Christmas Adverts

John Jewis Christmas Ad 2015

I’d like to cunt xmas fucking adverts, fuck off! Especially as they start towards the end of October.

Cliche after fucking cliche portraying a fucking fantasy that exists only in the heads of the fucking idiots who make them. Anyone’s Xmas is bound the be an anti -climax after enduring 8 weeks of the mind numbing shiite.

I noticed this year they are trying to big up Easter now – and as for halloween: Fuck off!

Nominated by: Ozymandias

65 thoughts on “Christmas Adverts

  1. I fucking hate christmas, never mind the adverts, and I refuse to give it a capital c. If I had the money, I’d be one of these cunts who fuck off abroad and come back when it’s all over.

    • You’d have to go a long long way to escape Christmas. You might be safe enough in Saudi Arabia…..

  2. The drenched in syrup and bullshit John Lewis Christmas ads are yet another thing the Great British X-Factor loving mong has gone apeshit over (‘Oooh! Have you seen the new John Lewis ad?’ and other such shite)… They don’t even make decent Christmas TV shows any more, never mind fucking adverts…

    I see our Scouse friends are at it again… They just can’t leave the griefjacking alone, can they? Just one question though: Will they be paying tribute to those Juventus fans they murdered at Heysel? No? I thought not… Fucking ‘always the victims’ self basting Scouse cunts..

    http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/memorial-service-held-liverpool-metropolitan-10484953

    • Comments containing ‘kike’ ‘yid’ and similar terms get automatically moderated. We had a spate of antisemitism on here a while back and had to do something to kerb it.

      Criticism is one thing, but abuse is another. It depends how you do it but there is a line drawn even on here. We don’t want to get sued and we apply that equally to all religions – even the fucking Kafliks…

      • The Tottenham fans have no problem with using the term ‘Yid Army…’ In fact they are quite annoyed that the clean up football PC mob have demanded they stop singing it… To which the Spurs fans (and a lot of them are Jewish) gave a deafening rendition of ‘We’re the Yid Army! And we sing what we want!’

        Like the term ‘Natty Dread’ was intended to be an insulting term aimed at rastas in the 70s… It was turned around and was even the title of a Wailers album…

        Loads of stick has been dished out here (some of it by me) about Paddies/Bogtrotters, Muslims, Scousers, the SNP… Surely, a lot of the time, criticism and abuse go together? It’s called ‘Is A Cunt’ after all (an abusive term in itself)… I can understand caution if someone in the past has spat their dummy out and threatened action, but everyone should be fair game without immunity when it comes to giving stick… That’s part of the fun…

  3. You don’t have to go very far on this site to find phrases like “raghead cunt”, but I suppose that is fair criticism and not abuse so its OK.

    As far as you being sued for something I have written, no doubt you have been through all the legal advice and so I bow to your expertise. However you may want to consider placing the site on a server outside the UK. I’d recommend California.

    https://www.webmasterworld.com/community_building/3163653.htm

    As for myself, everything I said was true so they can’t get me for liable.

    But as you will no doubt reply; Your site and your rules, and if I don’t like it I can fuck off……

    • Or to rephrase my original post;

      A group of school children were asked how they would be celebrating Christmas.

      One said they would get loads of presents, another said they would be eating turkey, one more said they would watch a James Bond film on the telly.

      Little Jacob said his family would gather round the Menorah and sing “What a friend we have in Jesus”

  4. The Jews are not allowed to be insulted simple, they even have organisations like the adl trawling the Internet to make sure of it.

    Free speech against jews = Antisemitism= bad, free speech against Muslims = islamophobia= good…..oy vey lol

    You’ll be ok dio, you have the ‘find a nazi’ header so you are in the Jewish hall of fame for sure.

    Our blog our rules but only you know them……with a moral compass like that honorary Israelis citizenship awaits…..

    • I agree with the first two paragraphs the jews in hollywood also turned movies into shit. Name 5 decent movies made in the last 10 years, I can’t. The best movies were made from 1930-1994 then it went to shit IMO.

      • “Nikita” 1995 (Luc Besson) – “Prisoners of the Mountains”, (1996) Sergie Bodrov, Arif Aliyev and Boris Giller – “A Very Long Engagement” (2004) Jean-Pierre Jeunet – “V for Vendetta” (2005) Wochawski …… and then I run out just to prove your point TS.
        As stated there is nothing worth a toss been produced in the last ten years and the best are pre-1995 with just a few sneaking under the catch-fencing

      • Hang on a minute, Holywood has always been run by Jews, MGM for example. And they produced some fantastic films.

        Groucho Marx and Woody Allen are two of the funniest cunts ever to have stood in front of a camera. Credit where credit is due.

      • you’re dead to me…an old pedo that even other jews have disowned and the other cunt was about as funny as ass cancer!

      • Ye Gads! …….. one ugly f’kr.
        Yeah I know TS, struggled as you pointed out, to find a decent film in the last ten years and got carried away.
        My bad 🙁

      • I liked the comic book version of V for Vendetta better than the film, and all the Judge Dredd films have been shite…

    • Personally I have no feelings about jews one way or the other. Hope you noticed that ‘jew’ did not trigger the moderation filter…

  5. My post about how Tottenham Hotspur fans (proudly) use the ‘Y’ word is awaiting moderation… Because it contains the ‘Y’ word…. Kanye West (cunt) is allowed to use the ‘N’ word though…

    Still, on the bright side, I can say what I like about the Scousers and those bogtrotting murdering Micks…. So every cloud and all that…

    • Kayne said nigger word like 200 times in his set at glastonbury, you say yob once and your looked at with scorn yob just means boy backwards basically

      • Exactly, TitSlapper… Cunts like Kanye, Jay-Z and NWA can spout the ‘N’ word and call women bitches (and put out records called ‘Cop Killer’ and ‘Fuck Tha Police’), but Spurs fans (who actually are Jewish) are reprimanded for singing Why Eye Dee (Haha! Gotcha!) Army…. The mind boggles…

        And that David Baddiel is a cunt… This posh boy nu-footie twat claims he is offended by Tottenham fans singing their song… Says Baddiel, who only started ‘supporting’ Chelsea (one of most racist fanbases around) in the 90s and has only ever seen a game of football from behind the glass of an executive box… Someone should tell Lord Snooty that the Spurs fans are Jewish and that they sing it out of sarcasm and defiance… We all know that cunts like Baddiel, Nick Hormby and Martin Amis (daddy’s boy cunt!) want to sanitise football entirely, but Baddiel doesn’t have to target his own kind to do it… The soft cunt…

      • That’ll be the day, Dio… When Baddiel got the gig to present the BBC2 ‘TV Fanzine,’ Standing Room Only, he ‘chose’ Chelsea as ‘his team…’ Same as that other cunt, Damon Albarn, chose Chelsea just to appear as one of the lads to the music press (instead of the ponce he really is)… Both of these post-Premiership nu-footie cunts would crap themselves if they were put in the Shed… Especially in its late 70s to late 80s heyday…

  6. I recall that only days after the Kanye West circus on BBC 2. Benedict Cumberbatch used the word ‘coloured’ in an interview… Now, I’m no Cumberbatch fan, but I do think he was trying to be inoffensive and polite (nobody had a problem with the word coloured years ago)… Yet while that West pillock gets lavished with praise, Cumberbatrch was hauled over the coals by PC mob… They were acting like Cumberbatch had said nigger or coon (if he’d have said black they’d be offended by that too!)… Yet Kanye West fucking does say it and that’s acceptable… What a load of crap…

  7. “you’re dead to me…an old pedo that even other jews have disowned and the other cunt was about as funny as ass cancer!”

    Sorry, Dad…..

    • I say sir next you’ll be back-peddling about your honest opinions regarding jews in the vain hope if you give up your intellectual integrity you may just not get kicked off of a site called is a cunt! Personally I think being taken to task about it in the face of obvious bias should be worn like a badge of honor, meh just my 2 shekels on the subject .

      • I would have hoped that with a handle like “pagliacci” you would have seen some humor in the matter.

      • Depends of how far I see people are willing to bend rather than stick to their morals really, the humor I see in that can be a double edged sword….the comedy/tragedy masks come to mind

    • Honor? Humor?

      Right so.

      Don’t worry about the red sea pedestrians they are illegal immigrants by dint of: The Great Act of Expulsion.

  8. Tragedy and comedy are the two sides of the same coin. You can either laugh or you can cry. I’d prefer to laugh, but still recognise the darkness that is behind all comedy. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.

    As for bending my morals, I’ll just say that my moral compass, such that it is, is to be fair. Credit where it is due and criticism in the same fashion.

    I’m sorry for not being black or white, but grey. The paradox of truth is that it often lies in the grey areas.

    • quite honestly, after your first few honest posts on the jew bias here regarding not being allowed to insult them and the valid points you raised about the blind eye turned to other insults towards muslims etc, I find that last reply of yours utterly worthless ‘pc’ nonsense mate! Only you know why you chose to write it as it made fuck all sense to me other than the fact you want to change the subject which you are fully entitled to do, but next time simply just say you want to change the subject…

      • Eh, what offence?, I have not indicated I have taken offence, I have merely pointed out that your earlier passion on the subject has waned to a slight hardly noticeable blip. It’s as if you almost want to play down what you wrote earlier although I do hope i’m wrong of course.

      • Yes, you are wrong, or rather mistaken. I stand by what I wrote and until anyone can prove to me otherwise the Jews do profit greatly from Christmas in a manner which Buddhists do not profit from Passover nor Christians from Diwali.

        And this site does openly encourage the cuntrification of Muslims, but discourages antisemitism.

        Have a laugh…..

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDWOP_McMHA

      • And let’s not forget the slave trade and the millions killed by the British to further their interests abroad while we’re at it.
        Game set and match?

      • Bahhhhhhhhh I know that one only too fucking well for reasons I won’t go into here!

        The King David hotel jew terrorist attack was the founding stone of israel! The whole fucking state is based on hypocrisy. israel has the fucking cheek to cunt off hamas as a terrorist organisation which they refuse to negotiate with yet their whole fucking state is based on the same premise! The bombing directed at the British which killed 91 people and injured countless others was sanctioned by terrorist leader Menachem Begin who then went on to be israel’s fucking prime minister, he even ordered the bombers be dressed as arabs sneaky cunt!

        THIS IS HOW FUCKING RUTHLESS THESE CUNYS ARE…oops cap lock no offence….The Irgun committed the attack in response to Operation Agatha, known in Israel as “Black Saturday”.[9][dead link] British troops had searched the Jewish Agency on June 29 and confiscated large quantities of documents which contained incriminating information about the Agency’s involvement in violence. The intelligence information was taken to the King David Hotel,[10] where it was initially kept in the offices of the Secretariat in the southern wing. In order to destroy the documentation, the Irgun therefore determined to destroy that wing of the hotel.

        israel, a terrorist state born of terrorist actions led by terrorist hypocrisy, and all this is the perfect recruitment drive for muslim fucking nutjob extremists!

      • They most certainly are but the fact israel was born by their own terrorist bombing campaign in the 30s/40sby the then named irgun who were led by menachem begin (the future prime minister of israel) and yet israel refuse to talk with hamas because they are ‘terrorists’ makes them hypocritical cunts! The only peace israel want is another PIECE of Palestine.

        Fair play about the jew cunting and no chance about running the blog, not after I saw the trouble you go through sorting out the deadpool lol

  9. Sorry, could you quote the posts which caused offence as I don’t see anything which is inconsistent with my original posting, which has been deleted anyway.

    In a nut shell I said that many of those who profit the most from the comercialisation of Christmas are jews or jewsish owned companies, like Negela Lawson, BHS, M&S, Tesco, Lewis’s department store and Allan fucking Sugar. I stand by that statement. It was automatically moderated because I used the K word. I don’t see any backtracking at all.

  10. I would like to nominate the untouchable jews for a cunting!

    It is about as likely to happen here or anywhere else on the interweb come to that as israel admitting committing war crimes/genocide on Palestinians I know but still!

    It seems any other race, creed, religious group or culture are fair game on the internet but mention the jews and all fucking hell breaks loose regarding your motives which of course will end up with the all too familiar ‘anti semitic’ banner waved in your face!

    Given enough time you turn into the thing you hate, the USA can’t make a decision without permission from the jewish lobby, the israelis war machine is the new nazi Germany and only helps to strengthen the extremist muslim propaganda recruitment drive regarding converting moderate muslims who see the injustice.

    TADDAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • Israel and America are the perfect symbiosis, attack one and you attack the other. Until Russia and China take over from the septics then the jews will run the world.

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