Dead Pool [29]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Guardian Hater who correctly predicted that the nasty little peado cunt Greville Janner would pop his clogs next. This at least proves that he might have got away with his disgusting behaviour but the Almighty has called the cunt to count. So definitely one less solid gold ubercunt in the world this morning…

So the slate is been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 29. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

62 thoughts on “Dead Pool [29]”

  1. David Rockefeller
    Elie Wiesel
    Gerald Kaufmann
    Henry Kissinger
    Jonathan Sacks

    Bastards one and all.

    Ta.

    • that’s not a bad list -you sound clued up.
      I would say
      Kissinger
      Gordon brown [the paedo ]
      ted heath [ paedo and murderer ]
      Saville the necrophilliac and child catcher for heath
      keith vaz [ peado and creepiest big brown blob on earth ]

      and my spare is
      Dianne abbot [ female shrek and racist ]
      and if I knew the names and details of the popes I would have squeezed a pope or 2 in somewhere.

  5. Clive James
    Denis Norden
    Liz Smith
    Sir George Martin
    Doris Day

    (with apologies to Dio, for my little outburst in the other thread…)

  7. Please may I Have the same again kind sir…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  9. 1Barack Obama (muslim supporting cunt)
    2 Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    3 Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
    4 Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
    5 Benjamin Netanyahu (kid killing cunt and immigrant spreading cunt)

  12. John Carpenter
    George A Romero
    Dennis Waterman
    Colin Dexter
    Hal Holbrook
    Burn forever Janner you filthy little cunt…..

  17. Bastard. Lost me best noms again even though I got in early and posted first along with Norman in the previous pool. Come orn Dio, play the white man and carry them over like you used to do. Anyway here under protest is another list for unimaginative cunts to steal:

    Muhammed Ali
    Leslie Philips
    Ken Dodd
    Barry Manilow
    Giscard D’Estaing

  18. Same again please, mine host!!
    Christmas Bonus list –
    His Royal Cuntishness Prince Charles
    Iain Duncan Smith
    Joanna Lumley
    Nigella Lawson
    Kirstie Allslopp

    …and a joyous season of cunting, sprout and mince-pie farting to y’all, New Year health and happiness &c.
    RE the comments about Jenni Murray… did you see the pictures of her with her bloody chichiuahahahahahas?? Reminds me of “Theatre of Blood”, with the great Robert Morley playing the role of a theatre critic, and being force-fed his “dahling children” – his poodles – in a pie… Murray’s pooches looked ready for basting with lard (from between her thighs?!), prior to being cooked in a Fukka Pie. Reckon they’ve been trained to service her?

  19. Suppurating Shite! My Doddy has been fucked again. OK. Back to one orf me earliest noms:

    Bruce Forsyth

  21. Same as pool 28 for me;

    Windsor Davies
    Raymond Chow
    Sir Nicholas Soames
    Derek Hatton
    Jacob Rothschild

  22. Bugger me fucking butler. Now that me blood pressure has come doin a bit and yours truly has benefited from a nice little single malt, Sir Limply does wish to state that he firmly believes that the Pool needs to benefit from regular injections orf new (all be it turgid) blood. Some orf you do try but not nearly enough.

    The one exception Sir Limply makes is to Fred West and is happy that he maintains his proprietorship orf the delectable Doris Day in the knowledge that there awaits beneath Fred’s patio a nice hole lined with silk panties and furnished with a semen scented pillow. You have class Fred.

  26. Hello. As part of my acceptance speech let me say how proud I am to have won the Dead Pool, and how pleased I am that Jenner the cunt is dead, although how much happier had he been sent down. Anyway, can I please have –

    1) Lily Allen
    2) Keith Allen
    3) Ruggero Deodato
    4) Clive Anderson
    5) Gillian Reynolds

    Thanks.

  27. Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Vivean Gray (Mrs Mangel)
    Geoffrey Bayldon (Catweazle/Crowman)
    Dick Cavett

  28. Here are my predictions:

    Jim Bowen
    HRH The Duke of Kent
    Donald Rumsfeld
    Bernie Eccleston
    Gordon Banks

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