Dead Pool [28]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Richard Debo Debson for winning the 27th dead pool by predicting that 80 year old TOWIE nobody z-list non-celeb Patricia ‘Nanny Pat’ Brooker would be the next cunt to pop her clogs.

This makes Debo a first time visitor to the Dead Pool winners’ podium so well done Debo…

And may I just add that it was jolly considerate of the old cunt to hang on until Dio was back from his trip to the frozen north! Saves The Eye having to do any work 😉

So come on all you cunters! The slate is been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 28. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool [28]”

  2. Yorkshire rippers a good choice at the moment Blobby. He won’t last long once he’s ransferred to mainstream prison.

  3. I nominate Kirk Douglas.( Who already looks like a cadaver )
    Bruce Forsythe.( Obviously )
    James Bolam. ( Who resembles a depressed satchel )
    Prince Phillip. ( Just hurry up )
    Bill Maynard. ( For Greengrass , the pikey boy-widener )

  4. I’ve never heard of Nanny Pat, oh well, well done anyway.

    My coffin dodgers this time round;

    Windsor ‘shut up’ Davies
    Raymond Chow (movie guy)
    Sir Nicholas Soames (can only be one pie short of a heart attack)
    Derek Hatton (please santa, let it be him)
    Jacob Rothschild

    Thank you

  5. Thanks for all the well done messages, here i go again

    Leslie Philips
    Doris Day
    Peter Sallis
    Dennis Norden
    Javier Perez de Cuellar

  8. Another one of my former picks Jimmy Hill has died.I think Norman had him most recently but dropped him also.

  9. Jimmy “Take in on the Chin” Hill has been in the frame for years. Typical of the bugger to cheat us. Anyway my noms:

    Muhammed Ali
    Olivia De Havilland
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Jerry Lewis
    Jim Dale

  10. I’m sure someone had Greville Janner in a recent pool too.

    Good riddance to the nonce cunt.

    • Yeah Guardian hater nabbed him.Looks like any trial now will be at the pearly gates.

      • Indeed. Had the cunt as a regular until some cunts stole him. Is there going to be a new pool since Guardian Hater nailed Janner? If so I want back some orf me regulars please:

        Muhammed Ali
        Leslie Philips
        Olivia De Havilland
        Ken Dodd
        Giscard d’Estaing

  11. Tommy Docherty
    Frank O ‘Farrell
    Vivean Gray (Mrs Mangel)
    Geoffrey Bayldon (Catweazle/Crowman)
    Sidney Poitier

    • Not to be a stiff arse fred but…”Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on” Aside from that good on guardian hater for cunting the click clank nonce janner.

      • Yeah, I know, but last time I waited 1) someone nicked one of my noms, 2) none of my noms got picked up and I lost out on a win, 3) there’s been no “we have a winner” on the front page…

      • With the greatest respect, I have a fucking life and despite popular belief do not monitor the site 24 hours a day!

        No offence meant – just saying…

        I’m off to paint the kitchen now so I’ll pick up again later in the day

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