“Oh fuck! She’s tickling my balls…”
The gist of this “satirical” piece was that the issues surrounding the Referendum are so complicated (bless) that we should make our decision based on who is supporting each side. So because twats like Farage and Johnson support Leave, we should all vote Remain.
Unfortunately for this unfunny spunk-bubble, this idea cuts both ways. Blair, Cumberbatch and Bonio all support Remain so all non-cunts should vote Leave.
I know the definition of “racism” has been stretched beyond breaking point in the last couple of decades but I simply cannot see how one can be “racist” against a bureaucracy.
Yanis Varoufakis (the Commie economist who was briefly finance minister of Greece last year) absolutely skewered the EU in his latest book. Varoufakis destroyed the EU cuntocrats for their arrogance, their corruption and, above all, for their incompetence. Hard to see Varoufakis as a racist Little Englander!
Personally, I think the UK should stay in the EU but treat the rules in exactly the same way as the French and Germans do ie: ignore them if you don’t like them. If you don’t like an EU rule, don’t get your knickers in a fucking twist, ignore the fucker. And if the EU fines you, don’t pay the fucking fine.
Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt
John O`Farrell is a nasty evil cunt who would suck any lefty`s arsehole to get attention!Sucha self righteous smug cunt to boot as well!
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IRA terrorism supporting Farrell….
Cunt
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O’Fuckwit has just reminded why I don’t read the Gruaniad, it’s a steaming pile of smug, self-righteous, overbearing, patronising shite! Vote for people we trust? Who the fuck is dumb enough to trust Cameron? And as for those duplicitous pricks, May and Javid, they should NEVER be trusted again. Some Eurosceptics they turned out to be. Lying cunts. The less said about Blair and Brown the better. And as for Corbyn…just…FUCK OFF!!!. Oh, and John, I’m not confused about Brexit. That’s because I have quite a high IQ, like most other normal people. We know exactly what’s going on, and we’re mature enough to decide for ourselves. So, if you can’t shove your twisted opinions up your arse, I’ll be happy to shove them up your arse for you.
All O’Fuckwit has done here, is try to character assassinate the lead players of the Out campaign. Being a far lefty, he completely fails to understand that this tactic usually results either in an increase in the target’s popularity, or no change. There is rarely, if ever, a drop. He’s resorted to the typically Lefty, and Cameron tactic of throwing out insults and innuendo, because he has no facts or logic with which to fight. It’s pathetic and childish. And I really resent the assumption that the British people are too thick to understand Brexit, or what it entails, without having patronising cunts like O’Fuckwit giving their own, biased, explanation.
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Typical elitist sneering cunt. I felt dirty just visiting the poxy site to read his bollocks.
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With my righteous anger toward our dipshit political class, I almost forgot to nominate my intended target. Grayson Perry.
Yes, that’s right. The far left ‘artist’, who likes to dress up in ridiculous female type clothing, because he apparently thinks it’s as far away from masculinity as it’s possible to get. No, I don’t understand it either. Then again, I’ve found that it’s often impossible to find any logic in the actions, thoughts, and comments of those on the far left.
I’m nominating Perry, because a couple of days ago, he criticised Bear Grylls as a bad role model for young men and boys. Even calling him a “hangover”. Apparently, Bear doesn’t teach our male youth to be open with their emotions, or to explore femininity. According to Grayson, and this is not a direct quote, Grylls is all about teaching men…to be men. Yep, Perry has taken issue with Bear Grylls, because he’s macho and encourages males to do what males have done for several thousand years.
It turns out that Perry has a three part TV series on Channel 4coming out soon. Now this is a direct quote;
‘The show is about what it means to be a man, and major issues like 90 per cent of crime is done by men, that men tend to dominate business and men commit suicide six times more than women.
Asked why he thought those problems existed, he said: ‘Because millennia of conditioning has brought men and boys up and taught them certain behaviours that aren’t helpful any more, such as suppressing your emotions, status-seeking, answering problems with anger and violence.’
This is someone who dresses in clothing so ridiculous, that NO self respecting woman would EVER wear. Not even in private. This is someone who, in his own words, once dressed as Little Bo Peep, “because of a yearning for femininity”. Now I have no problem with him doing that. If he wants to dress and look like a complete TWAT, that’s his business. But what the fuck does someone who probably spent his childhood summers running around in his mother’s knickers know about being a man? He’s spent most of his life running away from being a man. And to be fair, he’s actually succeeded.
Bear Grylls is an ocean going bell end. But I would rather have him as a role model than some limp wristed, patronising, cross dressing, tasteless, unhinged gimp, who wants to emasculate those of us who actually are men. I’m not saying that we should be encouraging each other to act like cavemen. That’s what those violent cretins who attach themselves to football clubs, and give real fans a bad name do. But for Christ’s sake, we live in an age where dipshit feminist led advertising agencies think it’s acceptable to produce adverts that portray all men as morons. We don’t need an emasculated foreskin like Perry sticking his fucking oar in too. Leave us the fuck alone.
He can wear as many ridiculous dresses, and as much crappy make up, and be as camp and effeminate as he wants. However, he has NO fucking right to slag of a man who prats about in the woods, being macho and doing what men have done for millennia.
FUCK OFF Perry, you cunt!
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Bear Grylis also likes drinking piss also the fact that he isn’t out surviving like his show tells you he is. He always has a gourmet meal on stand by complete with a escort bed warmer, hardly the survivalist he says he is bloody fraudlent fuckface.
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That’s a fair comment, and I’m not going to argue with it. I should have mentioned his Holiday Inn habit in my cunting. I was more focussed on the target, Perry, though.
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Channel four should also be cunted by proxy for being a continuous platform for all this kind of shit. Widow Twankey can take his opinions, his piss poor attempts at art and his wardrobe that even Camilla Batmanpigfucker wouldn’t wear and shove them all up his worn out arsehole.
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Grayson Perry looks a right cunt, If he wants to be a girl then fine be a girl but don’t fucking try and influence others. What a cunt.
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Well cunted QDM. Grayson Perry gets right on my hairy, masculine tits.
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I would like to nominate Double Standards for a cunting on this esteemed website.
I don’t know about anyone else but I am heartily sick of this current row about anti-Semitism in the Labour Party. Let the record show that I simply DON’T GIVE A FUCK about Israel/Palestine. Those cunts have been at each other’s throats for fucking years and probably will be for years to come. This conflict has zero relevance to British politics and we should simply mind our own fucking business. In fact, this applies to the whole damn Middle East.
The idea that Israel is uniquely wicked and the source of all the problems in the Middle East is complete and utter bollocks. If all the Jewish Israelis decided to move to New York (as the delightfully racist Nazi Shah suggested) and hand over Israel to the kleptocratic cunts of the Palestinian Authority and the religious faggots of Hamas, the result would not be peace in our time. They would not even take the time out for a celebratory piss-up ‘cos their imaginary friend doesn’t approve of booze (along with pork, women’s hair, clitorises, music and fun in general). They would be at each other’s throats before the last planeload of Jewish people had left Israeli airspace. The wankers in the Middle East don’t seem to be able to get on with anyone – Saudis hate Iranians, Turks hate Kurds, cunts hate twats, etc-fucking-etc. Everyone (the Yanks, the UN, us) should keep their noses out of the Middle East and just let them have the giant race/sectarian war they are clearly itching to have.
In the past twenty or so years, the Labour Party and the BBC-Guardianazi wankstains who run the UK media have fully embraced identity politics. Everything now is “phobia” this and “ism” that. Forgive me but what happened to individual rights and responsibilities – the very cornerstone of English common law. I firmly believe (and I think this is the philosophy of this splendid website) that you are a cunt because of what you DO not because of what you ARE.
Curiously, Jewish people and Israel appear to have been excluded from the protection that identity politics affords to every other minority group:
– When an Islamist prick blows the place up quoting chapter and verse from the Koran, the media falls over itself saying that Muslims are not to blame and that the events have nothing to do with Islam. When the IDF goes psycho or does something cuntish, somehow all Jews are to blame;
– Some black Americans play the victim about slavery (ended 150 years ago) and some Muslims whine about the Crusades (700-900 years ago) as if these events somehow justify cuntishness today. Jewish people who mention Auschwitz – still (just) in living memory – are accused of playing the Holocaust card;
– Turkey illegally occupies northern Cyprus, China swallows Tibet – silence. Israel occupies the West Bank and (used to) occupy Gaza – frenzied media BS;
– Islamist maniacs fire rockets from hospitals, kindergartens and residential areas in a deliberate attempt to kill civilians – no problem. IDF fires back – bedlam.
– Almost all countries have borders that have been forged by violence. Israel’s violent birth is the subject of wanky BBC documentaries about whether it has the “right” to exist. If Israel should return land to the Palestinians then the Arabs should return Egypt to the Copts and the Turks should bugger off back to central Asia and let that Greek priest finish his mass from 1453;
– Holocaust denial has returned to the sewer from whence it came but Holocaust inversion is all the rage;
– People who know fuck all about anything are experts in Zionism. Zionism has always been a controversial idea amongst Jews but at its heart is the idea that Jewish people are entitled to their own nation-state. Why is anti-Zionism so great then? Because most people don’t know what Zionism is and use the word in the same way Rick from The Young Ones called everything he disliked “Fascist.” The figleaf of anti-Zionism is just as racist as old-fashioned anti-Semitism. Why are the Jewish people the only national group who should be denied their own nation-state? If I said the Peruvians, the Congolese or the Burmese should be denied their own state, I would be dismissed as a loon. Why not Israelis?
– Refugees in camps on the border of Israel are the BBC-Guardianazis’ favourite victims. Israel is castigated for ethnically-cleansing its land in 1948. But somehow it is forgotten that an equal number of Jewish people were expelled from Arab countries at the same time. These Jewish communities had existed for centuries before Mo was looking for dates at the Mecca kindergarten. Israel absorbed the Jewish refugees; Arab countries preferred to leave their “brothers” to rot as political pawns.
Again, let me just say I have no love for Israel. The current Israeli government is particularly cuntish and is led by a man who could start an argument in an empty room. Israel has behaved foolishly in not pulling out of the West Bank when it left Gaza in 2005 and does seem to be held hostage to its own religious maniacs and far right buffoons. It’s the double standards I hate. Israel is a (flawed) democracy, Arab citizens have equal rights and one Arab chap sits on Israel’s Supreme Court whilst another is deputy chief of the Israeli police force. Name a single Arab country that has the same rights for Jews. In fact, name a single Arab country that has the same rights for Arabs as Israel.
And no, I am not Jewish, I don’t have a rabbi-fixation and I am not a tool of the Zionist World Conspiracy. All pointless anti-Semites reading this, please FUCK OFF in advance; I gave up looking at your illiterate, conspiracy-theory-laden, pro-Muslim ravings months ago. Enjoy the Jihad against punctuation.
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Well said Cunts Mate Cunt.
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Spectacularly well said sir. If I owned a cap, I would doff it…
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I’ll lend you one of mine. I want it back clean though, no fucking sweat marks. 🙂
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A cunting of pure logic and reason. Sign me up.
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would that be a yamulka?
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Excellent cunting there mate. It’s the hypocrisy of those dopey left wing twats that annoys me. It’s like this:
0A knife wielding Palestinian rag head stabs an Israeli citizen to death in Tel Aviv, and the Israeli police shoot the rag head dead in response. To those of us with a high functioning intelligence, the Israeli police did the only thing they could, in order to save other innocent civilians from being murdered. To the lefty arseholes, the Israeli police are evil, blood thirsty monsters for arbitrarily killing the knife wielding Palestinian rag head. However the Palestinian rag head’s murder of an innocent Israeli citizen, who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, was an act of self defence, caused by Hezbollah kicking his family out of their home, so that they can launch rocket attacks at Israeli civilian targets.
And it’s not always Jews who get caught up in Lefty double standards. the 11th July this year will mark the 21st anniversary of the Srebrenica Massacre, where over 8,000 Bosniaks (muslims) were murdered by Bosnian troops. There will be much wailing and hand wringing by the Left, and cries of “We must never forget this evil”.
Contrast that with the fact the 24th of April 2016 happened to be the 101st anniversary of the start of the Armenian genocide, a truly horrendous period in history, which saw over 1.5 MILLION non-Muslim Armenians murdered in the most barbaric way, by forces from the Muslim Ottoman Empire. I didn’t hear any handwringing from the left on that day. No soul searching, or expressions of horror from the likes of Nazi Shah, Livingstone or Galloway. Why? Because the victims were Christian, and the perpetrators were Muslim. To this day, Turkey not only lacks the courage to admit that their ancestors were guilty of one of the worst crimes against humanity in history, but they actually have the nerve to get angry whenever the subject is even mentioned. I’ve always said that Muslims are inherently cowardly.
And even if the left had recognised that day, you can guarantee that there would not have been the righteous anger that these lefty fucksticks level at EVERY Jew on the planet every time an ‘innocent’ Palestinian dies. They would have gone out of their way to point out that not every Muslim is an irrational, hate filled, violently intolerant, murderous, religious fanatic. And urged to forgive, and to move on.
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