Hugh Jackman

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Hugh Jackman is almost certainly a cunt. Although I haven’t had personal dealings with him, nor had a film ruined by his on-screen presence*, my mate Tino once saw him in an airport and he was doing the following (Hugh Jackman, not Tino):

– wearing sunglasses (not only was he obviously indoors as he was in an airport, but the incident took place at night)
– swearing on the phone in front of children as he issued demands to show how massively consequential he is
– playing billy big bollocks by having removed himself from the wealthy bastard lounge to make the afore-mentioned phone call in front of the economy class and homeless loiterers
– being Australian (possibly this isn’t his fault as he was born an Aussie but for fuck’s sake, he’s an actor! He could pretend to be Canadian or Danish surely?)

This is what Tino had to say about him:
“He wears sunglasses indoors, Sxxxxl. At night. At fucking night time. For the fucking sake of fuck. Who does that? At fucking night. What a massive bellend.
And he swears loudly in the company of children. Fucking twat.
We can’t disagree on this. I am definitely right on this issue.
He is a cunting cunt.”

* just had a look on imdb and I have seen him in two films, The Prestige, which was passable, and Australia which was a horrific pile of inner bum lining, and thus further proof that Tino was right and Hugh Jackman is a behemothic cunt.

Nominated by: Galted Asas

11 thoughts on “Hugh Jackman”

  1. A bloke I know is a senior editor at a large local production house. He tells me Hugh Jackman is the worst example of an actor he has ever had the displeasure to work with. He constantly orders assistants around. Both his own and those of others. He treats hospitality staff like they’re the lower bloody orders and barks directions at the director. I’m not so fussed on silly, bloody Shane Warne either. Gigantic bucket of toss!

    • Barks directions at the Director? Wish he’d had the chance to try that one with Kubrick. Or Sam Peckinpah, who would probably have shot him…..

  2. The Prestige was fucking shite and not fucking passable you cunt, I can’t watch any film with him in it.

  4. my neighbour is a cunt! their cat died last year and I can only assume they have a new one, the reason I know is the ignorant twat dosnt use his bin cupboard like every one else.
    No they put flimsy plastic bags of rubbish and cat litter next to their door for the fox to savage and drag through the hedge and distribute all over my path!
    I have a nice sealed bin full of individualy wrapped dog turds that I will unwrap and decant on his path if he hasnt cleaned his shit up from our hedge and path by the time I get home.

    • I could eat my dinner of the path and the hedge looks natural, maybe my neighbour is a forum member and knew that the dog shit bin was a muti use medium, (to contain and store for redistribution to needy causes)

  5. Meh I can take him or leave him although he sounds like he behaved like a cunt at the airport.

  6. Seems to me that this cunt needs a good fucking smack in the gob. If I was on his set and he spoke to me like a piece of shit I’d chin the cunt and fuck the consequences.

  7. Mick Hucknall provided me with LOL’s this weekend as I was perusing the ‘celeb’ photos on some shit news blog.
    What the fuck has that stupid cunt done to his face? how I laughed, the twat looks like a bizarre cross between Mickey Rooney, that poor cunt from that film with Cher about Lionitis or whatever it was, Deirdre Barlow, Chucky and a Cabbage Patch doll.

    Fucking hilarious. Hucknall you cunt, you should do modeling work for Donald ‘duck’ Trump, your face looks like a Hyaena’s arsehole you fucking ginger prick.
    I bet no woman in their right mind would let you slip ’em a crippler you daft fucking moron. LOLLLLLLL

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