Doping

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Have been aroind the gee gees most orf me life and the Sport orf Kings would not run without a spot orf enhancement. Trick is not to bung too many syringes in its arse so the fucker gets to the finish line pronto but does not drop doin dead midway. An embarrassment. Horses for courses you might say.

Back in the ’60s we tried all sorts, the traditional arsenic through to the weird and wonderful. What ever the Keefs were orn, Moon and Richard, up the old horses arse it went. Recall one oiting at Cheltenham where two rival firms and the jockey had illegal bets orn and doped accordingly. They independently introduced uppers, doiners and Christ knows what into the nag. Literally by race day did not know whether it was coming or going so three fences in it lathered up and died. All bets void. Bugger.

Big shock horror now it’s going orn in British professional sport. Who’d have guessed? Allegations left right and centre. Dodgy quacks dealing oit the stuff and dodgy physios injecting. Arsenal, Man U ect all denials pledging to look into it, BMA, HMG orn the case. Can quote some chapter and verse on this because have a cousin who was team quack for one orf the alpine nations. Walked aroind with a suicide belt stuffed with syringes and potions. On call night and day.

Shit (to use the delightful West Coast term) hit the fan when the Berlin Wall came doine. Suddenly loads orf ex Ruski/Nazi dodgy sports quacks were released from commie land to embrace the capitalist world and go into private practice.

Chemical enhancement is, has been and ever will be, part orf the great sporting experience. Get used to it cunts. Think orf the legion orf new sponsorship opportunities. Wayne Rooney sponsored by Regaine and Minoxidil, Maria Sharapova sponsored by KGB Chemical Industries and a few firms like Chelsea Headhunters and Millwall Bushwackers sponsored by the Sinoloa Cartel (look it up) and Roche Pharma. Chemically enhanced supporters as well? Sir Limply’s Sporting Highs? A commercial opportunity. There’s a thought.

Happy days.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

15 thoughts on “Doping”

  1. Thanks Sir Stoke you threw me off my breakfast with that pic of that steroid taking cunt literally speaking too. If there ever was a photo to prove why women look horrible when masculine that would be it.

    Just look how the fanny pops out like that disgusting! it would look like a cock through pants and that’s not a camel toe that’s the whole fucking foot Hahahaha. I agree with your cunting though, sports have always had enhancements whether it was hidden or in plainview.
    There should be 2 different leagues or something I dunno it doesn’t matter really. Sports were invented to keep your mind off politics works quite well too, don’t you think?

    • Threw up your brekkie Tits? You have made an old cunt very happy. In me defence I did pop a bye-line under the photo to alleviate any embarrassment experienced by younger cunters. Alas dear Dioclese omitted it viz:

      “It can lift 200kg with its snatch”

    • As me old Dad would have cautioned:

      “Chuck yer cap at it lad and run.”

      I hope to fuck that’s photoshop’d, because if not: no! no! no!….. in every way no.

      Cunt! Or is it?

      • It comes from a site dedicated to the appreciation orf the strong lady. Very popular in Japan I understand and with certain Conservatives still mourning Mrs.T (or is it Mr.T?) A perversion beyond the call orf for me tastes.

  2. I’d like to cunt Tory MP John Whittingdale.

    Culture Secretary, member of the Conservative Cornerstone Group (a group of traditional conservatives with the motto “Faith, Flag and Family”), the man who regularly votes against efforts to liberalise laws relating to sexual behaviour and prostitution, and the man who famously lectured Max Mosley on sexual morality following the latter’s entrapment by the News of the World.

    Yes – that John Whittingdale is also THIS John Whittingdale:

    https://www.byline.com/project/48/article/966

    A man with a penchant for prostitutes and dominatrixes who he invites to the House of Commons, takes abroad as his “plus one” on DCMS jollies (and then fails to disclose the hospitality in the Register of Members Interests), and knows the rightwing press won’t expose him because he can help them emasculate both the BBC and the Leveson reforms. Not only that but his half-brother is a convicted nonce too.

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/548566/Half-brother-of-Tory-MP-John-Whittingdale-jailed-for-historic-abuse

    The hypocrisy of this bloated cunt (and indeed all of those editors who bleat about how Leveson would “stifle the free press”!) is quite stupendous. That any Cabinet member can be authoritatively regarded as “as asset of the Daily Mail” should be immediate grounds for resignation – especially when there’s a hint of blackmail about the whole sordid business: “we’ll keep your secrets if you do our bidding”.

  3. All the young lads these days are off the old recreational drugs and on to the muscle building and cock shrinking substances. The local needle exchange has many more roiders than smackheads as clients. It’s not even to attract the ladies but to impress each other. Dull cunts.

  4. That picture takes the fucking biscuit. And probably swallows it whole.

  5. I’m not sure if that is a penis trying to turn into a vagina, or a vagina trying to turn into a penis ?

  6. Clenbuterol, (pills to burn fat) & Erythropoietin (Intravenous red blood cell producer) the drug of choice for pro-road cyclists and even Posh Spice necks Clenbuterol to keep her emaciated and skeletal.

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