who is evil to the core. Give it a couple of months, and Livingstone will be back in the fold. All sins forgiven as far Corbyn’s Labour is concerned. Whether he makes an apology is questionable. I doubt that he will. He’s always refused to apologise for disgraceful comments in the past, so I think we can assume that none will be forthcoming for his latest scandal. It would be pretty pointless anyway, because we all know that, like Livingstone himself, it would be meaningless.
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The Labour party can’t be “anti Semitic” because the definition of the phrase is hatred of people who speak the Semitic languages. These are Hebrew and ARABIC and Corbyn likes those doesn’t he? while the Blairites have “Israeli sympathies”.
Its no wonder that politics and religion always end up in such a cluster fuck together, they both rely on blind faith from the followers and bullshit from the leaders.
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