Richard Keys

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Richard Keys is a cunt…

Old hairy hands, and ex-Sky Sports presenter Keys is so full of shit… Here are his views on that dour cunt, Andy Murray: ‘Fantastic achievement by Andy Murray – whatever happens in the final… This guy has to be our greatest ever sportsman….’

Greatest ever British sportsman? Ever heard of Roger Bannister, Bobby Moore, Ian Botham, Bobby Charlton, Fred Perry, George Best, Lester Piggott, Jacky Stewart. Tom Finney etc?

Fuck off, Keys, you gobshite arselicking cunt…..

Nominated by: Norman

18 thoughts on “Richard Keys”

  1. I nominate Barack Obama. Apparently America’s most useless president in history is to stop off in the UK to tell everyone to vote to stay in the EU. Apart from having no business in doing so, what the fuck does this fucking black cunt know about Europe?
    answer, fuck all. How would he think his people would react to that cunt Cameron going over there and telling everyone how to vote ? not very well i suspect. So fuck right off Obummer, we don’t want you here.

    • Everyone (well, almost everyone) was doing cartwheels about Obama being the first ever black US president… But a bit like Thatcher being the one (and only) woman UK Prime Minister, because Obama has (as you say) been fucking useless, there will not be another one…

      • He does seem to be in incredible non-event as President. But, he’s a Democrat, so lefties will automatically worship him.

      • No longer the case. We now have Thatchers rotten corpse ready to fuck us over as that ugly barren bitch Theresa May,ready to take over from that smooth faced cunt Camoron.Worse still, Angela Eagle , Alan Bennett’s kooky likely ready to stab Jeremy Corbyn in the back. Fuckin Blairite cunt.

  2. Has to be said…again…for the umpteenth time.

    Chris Evans.
    What a cunning stunt, getting Matt Le Plonk (diddle iddle iddle ee, with his little twonk), to drive round the Cenotaph for Top Gear. Obviously zero thought processes going on here. Sack the little runt, and pull the plug on this tired heap of shite. Just fuck off and die, please.

    • Surely it’s time to slam both Top Gear formats into the armco.
      Jeremy “what d’you mean there’s no hot food I’m gonna punch some poor cunt” Clarkson, Blue Peter presenter candidate Hammond and Catweasle lookey likey posh nob May are well over due to be trailered to the scrapyard.
      Each series pretty much the same as the previous. Rich cunts driving some cool cars in great locations, having a jolly up on my tv license fee.
      Whether this forced Amazon defection is a success or not, I’m sure the audience is likely to be more foreign than domestic. Amazon fire stick! Fuck off.
      Not sure the Beeb’s revamp will rock the viewing figures either. Ginger cunt Evans and his school boy humour is a sure fire reason to reach for the remote.

      • I’m tempted to suggest that the whole “Fracas” thing might have been staged so that Clarkson could blow out the BBC and defect to Amazon for a fatter paycheck. Or is that a bit “Spivey”?

      • Conspiracy???????
        If it does all go tits up for Clarkson I’m sure he can fuck off back to Yorkshire and do some sewing with his mummy.
        Or maybe just have bitty…

      • Richard Keys is the result of a failed secret Porton Down eugenics experiment.
        Part of the irritating little cunt/sasquatch breeding programme.

      • Today the government have unveiled their ” Help to save” inniciative for low income families.
        Can’t these thick Downing St cunts see the clue in front of their faces.
        “Low income” There isn’t any spare cash to be saved
        Just getting by on a day to day basis is a reality for your average Joe.

      • Clarkson’s mum kicked the bucket not long before the “Fracas” (stupid word).

      • I thought it was a cunning plan by the ‘3 Cunting Stooges’ myself? Hopefully they’ll all have a race in a 300mph drag car& crash? No more shitty Top Gear then. Perfect as I got sick of them & the tedious public schooled twat Clarkson thinking he’s king of the BBC.Cunt.

      • To “get sick” of something means going out of the way to watch it in the first place.
        Just saying…

  4. Andy Murray greatest ever British sportsman? Fuck off, the England Womens football team are better sportsmen than that fucking shit faced, rat weasel.
    And his Mum is a cunt too, fucking slag

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