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Vodaphone are cunts. I joined 02 in February this year. Prior to that I was with Vodaphone. My contract with them ended in July, everything was paid up, bye bye Vodaphone. Except it isn’t because on the 14th of each month, the cunts insist on sending me a bill for £0.00p.

I’ve told them EVERY fucking month since August, and they’ve completely ignored me. After speaking to them yesterday, I’m now awaiting a call back from a manager which is due on Tuesday, because they have a backlog of people wanting to speak with a manager. Presumably, this is because Vodaphone are so SHITE, that everyone is complaining. If I don’t get anywhere on Tuesday, then first thing on Wednesday, I will be contacting both OFCOM and my lawyer.

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10 thoughts on “Vodaphone

  1. Mate, assuming they’ve included a pre-paid envelope for you, just send them a cheque for £0.00 every month til they get the message.

    • Cover the outer rim of the envelope in shit then include images diane abbott hopefully they will get the message. I don’t see how getting a lawyer would be worth the effort.

    • Charge them an admin fee for sending you unsolicited documents addressed to you as an ex-subscriber which require your attention. Include your fee in their future pre-paid envelope and demand a receipt. Cunts will wake up then.

  2. Been with Vodafone for a few years now. Never had a problem.

    If you are looking for a bunch of theiving bandit cunts, then look no further than EE.

    Some cunt took out a mobile wifi dongle in the wife’s name and the silly mare didn’t realise for 18 months. When she upgraded her phone, the salesman asked her if she wanted to renew the wifi contract too. That was the first we knew about it.

    Now £500 out of pocket, we cancel that contract and start getting threatened with legal as it was a two year contract.

    Having contacted EE on numerous occasions to try and clarify the matter and report the wifi wotsit contract as fraud, they got really nasty.

    The matter was concluded with me speaking to a piece of shit ‘manager’ who kept threatening to put the phone down if I used the words fraud or rip off merchants again.

    That conversation concluded with me telling the fucktard on the other end of the phone “Fuck you! You northern monkey CUNT”!

    Haven’t heard back since and having relayed this to family and friends, I would say EE lost a shed load of business.

  3. “My Sister, My Daughter….” said Chelsea Clinton as Hitlery whipped her with a belt.

    That’s what I’m talking about.

  4. ‘Vodaphone are cunts. I joined 02 in February this year. Prior to that I was with Vodaphone’

    Eh?

    So you are going to contact ofcom and your lawyer because you get a bill for £0.00 every month? I get a similar £0.00 invoice from Amex even though I no longer have a current card, guess what, I just fucking ignore it!

    Worst worthless cunting ever!

  5. O2 are cunts so I switched to Vodafone, found out they are super dooper cunts.

    I now use pigeons to relay messages. I sent my mate a pigeon-text in 2013 and just got a reply tonight. Four years is still better than ANY of these cunts.

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