More Beeb cuntery… The twats want to remake Porridge… With Fletch’s grandson in the nick for computer hacking…
For fuck’s sake, is that all they can think of? Porridge was of its time with excellent scripts, actors and characters… All leading players from the series are now dead, so expect piss poor copies of McKay, Barrowclough, Godber etc… Also, a little cunt in for computer hacking in an all mod cons holiday camp modern prison is not the wide boy stuck in a shithole 70s jail, is it? Hardly the same earthiness to it really… I also don’t see how it could work…
A modern comedy in a men’s prison that will obviously be ridiculously PC and full of the token multiculti and gay characters… It’ll probably be like Mrs Brown’s Boys behind bars… Porridge was a man’s show, but this won’t be….
Nominated by: Norman
I’d like to nominate SANTANDER for a good cunting. When you ring their poxy ‘Customer Service’ all available cunts are unavailable because they’re speaking to other cunts. If you finally manage to get through, it’s to some cunt called Jim in Glasgow or Sophie in Sheffield or Stacy in Bootle as we give a fuck where you are you patronising cunts. Then of course the cunt can never help you, and they put you through to some other useless cunt who asks all the same bloody questions that the first cunt asked you. If you want to complain, they put you through to the complaints department where you have to wait on hold for over 20 minutes like the cunt you are for banking with these cunts.
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Dead Whale, Watching Cunts!!
I live in the East of England and we have the stories on tv of these poor old blubbery bastards being found dead on our beaches (pity they weren’t cunt asylum seekers).
There are no end of cunts going up to these poor things, stroking them, climbing on top of them and taking ghoulish pictures with their kids!!
The things are dead for fucks sake….Cunts….
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LOL what’s wrong with whales? we’ve got a huge bone from a dead whale in our garage from circa 1997? tbf it was splattered all over the place..
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FFS !!!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-35401195
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Is this real life? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Seriously though they always bring up the gay issue what did I say bout gay rights the other day. 1st its gay rights then incest rights , then they are gonna talk about paedophile rights. Fucking subhuman Porridge WOGS & Shit faced liberals!
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I very much doubt that it currently being illegal stops those of a depraved nature from doing it anyway.
Therefore this debate merely showcases the fact that some politicians will spare no bastion of decency to appease any minority group, no matter how perverted their cause.
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Bloody fucking buggery sodding hell!
Opening the gates to hundreds of 8 limbed kids with two heads seems so fucking idiotic to even the most basic understanding of science. Rebuild Hadrian’s Wall sharpish before it catches on.
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Utter madness
Whatever weird cunt decided that would be a good idea, needs taking somewhere quiet and shooting in the back of the head
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The sooner a base/hotel/housing estate is built on the moon, the better… Because as soon as it opens I’m fucking off…
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Both fucking heads, just in case
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I thought it was compulsory for them. If they can only breed with non-relatives now I can see their population plummeting.
Which is nice.
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Even Mohammedans drawn the line at first cousin marriage
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I knew if incest was gonna be legalized it would be in fucking scotland ,wales or ireland. This line kills me “Labour’s Michael McMahon, suggested that there was “no value” in taking forward the petition, given the 2007 review and the lack of public interest.” Lol Lack of interest thank fuck for that Fuck off Mr Morris you incest having cunt. I didn’t think they reviewed 0 signatures petitions
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Oh dear itl be a total pc car crash full of dreadful pc comedians,whos playing the grandson,please dont tell me James Corden…..this has to be left well alone
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the corden cunt has taken his flabby ass to America, the only reason he would return to england is to molest that girly voiced twat david beckham
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It’ll probably be that cunt, Peter Kay…
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Remember when Paul Merton remade a couple of Tony Hancock’s shows? What a grave robbing cunt….
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Speaking of that fat cunt, Merton, his Have I Got Cunts For You colleague, that slimy cunt, Angus Deayton was just a piss-poor John Cleese…
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True, but he fucked whore on cocaine, so you gotta give him props for that. Most BBC stars fuck kids
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Take something that is a classic and should be left well enough alone as previous cringe worthy disasters have shown, remake it badly with a woefully inadequate cast, then wonder why it fails.
Seems a winning combination to me….not!
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Pfffft leave em too it, who would notice the difference in scotland anyway ?
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Exactly they have to ruin everything
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I can see it now, Godber will be transgender, Mckay will be a Scottish Nationalist and Barrowclough will be a muslim convert. Lukewarm will fit right in though.
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Surely they can’t call it ‘Porridge’ any more…
Perhaps “Full English (vegetarian option available) with optional granola and unlimited tea & coffee” would be a more apt title…
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It’ll be called Avocado on toast with Nigella as the guvnor. They’ll all be vegan trannies supervised by ex-cons in G4S uniforms, open gates and endless shots of rehabilitation. I can’t wait for the remake of The Good Life, just imagine what that would be like, living off millet, quinoa and running their energy from their own shit.
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As Martyn Cloones said in “Men behaving Badly” about Facility Kendle “bugger brocilli, I’m staying in bed and playing with these puppies”
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There was actually a ‘Porridge’ touring play a few years back, featuring Shaun Williamson (Barry from EastEnders / Extras) as Fletch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuV5UfLgWzY
‘Steptoe And Son’ was also made into a play recently. Read the blurb and wince at all the PC crap that’s been shoehorned into it:
http://www.kneehigh.co.uk/show/steptoe_and_son_tour.php
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First they fuck up Dad’s Army by making a “new” film full of cunts including that cunt of cunts Catharine (I married a wrinkled Douglas for cash) Zeta Sponge and now they propose this monstrosity of a cuntish idea typica BBC bollox and all because these lefties can’t have an original idea of their own.
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“all because these lefties can’t have an original idea of their own”
Not sure what it has to do with politics tbh. Where are the great original ideas produced by rightwing creators of entertainment? Tory Peer Julian Fellowes ripped off Upstairs Downstairs to make Downton Abbey. And Tory Peer Lloyd-Webber’s “influences” (ie “plagiarism”) have been well documented.
What else is there??
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Because the BBC is run by idiot left wing agitators who don’t have a creative bone in their bodies and want to do nothing but feed us all politically correct claptrap and dumbed down dross. Have you seen Citizen Khan at all? The BBC is the reason I don’t even own a TV set. That’s why “all because these lefties can’t have an original idea of their own” is relevant.
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Fletcher – Graham Norton
Godber – Dale Winton
Mackay – Stephen Fry
Luke-Warm – John Barrowman
Barraclough – Alan Carr
Every episode they sit in Fletchers cell sticking cucumbers up each others arses
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…and have a “sleb” guest spot every episode, with REAL crims. Paedocunt Rolf Harris could come in for some rough handling!! Shitebag cunt. Read somewhere he was complaining about too much chocolate killing him in prison. Real confectionery-type chocolate (?!) or was I missing a sub-plot here? FFS, what clink is he in? Zurich??!
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