BBC 3

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The BBC is due an almighty cunting after the One Show’s shameless and shameful half hour plug tonight for the shit that was BBC3.

It was an atrocious spin revolving around the whopping lie that BBC3 was being moved and was therefore innovative in becoming the first channel to go exclusively online.

What utter horseshit. It’s shit, why else move it into some digital back passage where nobody will give a toss. What minuscule bits of interest it used to have got flushed away years ago and it became a closet for endless Top Gear repeats and a megaphone for that talentless twat Stacey Doodah ( and she’s made her accent very Albert Square for someone from Luton,perhaps that’s for the best). With luck she’ll get massacred by some Nicaraguan sniper next time she starts wandering around crack dens with no bra on, not that it has anything to support inher case.

Bye bye BBC3, nobody will notice and reports of your demise are much lauded.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

20 thoughts on “BBC 3

    • Actually the BBC3 don’t even have Family Guy anymore, it’s now being aired on ITV, oh the irony.

      Fuck the BBC, the sooner they put every channel on-line and stop extorting £140 a year from me the better.
      You have to ask yourself why the BBC license fee is being used for the governments Broadband roll-out (a guaranteed 2MB to 99.9% of the country), coincidentally that is the same area the TV transmitters cover and the minimum Broadband speed required for TV streaming.
      The Internet is being transformed in to a subscription cable service.
      All TV will be delivered by Internet, the TV transmitters will be adapted to create the smart grid and for 4G mobile broadband (every 8mhz band supports 40MB/s and they use from 400mhz – 800mhz, that’s a 2 Gigabit wif-fi network)
      Add in to this the BT fibre roll-out to the cabinets (FTTC) and every ISP adapting their routers as wi-fi hotspots.
      This means the smart grid is COMING, it’s not a conspiracy it’s fucking fact!

      • Not in the Socialist republic of Sheffield mate. The fifth largest city in the country and if I want fibre broadband its Virgin cunting media with their shitty 2 meg upload, or nothing. Fibre from BT/openreach? No demand for it…so my cabinet roll out has been rolled back again until 2017. Digital Meeja is not coming anytime soon, Jackfuckistan has better roads and communications than this country!!!

  1. Not really a tv channel, more a platform for endless repeats of Top Gear and Don’t Tell the Bride! (Now THAT is a programme loaded with cunts). I found the odd Stacey Dooley appearance quite an occasion! Alternatively there is the high brow science and arts programme repeats on BBC4. There’s so much depressing, bland and repeated shit on 1 and 2 they could pack everything worth watching onto one BBC channel. The whole BBC is such a racket, run by such vapid cunts that I might throw away my aerial cable and save £12 a month!

    • And everything is now a fucking platform. With no trains and journeys into the bloody wilderness.
      If digital radio is so bloody good how come Pure have just sold up and pissed off out of the game? At least with FM you still get a signal without dropouts and over compressed sound, not that compression would make any real difference to the garbage they broadcast on radio 1. I do object to them arsing around with my favourite Mantovani tracks on the Light Programmr though, the cunts.
      They also need to do something about their shite sound engineers turning scripts into muttering mumbled. There was some idiot arty fat slag on breakfast vpmit tv yesterday attempting to defend this. Hopeless gobshite dropped the whopper at the end of her diatribe when she admitted ‘we then try it out on a normal domestic set after post-production mixing’! – wot!!!! I thought it was a basic process of mixing to make sure it works on a range of devices, seems not at the deaf aid riddled Corp.

  2. Never paid for a TV Licence and never will. Don’t fucking tell me I have got to pay for your channels that I may not even watch because its the rules… FUCK OFF. The biggest joke is you don’t have to pay if you download and watch tv but if you watch a live tv you have to pay. What a piece of cunt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfHRhXW1hno

  3. Go to BBC iplayer and see what the filthy cunts have on offer:

    Eastenders – utter shite for brain-dead yellow-fingered orange-faced whores with greasy rubber cock-sucking lips and rotting diseased cunts – who dribble green pus from their pant-less tattooed pierced-and-studded scabby stink-holes onto their cockroach-infested nylon rugs in their chip-fat-coated council flats

    Science – fuck all (except the filthy old bastard David Attenborough whispering about crabs fucking shrimps by moon-light)

    Art – a putrid cornucopia of pathetic shouting blacks and creepy goggle-eyed talentless sodomites trying to vomit counterfeit words from the “meretricious fuck-pigs” hand-book to get government grants (in the name of diversity)

    I can’t go on – I’m really fucking angry …….

  4. The BBC are utter cunts. They are so far up themselves I’m surprised they can even see the fucking caviar and champagne at their functions (all on fucking expenses no doubt.) Their disdain for anyone who isn’t part of their in-crowd is legendary.

    It’s always amused me that these “progressive” BBC twats are funded by what is effectively a poll tax.

    CUNTS!!!!!

      • That’s Rickie not Dave.

        I’ve been waiting for him to come back to see if the IP stripper gets his real IP address instead of the proxy. He’s walked right into it!

        Ignore him…

      • What actually happened with rickie that day I only have a birds eye view of the whole arrangement. He came on as cunthead called us abunch of cunts I replied saying it was ironic his name my cuntsomething.

        “I’ve been waiting for him to come back to see if the IP stripper gets his real IP address instead of the proxy. He’s walked right into it!”
        Oh my this is like nightmare on elm street which I just finished watching ironically a hour ago funny that.

      • OK – here’s a brief history :

        The troll cunt Rickie bounces about all over the planet using proxy servers which makes it impossible to block him by IP address (his real one is 82.22.217.182 for anyone who’s interested) because we only get the proxy address.

        To stop that we installed a backtracker which should have tracked him back so we can block him by his real IP. It didn’t work so we tried another one. That also doesn’t work which is why we had all that pissing about this morning. It was very obliging of him to fuck about like that because it allowed us to test the backtrackers. We’re looking into further options.

        Rickie lives in Norfolk – see earlier comments – and we know who he is and where he is. We’ve reported him to Virginmedia who are his ISP. Don’t hold your breath waiting for them to do anything about him.

        He delights in hijacking other regulars’ handles and posting inflammatory comments. It’s not new. He used the same tactics at Longrider and several other blogs. We have a little community of ‘victims’ on line and we’re sharing ideas and info.

        In the meantime, first comment moderation stops him in his tracks so we’ve switched it on. Every time he switches proxies, it’s a first time comment and gets moderated and binned. They’re easy to spot because I know all the regulars’ details and he doesn’t.

        You shouldn’t have a problem as you have previously approved comments. You got caught in the spam filter this morning because the words ‘Rickie’ or ‘Bane’ trigger moderation. It’s an extra trap. Bane/Dave/Patroller is one troll (Irish) Rickie/Dickie Doubleday is another troll (Norfolk).

        Hope that’s helpful…

      • He is obviously on a static IP if he is resorting to using proxies, with dynamic you can release & renew your IP without every getting off your fat arse to reset your router (if you know what you’re doing).
        Another sad keyboard warrior who believes using a proxy makes them anonymous, lol
        Should you chance upon his real IP fire it over to me, being retired I have a lot of time on my hands and the technical expertise to fuck him over, big time! 😀

      • This is all way over my minuscule techno brain but looks like enormous fun. Clever dicks, I like it!

      • If I have ever offended anyone it wasnt me but this cunt Rickie sockpuppeting me. Thats my story and Im sticking to it 😉

  5. Louis van Gaal is now an even bigger cunt… He put the 2-1 defeat by FC Midtjylland down to Murphy’s law… No, it was down to United being complete and utter crap, Louis, you insane, Dutch cheese of a cunt…

  6. They should only make BBC3 available in public toilets, childrens homes and crack dens as that is where their core audience will be found.

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