I would like to cunt actors.
More to the point, the ones that truly think they are the characters they play.
Examples are the Cunt that is Hugh Bonneville, thinking he is an Earl, another is the russian bint honestly thinking she is the queen, Fat Cunt Cordon being the fat cunt he was on Gavin and Stacey, Most ex Bonds actors truly thinking they now are James Bond, Ross Kemp and Danny Dyer both being a bigger cunts than they orginally played on TV but of the same persona.
The list can go on, but they all and up as one. A total bunch of cunts.
Nominated by: King Cunt
Let’s have Cumbercunt at the top of the list here, for being a complete arsehole of a priveleged molly coddled dorm fagging twat.
Instead of being in character he uses every stage opportunity to harangue his paying bunch of fawning worshippers on subjects he thinks are fashionable and will get him twatted on social meedjia, just play the fucking Dane and fuck off back to the green room.
How the fuck he finds time to act is a mystery. His life appears to be taken up supporting fringe charities, mindfulness and whinging on about trying to avoid awkward questions about his public school knob gazing.
This quote sums the self-obsessed cunt up perfectly – “It taught me that you come into this world as you leave it, on your own. It’s made me want to live a life less ordinary.” , said after he’d been abducted in Sarf Africa. Seems like he doesn’t follow his own shitty mantras, the cunt.
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I fucking hate actors almost as much as politicians and the BBC.
They all think they are adored by the public and are ultimately bigger than whatever shit TV show gleaned them any kind of fame (well, they call it fame, but being in OK magazine is hardly super stardom).
Then, inevitably they leave the show that got them recognised in the street, thinking they are ‘superstars’ only to find the phone never rings, before long they have to take-up some Charity role for a pay cheque or are forced to eat a Kangeroos anus on ITV.
Usually they return to the show that they left when they thought they were huge stars. (see any Eastenders/Hollyoaks/Coronation Street actor for proof) and the cycle continues.
CUNTS
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There are some great actors
Deniro,pacino, Caine,Nicholson, Douglas
We really should have a separate section for corden ,his fat arse is mentioned daily
If any of you have twitter I suggest we troll the fat bastard,make him cry,death by overeating
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I see John Simm at Old Trafford on occasion…. He is a good bloke and he’s also a good actor… One of the few modern ones that is… Nothing flash or up his own arse about him…Tom Hardy is a pretty good actor as well (Don’t know if he’s a cunt or not though)….. Kirk Douglas was brilliant, I agree…
On the subject of actor cunts, Renee Zellwegger desreves a major cunting…. An old contact of mine (a bit of a nerd, but a harmless, nice kid) met Zellwegger in London… Said person loved that Bridget Jones shite and she politely said to Zellwegger ‘Hello, I’m a huge fan…’ The ugly, spoilt, talnetless fat bitch rolled her eyes to the sky, as if to say ‘Not again’ and fucked off without saying a word… I personally wouldn’t waste time throwing my own shit at Renee Zellwegger… She’s an up her own twat cunt and a one trick pony (except she is fatter and uglier than a pony)… With yet another Bridget Jones load of shite about to be released… Get out the red wine and chocolates, all chick flick cunts out there…
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Hardy admitted to taking it up the arse but is a good actor,although legend was shit
Then we have the nigga cunts who demand oscars just for being black
And the cunts like jude law who cry for Syrians
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John Simm’s Master was the last decent thing in Doctor Who. Apparently he rarely gives interviews and prefers to stay out of the limelight so not a publicity hungry cunt at least. Daniel Craig is supposedly a bit of a cunt (no surprise there, some very ugly rumours around about his behaviour behind the scenes of Spectre) but Tim Dalton and Pierce Brosnan are pretty decent blokes by most accounts.
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A friend of mine lived in Ringley Road, Whitefield (a flash part of suburban Manchester) in the late 60s/early 70s… He and his mother told me of how Roger Moore was their neighbour for a few months… He was filming something up there and they said he wasn’t a cunt and was a good bloke to them… Apparently Roger told them he was glad to be away from his then wife (Dorothy Squires, who was apparently a bit of a barmpot)…
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I’ve always had time for Moore mostly due to childhood viewings of The Saint and his 007 outings. And Moonraker is a film that I’ll defend to the grave (hence my removal from more than one fan forum, the cunts). North Sea Hijack and The Man Who Haunted Himself are worth catching to see him play less smooth characters.
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Corden. Overated, unbearable, overated, fat, one-trick pony, fat, overrated desperate fat cunt.
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Meatball…. agree with your posts except one. Michael Caine…..
Not sure he’d win the audition to play himself.
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caine’s admitted he’s done a load of shite films but always for the money – when they asked him why he’d done “the killer bees” he said it was so he could by another house on an island.
the first 3 harry palmer films were good and “the man who would be king” was particularly good
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The easiest job in the world must be a soap actor. Piece of piss. Say a few lines and if you fuck up, well just do it again and again if need be. You’ll get it right eventually. Nothing like theatre where you have to remember a full script and get it right first time every time and it really pisses me off to hear those luvvie cunts moaning about how hard it is and such long hours they have to work. My fucking heart bleeds. Get yourselves on a building site digging fucking trenches with a shovel for day, you soft cunts wouldn’t last two minutes.
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