Dead Pool [28]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Richard Debo Debson for winning the 27th dead pool by predicting that 80 year old TOWIE nobody z-list non-celeb Patricia ‘Nanny Pat’ Brooker would be the next cunt to pop her clogs.

This makes Debo a first time visitor to the Dead Pool winners’ podium so well done Debo…

And may I just add that it was jolly considerate of the old cunt to hang on until Dio was back from his trip to the frozen north! Saves The Eye having to do any work 😉

So come on all you cunters! The slate is been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 28. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool [28]”

  1. I’m back and we’re rolling again – and, yes, it was fucking cold in Arctic Norway not to mention the force nine gales!

    Anyhow, here’s my five that I’m going to demonise :

    Fidel Castro
    George Bush Snr
    Herman Wouk
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Kirk Douglas

  4. Kerry Kuntona
    Woody Allen
    Joan Collins
    Ian Brady
    Cliff (Clit) Richard (coz he’s a bit of a cunt)

  6. Here is my list : Vera Lynn Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Joao Havelange Douglas Slocombe

    • Zsa Zsa Gabor
      Billy Graham
      João Havelange
      Vera Lynn
      Douglas Slocome

      (apologies for the earlier format.I sent it from the phone.Apologies for being an annoying cunt Dioclese!)

  11. Christmas Bonus list –
    His Royal Cuntishness Prince Charles (suffocation between Camilla’s thighs)
    Iain Duncan Smith (disappears up his own fundament)
    Joanna Lumley (distressed leather…not an actual cause of death here, just a snipe about her looks)
    Nigella Lawson (what a stupendously cunty name, especially when your Dad’s…Nigel. Wasn’t there something about Nigella and rubber gloves in the kitchen in the papers recently??!)
    Kirstie Allslopp (in a hotel bedroom with Phil “the trumpet” Spencer)

    …and a happy season of cunting, sprout and mice-pie farting to y’all, New Year health and happiness &c.

  12. Here are my dead pool predictions:

    Jim Bowen
    HRH The Duke of Kent
    Paul Gascoigne
    Bernie Eccleston
    Gordon Banks

  13. Tommy Dochertty
    Frank O’ Farrell (ex-Man United Manager)
    Vivean Gray (Mrs Mangel from Neighbours)
    Geoffrey Bayldon (The Crowman)
    Sidney Poitier

      • Cheers, Fred… I saw a repeat of The Sullivans the other day, and Vivean Gray was playing Mrs Jessup… That gave me the idea… Frank O’ Farrell is also older than the Doc (and dear old Tommy is 86)…

  15. 1Barack Obama (muslim supporting cunt)
    2 Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    3 Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt)
    4 Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
    5 Benjamin Netanyahu (kid killing cunt and immigrant spreading cunt)
    my old five ,good job debo and welcome back dio

  17. Angela Rippon (I have my hand on my cock at the prospect)
    Penelope Keith (what a filthy fucking cunt)
    Jenni Murray (evil evil evil cancerous pig ho)
    Michelle Obama (dirty monkey – wish list entry – I would love to see that dirty monkey shot)

  22. Fantasy dead pool
    1.Bono
    2.David Cameron
    3.Piers Morgan
    4.Phillip Schofield
    5.Our Neighbour (Barry Sheene wannabe who has to start his bike at 6.30am with 2 minutes of 10,000rpm revving)

    Real Dead Pool Noms
    1.Roger Moore
    2.Syrian President Assad
    3.Bruce Forsyth
    4.Ian Paisley
    5. My fucking neighbour if he keeps that shit up!

  23. Hello, I’d like the following please. Some of the names may be mis-pelt but fuck these cunts –

    1) Lily Allen
    2) Keith Allen
    3) Russel Brand
    4) Ruggero Deodato
    5) Greville Janner

  24. Les Dennis
    Dawn French (heart attack obviously)
    Bruce Forsyth
    Ant (gaybashed to death)
    Dec (grief)

  25. Please may I have the same aggravating cunts as before.

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  26. Edith Piaf
    Winston Churchill
    Kevin bacon (and sausage)
    Statler and Waldorf (the heckling old guys in the Muppets)

  27. Dopey me, same cunts as before please.

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    • He looks like he died some time ago. The fucking cunt. That fucking Fairytale dirge was being blasted out in the shop yesterday. One of the shittest Christmas songs ever, but hailed by cunts who think anything Irish is automatically good.

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