Galloway is beyond the cuntisphere’
If that slimy bag of rotten dog shit gets to be London mayor, then there is no hope left for humanity. I hope his opulent lifestyle catches up with the cunt and the ambulance is twenty minutes late.
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
George Galloway… The human equivalent of a freshly despatched, reeking, fly covered, steaming turd….
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Time to cunt the Grim Reaper, surely?
Bowie, Prince, Victoria Wood dead.
Bono, Morrissey, Elton John alive.
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“Time to cunt the Grim Reaper, surely?
Prince…” Prine? surely not Fred
Who says he’s dead, he’s obviously just playing a few tricks on us obviously a hoax fred come on use your head. https://youtu.be/XbjFy1R7U-g
Also I wouldn’t want to cunt to the grim reaper, touch of death at any given time doesn’t sound like fun.
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I just saw the hilarious spelling mistake… Prine Hahaha lol
By the way speaking of death my cat is dying or really sick been acting strange not eating much. Any advice from fellow cunters any advice at all would be appreciated I really don’t care if its bollocks or not.
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You can have it freeze dried in any pose you want, then move it round the house and it makes a really inexpensive pet!
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Interesting freeze it you say? just pop her in a freezer? I was thinking about administering it some hash oil maybe she would eat again or at least be able to get high as a kite. She’s just laying there anyway see no harm me self.
How bout you Sir Stoke, you obviously have no veterinarian experience but lets say you did. What drugs would you give to a 14 yr old cat theoretically speaking of course?
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Prince….the artist formerly known as not being dead.
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Prince is not dead, he is living with Elvis, Robert Maxwell, Screaming Lord Sutch and Osama Bin Laden in the Moon….According to David Icke
Whilst I am at it:
NOMINATION
The Media, for the way they spend 14 hours running the strap-line “breaking news” when some cunt in the media spotlight has died, the way they wheel out all those cunts who have not been on TV for 15 years to feign sadness and sorrow, the way they report Tweets from Twitter as epitaphs.
I kid you not, I saw some Sky News in the Pub last night, from 7pm-8pm, the whole hour was arse-licking and mourning for fucking Prince’s Death with the headline “breaking news” and the same clips, tweets and VT’s recycled over and over again.
I turn on the TV this morning, flick on to Sky news to be greeted with the same “breaking news” headline and same fucking bullshit.
Prince was a cunt and now he’s a dead cunt.
But instead of reporting news they tear the arse out of this story for over 16 hours. FUCK OFF.
God help us when the Queen finally dies, I think the BBC will just put up a testcard with a picture of the Queen and the National Anthem for 6 months solid on BBC1, BBC2, BBC4, BBC News & the Red Button.
So Prince is dead, fine report it now fucking move-on you grief jacking, lazy fucking sad excuse for journalist cunts!
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@Titslapper, If you haven’t already give the Cat some Catnip should liven Him/Her up a bit. Lost two Cats myself (both ran over) fucking heartbreaking and sad. Amazing how you become so attached to your pets. Don’t give the Cat Hash Oil, poor thing would probably overdose.
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If you can get your hands on some Mirtazapine that might be useful – honest. I was put on this stuff a couple of years back and it’s used to combat anorexic moggies off-label by vets. On the other hand it might be quite a feat to persuade your GP to hand over said prescription, it gives you serious munchies.
Sorry to hear puss is poorly, thought ours was a goner last week but it was just a mouth ulcer and the fat Furball is back to cadging off the neighbours again.
Catnip is a good idea, the feline equivalent of an acid trip.
14 is a ripe old age indeed.
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I have tried catnip repeatedly she isn’t eating(well barely) isn’t walking even. She definitely doesn’t have long my guess anywhere from a few days to a week perhaps.
I want to bring her to a veterinarian but could only get one for monday. Aside from the fact veterinarians are usually useless and charge a shiteload even for a simple checkup. She isn’t suffering I know that but she isn’t herself not even meowing or begging for food.
I mean 14 human yrs is like 72 yrs old in equivalent to cat years, so she lived a decent life. The oldest recorded cat is 38 yrs which is like 140 cat years fucking amazing actually. Yesterday she hid under the couch and cats like to be by themselves when close to death. Pot is not lethal in cats but they could have a bad experience .
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Is galloway actually moslem ? or just a voice bag for moslems btw was the site down today (yesterdayish) I tryed a few times and it was wonky (out of order for a few hours)
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The site WAS down yesterday, I couldn’t get on it at all.
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Wow! Somebody noticed…
Apparently a problem to do with the server running php scripts after another site did a dodgy update.
Back up now but the RSS feeds still aren’t working.
Thanks required to The Eye for sorting it out!
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Site was down yesterday, I went a bit ‘cold turkey’ without my fix of cuntishness. Anymore is-a-cunt ‘website down’ in the future and I will have no option but to write a cunting for is-a-cunt for depriving the many addicted cunters of there fix of cuntishness. On that thought I hope and I am sure many others do that the highly professional cunters who run this site live forever as there is an endless amount of Cunts to cunt. Reality is no human cunt lives forever, so what happens when the Cunters who run this site are gone? Sad an all that, but where the fuck will we be with no is-a-cunt.com? Is there a cuntinuation (see what I did there) plan? Sorry to be a cunt and talk about death and all but we need the website to run until the end of time. I mean imagine some greedy cunt took it over and put adverts all over it. What a piece of cunt that would be.
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“Wow! Somebody noticed…” @ well at least I’m not cunting the website for the problem(like lord Benny) thanks to the eye for sorting it out though cheers
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I thought the site had been knobbled by the establishment because they didn’t want any anti-queen comments on her birthday.
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Glad to see it back online, I thought I was going to have to resort to actually cunting people in person. Oh yeah, I forgot, I was in work and there was plenty of opportunities to issue a personal cunting. Which I did, the cunts.
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When Elsan Bog dies we’ll have the test card with “A” Queen on it up for christ knows how long…
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Almost certainly Muslim. Along with that other Muslim candidate Sadiq Khan, Islamism is coming to the UK very fast 🙁
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Gallbladder is just a douchebag…
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NOMINATION:
Naga Munchetty
I fucking despise this cunt with an utter vengeance, her fucking voice, her big ears, her lesbian haircut and her forced banter with the weathermen.
Fuck she thinks she is some kind of super journalist, when in reality, she is just a cunt.
She is only employed by the BBC for 3 reasons:
1. She is a cheap cunt
2. She is a coon
3. She looks like a prepubescent boy
Reason 3 being why the BBC love her so much, she would have been Savile bait 20 years ago!
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I have to disagree, I would definitely munch on Munchettys flaps, probably stick my tongue up her ass as well. I think she dresses a bit shit but I am willing to overlook that and the fact her flaps may or may not have whiff of curry. I have not had an Indian woman before and have wondered if the curry they eat seeps out around the pussy area, go on a tube in east London and the curry definitely seeps out from their armpits, fucking stinks. Balti tonight, extra Chilli.
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These flaps with a wiff of curry.
Is that a starter or main?
Ace cunting B+W
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Definitely the starter.
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Judging by the piccies, she could hand out a bloody good judicial caning!! The ornamental pond chez Hubbard Hall has a “Brights of Nettlebed” reproduction ducking stool to handle any misbehaviour from the local wenches…
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good call boaby. Her bright and cheerful disposition first thing in the morning is reason enough to administer a terminal cunting, that and all your other points.
Naga Munchkin is a CUNT!
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I remember last year the BBC were advertising for a wheelchair user for doing the weather on TV. No qualifications or experience in forecasting or presenting, just need to be a raspberry. Equal opportunities for fuck’s sake. What happened to best person for the job, in spite of the wheelchair, not because of it. As Peter Cook once said “there’s a load of cunts at the BBC….”
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