I’d like to cunt all those fucking cunts that suddenly feel the need to invade your local pub every fucking new years fucking eve.
You know the cunts, they’re the ones you don’t know or don’t even see all year until they show up on new years eve like a bad fart and all of a sudden know you like Adam and want to shake your hand after a couple of fucking babyshams and then think they’re your bessy mate for life!!! But then you don’t see the cunts ’til next new year and its the same fucking shit all over again.
Cunts the fucking lot of em !!!!
Nominated by: Captain Cunteye
CUNTS.
Say no more.
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The wankers that stroll in, ask each member of their 16 strong party individually what drink they want, forget half of it and have to come back to the bar to confirm and then order 5 pints of Guinness last.
I hope these people fucking die in the new year.
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More predictable PC honours… First there was that cunt we all know (and don’t love), ‘Sir’ Lenny Henry… Now some silly pen-pushing cow who has only been at the FA for three years is made a dame (some bint called Heather Rabbatts)… And she ticks all the right boxes (female, ‘ethnic’ background etc)… There’s a surprise..
Yet the greatest goalscorer of all time (Fuck off, Rooney!), Denis ‘The King’ Law gets a paltry CBE… The Lawman should have told them to shoiv their CBE up their arses as far as it would go…
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I used to be indifferent towards Henry. Then he started making allegations of racism because black actors weren’t on TV enough. In HIS opinion. And that they had to go to the US to get on TV. Then I started to think that he was a whingeing, left wing, racist cunt wipe. What he fails to mention in his unfounded rants, are that actors like Eamon Walker (Chief Boden in Chicago Fire) and Idris Elbow have made millions from their US TV appearances. And Idris will soon be back on TV as Luther.
Personally, I think Henry’s problem is that he’s finally realised what the rest of us already knew. That he’s about as funny and entertaining as stepping on a dog shit mine. To suggest that there is racism against black actors in 21st century, left wing, pc bollocks Britain, is as ridiculous as it is pathetic. HENRY doesn’t get on TV much, because he’s shite.
If there is any racism in this country…and sexism in fact…it’s perpetrated against white men. We are the last group it’s ok to discriminate against. We’re and easy target. And if we complain about it, we’re being too sensitive. Don’t hear Henry piping up in our defence.
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Nothing I personally can add to that, very well said QDM..
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The tale of Lenny Henry….he was a novelty rather than hilarious with his average black man doing Frank Spencer and other various whitey impressions as there were hardly any black entertainers from England on tv in the 70s, push ahead 40 years plus and there are plenty of black entertainers much better than him, novelty worn off so reduced to cheesy Travelodge ads and last chance hotel fading career leg up charity work by people that feel sorry for him on comic relief, his only real option to explain his dire position in life is the racism card of course….cunt!
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One night of the year I guarantee to stay in. I prefer to avoid the once-a-year bores, the loudmouthed attention-seeking knobends and the shrieking ink-stained slags. I don’t want to see them and I don’t want to hear them. It’s all a lot of noise about nothing anyway, tomorrow won’t be any different to today.
I can finish off the port, stout, bitter and brown ale while watching a couple of DVDs. Keep on cunting!
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Q N I. for me.. hee hee.
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Cracking post! my old man (god rest him!) used to refuse to shake their hands when this happened. Never forget the first time I saw it I asked why he ignored George at the stroke of 12 and he told me that the ignorant cunt was just that, rude and ignorant for the other 364 days each year so he was fucked if he would give the cunt 5 seconds on new years eve.
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