Those fuckin’ TV progs featuring fuckin’ so called celebs off on a jolly to some far flung country.
Either motor cycling ( Ewen fuckin’ McGregor) or jumping on trains ( Michael ( Dolphin Sq ) Portillo, Chris Tarrant ).
Who wants to watch these annoying twats being paid to have a fucking good time. Ben fuckin’ Fogle is another one.
Fuck off out it – we’re not fuckin’ interested!
Nominated by: Ozmandias
Len Goodman – he’s another cunt doing it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04mpdqf
Surely we’re only months away from Alan Partridge’s famous proposal “Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank”…?
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Anything celebrity is a pile of steaming cuntage anyway,Fogle aint too bad as I thing he really is an outdoor adventure type but the wannabees tryna save elephants etc……all cunts……il let Chris tarrant off cos hes a fellow angler but I still wouldnt loose sleep if he fell of that train
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Fell of a train….I would personally boot that cunt off a train into the path of another fucking train with fucking rotating spikes covered in fucking monkey shit infested with the fucking ebola virus….never cared much for the cunt actually.
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Michael “unfunny cunt” Palin wandering about the place while cunts say “ooohhh he’s a national treasure”.
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A few months ago, those three annoying harridans, Gloria Hunniford, Julia Somerville and Angela ‘smug grin’ Rippon did a holiday version of their show, Rip Off Britain. It opened with Rippon happily saying; ‘We’re here in Spain. And jolly lovely it is too’.
Well of course it is you smug cunt, you’re on a licence payer funded holiday. Everything is free for you. Prick. So yes, I fully endorse this cunting.
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I remember all these middle aged bloke types drooling over Julia Somerville and Sue Lawley when I was younger… I never got it, myself and I still don’t…
Personally I wanted to do unspeakable things with Jenny Hanley and Susan Stranks off Magpie… Oh. and Sally James from Tiswas…
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Remember that rumour years ago when Ripon did the dance on Morecombe n Wise and when she lifted her leg you was supposef to see her labia piss flaps,that the only reason I watch Eric n Ern at Christmas
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Ripon is very possibly the most boring woman on the planet.
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It’s not just sacks of shit on TV.
Emily Benn is a cunt. The uppity wog has never had a job. The filthy cunt is already a councilor and on the taxpayer-funded gravy train (because she is a member of the Nazi Benn family of cunts) and has tried to get into parliament twice (to get at some real gravy).
All the Benns are cunts.
Tony Benn was a Nazi cunt MP.
Hilary Benn is a Nazi cunt MP.
Tony Benn’s father was a Nazi cunt MP.
Both Tony Benn’s grandfathers were Nazi cunt MPs.
And this Emily Benn is a right Nazi wog cunt.
Of course the Nazi cunts pretend to be commies – but their cunt faces are the faces of Nazi swine.
Down with the Nazi Benns.
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hear hear ! i avoid those programmes like the plague. its the assumption imposed on us that we all luuuuuuuurve the feckin celebs involved. fuck off.
back to his spiveyness. is he going to make himself look even more feckin stupid and call the latest incident in California a false flag. you bet he is!
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Can someone just fill me in on Chris Spivey,ive seen that name on fb im certain,not on fb now its full of cunts btw
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Google will help you. Find the cunt’s website (not his fb).
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The other night I watched a Freeview repeat (I’m much too mean to pay for Sky) of the BBC series about the wonders of the Solar System presented by Prof Brian “Girly Voice” Cox. In several scenes he compared the conditions of the planets with various inhospitable places on Earth. Fair enough, but was it necessary to actually fly Cox and crew at great expense to all these different locations for a few lines of dialogue when library footage from the vast BBC archives, with added voice over, might have sufficed? Not only airline flights but numerous trips in helicopters, light aircraft and big comfy 4×4 vehicles (Yank Tanks rather than Land Rovers naturally), all courtesy of the sort of sanctimonious cunts who would lecture “ordinary” folk about the evils of taking their car to the shops……. nice work if you can get it!
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Brian Cox…..never could listen to that boring sparkly toothed cunt…..he just makes space sound all boring an that…..he should stick to shit pop groups…
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go to chrisspivey.org. smasher.enjoy the wonders therein.
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David Gauke is a cunt
I can’t remember the specifics but I saw a note on my coffee table that aid “cunt David Gauke” and he was on telly tonight (looking and sounding like an odious sleazy, cunty, cunty, cunting cunt) which jogged my memory. I do recall Private Eye giving him various cuntings months / years back ‘cos he was / is some sort of finance minister rubber-stamping dodgy tax deals for tory sponsors.
If he told me he loved me I’d gladly shit in his mouth.
Andrew Neill’s a bought and paid for cunt as well.
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And Jon Ashworth is a cunt too. I shall have to look into his cuntitude is more detail in the future.
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Lets not forget though that Diane Abbot is still a cunt too
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Agreed. It doesn’t get more cunty than Diane Abbot. She’s my own personal bete noir. She fuckin’ winds me up so much I can barely breathe.
Espousing all manner of gobshite opinions on Question Time again last night.
She is a pompous, loudmouthed, fat hypocrite that needs to diet. She is my Cunt of The Year 2015. The cunt.
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‘She is a pompous, loudmouthed, fat hypocrite that needs to diet’ – knock off the final letter and it’s still true.
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ooops. just realised this was my nomination. no wonder i agree with it!
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I think Freddie Flintoffs Fish and Chip Van tour accross UK should take the Cunt of the year in this catagory though. With that bearded cunt comedian going back to sri lanka to please his mum being a short half head behind.
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I’ve got an idea for a series Bomb making with Jeremy Corbyn, Jeremy jets off to Syria where he learns to become a suicide bomber.
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Agh yeah the BBC boxticker the wobbly eyed cunt Romesh Ranganathan who seems to be appearing on every tv panel show going just lately….pure quota filling by the mainstream channels……hes rubbish and a cunt
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