30 thoughts on “Russell Brand [9]”

    • Mine was, and he’d been skewered through the head by a passing zulu, and was being raped by a gorilla being looked on by that dead cunt Cilia spouting “surprise, surprise”. Made my fucking nightmare.

  2. We just cunted irelands biggest cunt yesterday Bono which is latin for Boner as in bellend stupid irish cunt. People say the english can’t rekindle our friendship with ireland (was there ever one?) because the troubles. Bollocks I say the real reason is bono and geldof once those cunts are dead maybe but I doubt it.

    Now we have englands biggest cunt russell poof brand the fucking psudeo intellectual cunt and unfunny bastard. Who gives this bellend a acting career? its bbc and channel 4 who revives this piece of shits so-called “career” those useless cunts. I take that back cause at least a pile of shit is more useful and productive unlike russell brand who’s a knob.

    • Bono is Latin for Good. Sorry to be an educated cunt. Bono’s nick name was Bono Vox meaning good voice.

      • The name was taken from the 1970s hearing aid shop named ‘Bono Vox’ on O’Connell Street in Dublin… A bit daft because surely the shop should have used the latin for ‘Good hearing…’

        All U2 had nicknames in the mid to late 70s: The Edge we all know, Adam Clayton was known as Mrs Burns, because he moaned like an old woman, and Larry Mullen was nicknamed Jam Jar, because he attracted girls like a jam jar attracts flies… Better than being called dogshit, I suppose…

  3. I don’t think Russell gets the hatred he deserves as he has to share it with the all the other unfunny cunts who fill our screens like turds in a bowl: Jack Whitehall, Russell Howard, Lenny Henry, Miranda Hart/Lurch, Alan Carr, Dawn French, Ed Byrne, Chris Addison, Alan Davies and whoever else gets paid to heehaw at their own fucking jokes. I’m sure I could go on listing them for the rest of the day but I’m dying for a poo and would prefer not to be inconvenienced.

      • Quite easily, chuck her in a bake off Aga and roast at maximum until her arse is no longer soggy. Then blitz the bits in a kitchen aid and present to the corpse and pretend scouser who account for half our licence fee.

      • With that fuckawful Godforsaken Dawn French as Vicar of Dibley, it’s not surprising there’s such an increase in mong-brained jismlamism

  4. Susanne Hinte is a cunt….
    Did anyone really believe that this ‘grandmother’ (she probably became a grandmother when she was about 30!) had that winning 33 million lottery ticket? I could smell the bullshit from miles away and I expect that this hag has pulled some sort of other skullduggery before this (look at her, for fuck’s sake…. If she was chopped in half you’d probably see ‘Poundland’ written down the middle like a stick of rock)… We could all say we’ve got a winning lottery ticket and attempt to pass off an old or defunct ticket or a crappy forgery as authentic, but most of us have standards of some kind… The old munter is probably on every benefit in the book too… What a conning cunt…

    • Hoorah!!!!!.. At last that fucking creature has been cunted. I done a search for her on “Is-a Cunt”, but couldn’t find her, now I know I was spelling her name wrong, I couldn’t help but type in ‘Susanne Cunte’.

      Just look at the pictures of the fucking thing, she oozes cumbag, I mean scumbag.

      She has a lot of history apparently and it will only get longer. I think they should prosecute her for attempted fraud or kill her which ever is least costly.

      Then again, she is a fucking ‘Kraut’….say no more (so I won’t).

    • The krauts used to have very high standards (especially the flag variety) until they fell for the East German bratwurst faced hag. Didn’t take her long to fuck up the economic miracle by flinging wide the gates to all and sundry. Maybe this Hinte Cunte is some sort of retard refugee who came here by mistake. The ticket was a priceless load of bollocks, she must have a fucking industrial washing machine. Their once brilliant autobahns are now reduced to the status of farmyard tracks thanks to the sheer volume of traffic that trundles over them, most of them full of freeloaders, pimps and transylvanians (a kind of transgender kiddies toy I’m told).

    • Indeed, but is that maybe because the cunt is making another ‘movie’? Not that he is but you never know with this fucking chameleon. I’ve never forgiven the cunt for being so fucking nasty to that nice man who played Manuel. They should shove his hamster up Brand’s arse and let it leisurely gnaw it’s way through his alimentary canal.

      • You could fit an elephant up Brand’s gaping, capacious arsehole.
        He’s had more cock than Graham Norton, John Barrowman, Dale Winton & George Micheal combined

      • See Russell, I know synonyms too (capacious) you fucking junkie cunt.
        But I was educated, I did not learn them out of my face on smack, reading a Thesaurus!

  6. Russell Brand is best mates with Noel Gallagher… Why doesn’t that surprise me?
    Admittedly, Liam is a cunt, but now ‘Our Kid’ has got an even bigger cunt than his younger brother to hang around with…

  7. Agree Galted,all the so called comedians are fucking woeful posh boy progessive liberal cunts….bring back Rising Damp and loadsa coon baiting

      • ‘Steptoe & Son’ – ‘arold’s description of old man Steptoe as “morally, spiritually and ethically bankrupt…a fly-blown, festering heap of accumulated filth” comes in VERY handy for so many organisations / people these days… Iain Duncan-Smith, another platinum-plated, tarnished slop-pan of a cunt…

      • In the same episode (‘Divided We Stand’) Harold also labels Albert as a ‘Dyed in the wool fascist, reactionary, squalid little know your place, don’t rise above yourself, don’t get out of your hole, complacent little turd…’

        Iain Duncan Smith to a tee…

      • I’d forgotten that gem was from the same episode! Absolute class, those scripts…

  8. I agree with all the above comments especially the german lottery twat who has a form list as long as an orangautans arm for this sort of thing,i suspect that’s why she left Germany in the first place,she should go home and take that bullshit sprouting,loudmouth,dirty looking gold plated cunt Russell brand with her,they must be 2 of britains most hated people at the moment,phone rentakill ans exterminate the cunts

  9. So it’s a cunt-off between Bono and Brand, who will be the first to 10?

    My money is Bono but Brand is an equally insufferable self-promoting twat.
    His hugely effected ‘Jack Sparrow’ appearance is as fake and outdated as his ‘fuck the government!’ student union politics.
    A self-styled revolutionary who has thus far achieved little more than some short-lived titillation for fantasists of low self esteem.

    If the weight of his own ego doesn’t crush him to death, then it’ll be his eventual realisation that he’s nothing more than an increasingly tiresome court jester.

    • The man who simultaneously destroyed (what little was left of) both his own and Ed Milliband’s credibility in one twattish step. Quite an achievement really…. the cunt.

    • Brand is a fucking arsehole.
      Once the darling of Hollywood and the BBC, the useless, talent-less cunt is now resigned to scrapping a living off Adsense revenue with his Youtube channel.
      I guess it pays for his smack though.
      If anyone deserved to die of an over-dose, it’s Brand.
      He no doubt has aids, syphilis, herpes and an ego the size of Jupiter.
      And I best his arsehole is bigger than the Dartford Tunnel.
      Mr synonym is a cunt, just because he knows 14 synonyms for every verb, adjective & noun makes him a total cunt who people believe is enlightened and intelligent.
      NO, he just read a Thesaurus when he was wasted on smack and memorised it!

      • I met him once, or at least was in the same small room as him – no not the bog – and he is a cunt.

  10. Bonos glasses are a copy of the ones my Gran had to wear when she had her cataracts done. The bastard, he’s stealing glasses off defenceless old blind women and making a fashion statement out of them, the sick paddy.

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