What is it that makes fucktard governments want to enter a “mine is bigger than yours” competition on who has the bigger fireworks display. What a complete and utter waste of tax paying money, time, and inconvenience. Then there is the cleanup.
In times where there are floods, hurricanes and fires all out of control, Its time to piss on the sad cunt chavs that these fests always seem to attract – as no other cunt can be bothered going to an event you cannot get into or out of, and send this money to people who really need it.
Paris and Brussels claims ISIS for the reasons they pulled out – they probably just couldnt be fucked.
Nominated by: King Cunt
Quite right King Cunt firework displays is a exercise in wank pulling and piss taking so cunts can stare at the pretty explosions like abunch of drunk cunts with nothing better to do.
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As far as I can make out its just the governments way of getting us all together so muslims can rape us and steal our money. Cunts
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I went to a friends new years eve party, was a good bash, quality wine, plenty of JD and plenty of weed & even some coke floating about.
Imagine my surprise come 11.50pm when the host declared we would be moving in to the garden for some fireworks.
The dumb old cunt had spent £500 on some fireworks, they were ok but only lasted 10 minutes. what a total waste of money.
He should have just thrown a £500 bag of Coke on the dining table and proclaimed…fill your boots!
I did get a nye kiss off a mates wife who I have always had a soft spot for, I used that when I got home and fucked the wife, well it was nye after all.
Roll on Feb 14th and then 4th June (Birthday), they only two days a year Mrs Boaby sucks it with true passion anymore!
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That would have been a much better party with the Coke, fuck the shitty fireworks. Most cunts after a few lines start talking shit and think they are entertaining everyone and its funny to watch. I would have sniffed £150 worth on my own anyways, got to pay £100 a gram for the good stuff in London. What an expensive cunt the coke is.
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Coke this…coke that….boring bastard. Zzzzzzzzzzz
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You fucking old cunt, coke for the win!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coke_%28fuel%29
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It would only be worth it if the killers of Lee Rigby were set atop of bonfires which were lit as the clock ticked down and shown on live tv, fuck it throw in those inbred savages that killed baby P too and I would get off my ass for once to actually go to a live celebration where I might indulge in a line again after all these years and sup fine whiskey whilst making whooping noises as they all screamed in agony especially that cunt woman that give birth to the poor little lad!
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1…..YIPPEEEEEE
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i’ve always seen fireworks as a metaphor for life, a short brilliant flash then…. nothing. but i am a bit weird.
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Maria Miller is a cunt… More right-on shite from this munter… Miller is basically saying fuck real men and women, let’s wetnurse and cater for the freaks before we give a thought to hard working lorry drivers, air hostesses etc…. Not only are the working class well down the pecking order now, a time will come when actual men and women will be seen as second (or third) class citizens below these trannie cunts… Fuck them all…
And as for that ‘Danish Girl’ all these pricks are wetting their knickers about,
It looks like a film about Gloria from ‘It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum…’
I can’t stand it any more… I can’t stand it!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35214487
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I posted this on the 28th Norm…
‘I am sad to say I have just seen an advert for a film called ‘The Danish Girl’ please tell me no one is going to actually watch it….PLEASE!’
Fucking PC sheep will watch it mate just to look ‘with it’ you wait and see!
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Of course we need gender on driving licences as women are shit drivers !!!! Stands to bloody reason.
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Couldn’t agree more, pagliacci…. People (ie: knobheads) will say it is good not because it actually is (because it isn’t), but because it’s about trannies and that’s ‘the thing’ these days with chinstroking cunts… Every story has to have a PC angle nowadays… Even last night’s Sherlock was full of feminist crap and poofter jokes… I expected Moriarty to be chased at the end to the ‘Benny Hill’ theme….
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I’d persevered with Sherlock, despite Benedict Cumberposh and Martin Freeloader being a couple of utter cunts, because I found the updating of the original Conan Doyle stories ingenious in places. Sadly last night drove a stake through the heart of any further interest. Poor old Sir Arthur must be spinning in his fucking grave…
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Watched the first thirty minutes then switched it off and wiped the file. More Moffat bollocks. Not content with fucking up Doctor Who, he’s moved on to Sherlock…
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About time, Rooney… You lazy, fat arsed, moneygrabbing Scouse cunt…
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hahaha i’m watching it live now on wiziwig
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That Rooney goal cost United more than the Glazer family Christmas bonus, the overpaid fat Scouse cunt….
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fuck it Norm i’ll take his goal anyway, it was a good goal at that too.
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I wonder how many climate change activists (terrorists) went to a firework display?
Do as we say not as we do.
Just saying.
Cunts.
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Climate Change, thats a fucking oxymoron, a climate is variable by definition.
We have seasons, spring, summer, autumn, winter.
Of course the climate changes!
I suppose that have to call it climate change now, because global warming has been dis-proven.
But hey, bring in carbon taxes to save the planet….lol
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did you know that natural CO2 makes up 0.04% of the atmosphere and that man made CO2 is a small % of that small %?
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