Dead Pool [29]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Guardian Hater who correctly predicted that the nasty little peado cunt Greville Janner would pop his clogs next. This at least proves that he might have got away with his disgusting behaviour but the Almighty has called the cunt to count. So definitely one less solid gold ubercunt in the world this morning…

So the slate is been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 29. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

62 thoughts on “Dead Pool [29]”

  1. John Cleese (kinda mad and angry)
    John Major (uneducated retarded cunt from a public toilet)
    John Queen Elizabeth 2 (lower middle class Tupperware bitch)
    John Margaret Beckett (filthy ugly corrupt Nazi cunt)

  5. I be still tormented at night by such burnings of Hell Fire and comets of Satan that surely the destruction of the UnGodly is at hand. I see a grinning ginger haired cunt choking and spinning in the firmament of Retribution.

    Major Tim Peake
    Murray Walker
    Roy Chubby Brown
    Barry Manilow
    Tony Bennett

  6. I didn’t know old Ernie Bishop from Corrie had croaked… I still remember him getting shot in Mike Baldwin’s factory… Y’ know, when soap deaths were rare and big doings and didn’t happen every fucking week…

  7. No one had Lemmy then?

    (Mind you, you’d think Keith Richards would have gone long before Lemmy. And no one would have put money on Brian being the last of the three Wilson brothers still standing).

    • Fucking hell, Fred… Both Lemmy and Philthy now gone in a month… That only leaves Fast Eddie left from the original Motorhead…

      I think they’ll soon be a book on who will be the first/last Beatle to go… If we don’t include Pete, it’ll be only one of two choices… I reckon Ringo will go last…

  8. I had Lemmy and so did others a good few pools back. Kept coming back from the dead so let him drift. Only surprised that he lived the life and lived so long.

    • Not quite – there was Janner in between by Guardian Hater, but well done nevertheless. I’ll reset in a moment or two…

      To answer Shaun’s question, the only two in a row winner is actually me! ( Pools 2 and 3 way back when )

  11. Srnicek wasn’t a bad goalie actually… Schmichel (although he was a cunt!) was No.1 in the top division in those days… But Srnicek was pretty good too…

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