I would like to nominate my car and the cunt who built it!
My car appears in a number of online documentaries on “how to fuck up a decent car for my vanity”
Due to excellent editing he neglected to show those slight slips with the grinder as he cut the body down (cunt)
The fact that he forgot to put the body mounts between the chasis and body (cunt)
He saved a few pence swapping structural steel for shelf brackets (cunt)
Used duct tape in place of electrical tape (cunt)
Believes twisting wires on to terminals instead of using connectors is ok, (cunt)
In fact the guy is a total cunt if nothing more, his use of 5A lamp cable instead of the proper stuff just enforces my view that he is a total cunt.
My car is a cunt too for letting him do it to it.
Nominated by: Lord Benny
You left out the part about you being a cunt for buying it Benny 😉
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Christ Benny!
What do you drive?
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vitara blitz K470 AUD (drove not drive, total strip down rebuild in progress)
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WTF..??? Not sure what piece of shite you had, but come on, buy a decent car in the first place.
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Cunt reply to this one we’ve got no car industry govement fucked with it now all gone. cunts now we’ll only get American plastic shitboxes and jap crap .
(You need to be Murdoch to buy something like a jag or rover) we must be the asshole Of the world caus we get all the shit can you spair a new roll were a bit short??
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As far as properly British cars go we only really have Morgan left, who have been making the same admittedly rather pleasant vintage wooden model since about 1918. All the others are overseas owned, Rolls Bentley Jaguar Land Rover etc. Even Lotus are owned by Malaysia. Makes one weep, Malaysia for fucks sake…
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I think TVR are about to start manufacturing again, but that seems to have been on the cards for a while now, but like Morgan, fairly niche
Such a shame, we use to make some great cars, I remember my old Dolomite sprint, stunning performance for it’s time
mind you there was also the allego
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The Rover SD1 and Triumph Stag both could have conquered the world if BL had bothered to bolt them together properly.
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I think Noble are still British?
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I think a fucking yank is the head of it now (facepalm) ffs, but all of the cars they’ve ever made were 100% british. Lee Noble sold it in 2008 or 09 cos he was found taking hundreds of thousands out of noble and putting it in his own account or some shite. What is it with successful british car manufacturers selling their companies to foreign cunts. Durrrr
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Yeah but I’m in Australia and we make fuck all our politicans sold the farm to China the manufacturing to those retarded Indians the only thing we ship out it dirt and gas and then the cunts that buy it use it to bend us over and use us like a cunt fucking politicans cunts (doesn’t seen like I’ve worded strongly enough ) cunts twats fannys piss holes snatch furry oyster and any other word for cunt
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Sounds like you’re in the same shitty boat as us…..
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You missed out bearded clam!
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And my current favourite ” the old axe wound”
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it’s a Blitz Vitara, the one featured on “kit car build” you can find it on U tube, the guy neglects to mention how many times he “slipped” with the 9″ grinder.
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