Belgium

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What the fuck use is bastard Belgium? Apart from chocolate and horse meat sandwiches what has the capital orf the Euro ever done for the world?

Hercule Poriot (fictional),

Claude Van Damme (semi-fictional little cunt last seen tossing himself orf in the snow flogging an undrinkable yank beer)

Hotbed orf paedo networks involving the police and politicians (only too true)

Now Le Frogs wake up to the fact that Belgium is a nerve centre orf ISIL and instrumental in the Paris attacks (always thought Paris Carnage was a night club). What does little Hollande do in response? Bombs la merde oit orf Syria. Wrong my short arsed ami.

Bomb bloody Belgium (but spare the beer)

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

37 thoughts on “Belgium”

  1. Belgie bastards. I worked for them when I was in the middle east, a nation of bent managers. Not an original thought between them. Their idea of entertainment was: First off. Big glass coffee table -circular- one Kleenex and it’s GO!; pants down, sit down and see who could be first off and hit the Kleenex. Hold that image and you have: back stabbing, double dealing, perverted fuck wank Belgie bastards in a nutshell.

    Cunts of the first watter.

  2. What is belgium famous for? Chocolate and peadophilia; and they only invented the chocolate to get at the kids.

    • Maybe that’s why they are so welcoming to the muzzies and their paedo prophet who more or less plagerized the bible with the help of a monk, Bahira was a heretical monk(catholic-nestarion) whose errant views inspired the Qur’an.

  3. It has an office block with four people working there, all security guards as the 22,000 companies actually registered as being there are just phantoms for tax evasion purposes. Prince Freidrick or Ruprick Str, something like that.

    • Thats another thing about bataclan there was barely any security guards just a bunch of baton welding fools. Paris is slowy becoming a mecca in its own right, the french froggy cunts this was bound to happen.

  7. Actually you are all a bunch of cunts! The slr or British combat rifle was modeled on the fn, likewise the GPMG again Belgium! Made a lot of toys for me they did!
    Chocolates nice too.

  8. Bad news for ISIS, Russian strategic bombers have just closed the Halal KFC in Raqqa…
    Just kill the cunts….

    • Now if Putin could just guide to the halal KFC down in Hyde, my year would be perfect.

  10. I know this reads just like my previous cunting but think of it as a cover version in the style of Mark Ronson. I hope this could be the first cunting to re enter the ‘Is a cunt’ charts for the second time.

    Why the fuck has Mark Ronson not been cunted before?

    This rich privileged talentless fucker has a stranglehold on the music biz simply because he can pull off a half decent cover. Fuck me , the words original, talented, creative or even ‘can write a basic tune with three chords’ will never ever be applied to this rich cunt.

    On the other hand he could pull off a very good wedding band playing everyones favourites. CUNT.

    • Why the fuck
      Why the fuck
      Why the fuck

      Cunting Mark Ronson
      Cunting Mark Ronson

      This rich privileged talentless fucker has a stranglehold on the music biz simply because he can pull off a half decent cover.

      This rich privileged talentless fucker has a stranglehold on the music biz simply because he can pull off a half decent cover.

      Cunting Mark Ronson
      Cunting Mark Ronson

      Fuck me , the words original, talented, creative or even ‘can write a basic tune with three chords’ will never ever be applied to this rich cunt.

      Fuck me , the words original, talented, creative or even ‘can write a basic tune with three chords’ will never ever be applied to this rich cunt.

      Cunting Mark Ronson
      Cunting Mark Ronson

      On the other hand he could pull off a very good wedding band playing everyones favourites. CUNT.

      CUNT. CUNT. CUNT.
      C-C-C-CUNT!

      Cunting Mark Ronson
      Cunting Mark Ronson

      Why the fuck has Mark Ronson not been cunted before?
      What a fucking talentless cunt!

      (Produced by Vermin Cunt Spotter / Remixed by Fred West)

  12. The BBC are monumental cunts…
    Apparently that load of mockney shite, NeverEnders, had a scene tonight which ‘showed the true meaning of Islam…’ Which basically means they churned out all the ‘They’re quite nice really’ and ‘Islam is the religion of peace, Ebony and Ivory’ fucking bullshit…

    First of all, why is up to these cunts to spread this crap? Second, TV shows should not be used to spread social propaganda… Third, what the fuck do these IS cunts have to do to make these apologist cunts wake up? Drop a fucking atomic bomb?! Behead the Queen?! The mind fucking boggles!

    Any excuse maker or apologist for these fuckers is as bad as IS themselves… And these BBC cunts should be wiped out with them…

    • Yes I saw that Norman, pissed me off too.

      I really don’t understand the love affair between self-proclaimed “progressives” and Islamists. I’ve read their shitty book …

      http://is-a-cunt.com/2015/05/the-koran/#comments

      … and it’s full of stuff that would make the average PC cocksucker faint if Farage said it. Still, as my brother says, race is the ace of fucking trumps to these limp-wristed twats. Or they’re desperate to suck some brown cock for a change.

      • BBC apologists just been on (06:25) spouting; “… if we turn against the Syrian refugees then IS has won….”
        How? Fucking how have they won and what have they won? ……. maybe the brainwashing of the BBC. Wankers!

  13. As a follow up to my last cunting, I’ll add this…
    What the fuck is wrong with the UK? Being working class is now a stigma and the people are seen as a joke… The BBC are one example, but it’s everywhere… If Bruce Springsteen celebrates American working class life (‘Born In The USA’ ‘The Ghost Of Tom Joad’) he is praised to the heavens… If someone celebrates English working class life (Ray Davies ‘Working Man’s Cafe’) they are seen as a bigot…. Someone puts up a Union Jack and they’re called racist… That flag has many meanings: VE Day, Hilary on Everest, the 1966 World Cup, the 1977 Jubilee etc Why the fuck does it have to be racist?! The working class are bludgeoned and dumbed down at every opportunity, yet they’re opening Halal Subway sandwich bars and the BBC are telling us how great Islam is, after over a hundred people lie dead in Paris?! Fuck them all…. Cunts!

    • Exactly, Rich… As I said to a neighbour only weeks ago, ‘My imaginary God told me I couldn’t eat bacon and sausages for breakfast… So I told my imaginary God to fuck off….’

    • They have Halal bacon. …. it’s called Turkey Rashers and they sell it at Green Valley; looks like bacon, tastes like Christmas, or if you are Muslim like any other day.

  15. Sharia law is also recognised and given full acceptance in the green paper around the future of higher education in the UK. The paper is currently up for consultation, but not this part unsurprisingly.
    We are being led by the fucking nose, and our apathy and fear of going against the moral majority will be our undoing.

  16. More Beeb cuntery… The twats want to remake Porridge… With Fletch’s grandson in the nick for computer hacking… For fuck’s sake, is that all they can think of? Porridge was of its time with excellent scripts, actors and characters… All leading players from the series are now dead, so expect piss poor copies of McKay, Barrowclough, Godber etc… Also, a little cunt in for computer hacking in an all mod cons holiday camp modern prison is not the wide boy stuck in a shithole 70s jail, is it? Hardly the same earthiness to it really… I also don’t see how it could work… A modern comedy in a men’s prison that will obviously be ridiculously PC and full of the token multiculti and gay characters… It’ll probably be like Mrs Brown’s Boys behind bars… Porridge was a man’s show, but this won’t be….

      • Of course they will. Alf Garnett will be a transgender social worker from Camden with a Muslim “partner” and a couple of refugee kids. And what is your problem with that you homophobic cunt?

      • erm ……. only that it would be “‘Til death us do part” but otherwise pretty spot on 😉

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