The Voice

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Any talent show is rooted in cuntitude and many may think that not having Simon Cuntowel would give it more credibility but lets examine the facts. It took them 3 fucking years to realise Tom Jones wasn’t cool after all and name dropping Elvis was his sole remaining talent. Jessie J and Rita Ora were window dressing but this season they have got the cuntmaster general Boy (crabby old cunt) George out of his dungeon to drool over window cleaners and washed up cunts of yesteryear.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

7 thoughts on “The Voice”

  1. The final stages of ones own cancer are more entertaining then this shitbucket of a show great cunting btw. Tom Jones cunthead supreme without vegas he would be out of a job his voice isn’t even that good. Boy George Utter cunt trumpet of a poofter, how this cunt got famous is a mystery. Rita Ora oh god we failed as human beings this little retarded bitch out cunted rihanna . Will I am is a bellend plain and simple. I hope John de Mol shows creator gets tortured to death. WE ARE NOT EVOLVING

  2. Fuck The Voice and especially the BBC who paid £20 million just to even make the show from some Dutch weed smoking production company.
    That’s £20 million of license fee payers money before they even produced one show,
    Fuck the BBC, I really fucking hate them with a vengeance now after last weeks Capita fiasco.
    I wonder how long it will be till the threatening letters start now I have canceled my license fee direct-debit in disgust!
    They can come knocking all they like, a swift removal of the aerial when the doorbell rings with an unsolicited caller should do the trick, the Xbox is always linked up anyway via HDMI 🙂

  4. I would not insult my own eyes and ears with this shite, or any other supposed “Talent” show for that matter. When I was a kid “New Faces” used to make me cringe (or New Faeces as The Goodies called it)

  5. Should be called The Gobshite. Why the heck Boy/Girl George is anywhere near it is a fucking mystery. One-hit wonder, and they didn’t hit the twat hard enough. He makes Eric Gill (the pervert artist) seem like a presenter from Playdays.
    As for Will I’m Not, who the fuck IS he? I’m afraid Kia-Ora is also a mystery.
    I’d get out more and find out if it wasn’t for this place winding me up..

  6. I was in the pub the other week when this karaoke shite came on. There was a young black fellow who sang in a pretty decent Cab Calloway style, danced, had a bit of talent. Needless to say, no votes from the panel, who were too busy doing “funny” hand moves, the way that utter cunts do when they hear anything vaguely jazzy. Then some cunt came on and sang shitely, the cunts spun around in their cunt chairs like fucking Waltzers.

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