Wasting food

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Wasting food is a cunt.

The “I buy a whole Chicken cook it, eat the breast meat then throw the rest away” are wasteful cunts.

The “go to a Restaurant and leave a third of their food on the plate to try not to look greedy or thinking its good manners” are cunts.

The “cunts who throw food away because its a day out of date” are cunts.(Trust your instincts and if it smells rotten or looks off then chuck it).

The food wasting cunts are fucking cunts, and if I had my way I would make them eat dog shit for breakfast, Cat shit for dinner and they would only get supper if they ate it all. The Cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

20 thoughts on “Wasting food”

  1. Couldn’t agree more, Black & White Cunt… When we get a chicken, anything that’s left of it either helps make a soup or the cats have it… Fussy bastards who want the crust cut off their sandwiches are also cunts…. Someone should tell these picky twats that it tastes the same as the rest of the bread… These are the sort of knobheads who will refuse to ear the crust on a sliced loaf, yet then eat French bread or rolls, which have more crust than the sliced one…. Utter cunts…

    And don’t get me started on selective meat eaters…. Those who gladly eat beef, pork, turkey, chicken etc… But won’t eat lamb, duck, rabbit because they’re ‘cute…’ Fucking cunts…

    • Agree. People who say “I’m a vegetarian but I do eat chicken and fish” should literally be crucified.

      No matter what people think about vegans (I am one) at least they go the whole hog (excuse the pun) and do it properly, not like these vegetarian pussies.

      • Fair play for owning up to being vegan and, more importantly, sticking to it.
        What pisses me off are ‘pescatorians’ and those limp wristed buggers who invent phantom allergies, hiding in Fillmore and Union (a posh shithole for fussy fuckers who like eating budgie food like millet, keenwha and that nasty avocado crap). They’d be better off having a good truck stop fry up and following through with a healthy purge in the lav. Enjoy the vegan way, live long and prosper!

  2. ‘refuse to ear the crust on a sliced loaf?’ That should be refuse to eat….
    Fucking hell, I shouldn’t write on here at 8am…

  3. They wouldn’t fucking waste any if they had to grow it themselves. It’s a throw-away society of mass consumerism in general, people don’t want to ‘make-do and mend’ any more because it’s more convenient to buy another one. Same with food, just bin it and buy some more and fuck where it comes from.

    Tell you what else it a cunt – morons who pay double for half the quantity of ‘perfectly’ shaped fruit and veg because they think the ‘basics’ stuff is lower quality. Jesus – a carrot is a fucking carrot, they just put them in different bags!!

  4. Most people don’t realise the difference between “Best Before” and “Use By”,

    “Best Before” is just that, it is safe to eat up to weeks after the date, but will of course not be as fresh, the one thing to be careful with though is eggs, but if you’re cracking it you will know and if unsure just put in a bowl of cold water, if it floats it’s probably bad.

    “Use By” means just that, you have to use it by that date, maybe 1 more day at most, abide by these rules or you will get food poisoning, and that will fuck you up!

    My Missus is a cunt for throwing away best before stuff, I always catch her doing it, the useless fucking cow, once she went to throw out 6 eggs,so I replaced them in a new box and the stupid bint didn’t notice, until I told her and she went mental 🙂

    • My missus is the bloody same even when I suggest to her that the people who decide the ”best before” date have a vested interest in making us eat up quickly and buy some more…

      She also doesn’t like me buying ‘own brand’ stuff because she reckons it’s not as good – so I’ve started just refilling brand-name containers with ‘own brand’ goods and she’s none the wiser. Mwaaa haa haaaaa!!!

  5. Good Cunting… Which leads me on to a food related cunting for Trip Advisor.

    If you are going to kill any animal, eat it all, offal and everything. I have had no money and had to live of toast and cups of tea and its not pleasant, I like food and try my damnedest not to waste it. The ‘Flexitarian’ fad diet scourge seems to be gathering pace, if people stopped eating cheap processed crap and take away shite they would not need ridiculous protein shake meal drinks every 5 fucking minutes. These cunts clearly never had parents who made them ‘sit to the table and eat properly!’.

    I like to frequent restraints now and again, I think I have ranted about this before but its seems these rating sites are now infesting everything in society with cunts desperate to please any moron who deigns to share his ill informed and irrelevant opinion of said meal with other fellow cunts on the internet. I am talking about Trip Advisor and Yelp and other such shite websites.

    It seems that in desperate attempt to please every cunt with an opinion some chefs are abandoning their morals and going after the fat cunts who prefer their meals served from a trough, in large portions. One of my favourite eating establishment used to offer good british food in 3 courses for a reasonable price. Now though, because of a few reviews complaining portions were ‘too small’ or ‘meagre’, I am now faced with monumental portions of food in every course, to the point where you have to cancel main and dessert to avoid wasting food.

    Chefs: grow some balls. If fat, greedy cunts want large portions in order to decide a meal is good value, send them to fucking Harvester or Toby/Crown Carvery. These places are very adept at serving low value processed food from an animal feeder, so please don’t feel the need to adapt and chase low brow dollars just because the Trip Advisor echo chamber says so.

  7. The BBC (and Capita) deserve a good CUNTING.

    Just today I have received a letter addressed to “the occupier” saying they have my address listed as unlicensed and threatening me with a £1000 fine.

    I just spent 20 minutes on the phone to the useless cunts explaining I do have a license and eventually after telling them to “FUCK OFF and take me to court” they suddenly found a record on their database with my name & address & an up to date license.
    Direct debit has now been canceled, You can fucking sing for it in future, see you in court Capita & BBC, if you can even glean any evidence I need a license, you bunch of extortion extracting, useless fucking cunts!

    • That’s laughable! Threatening ‘the occupier’… so who is that then BBC? People can and do change address, duh! They don’t even know who they’re threatening.
      Make an official complaint and report them to the fucking ombudsman mate. Cunts.

    • Pal of mine watched his TV go up in a bang so thought “Fuck it” and picked up his bass guitar instead. Now he has no TV just a dead box in the corner. He let his licence lapse and they came calling. He explained and said if they could get the dead box working, he’d buy a licence.

      They weren’t interested and took him to court. He won his case.

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