BBC Boffins

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From Prof Brian Cox to Prof Alice Roberts and the whole shower of cunts employed by the BBC to bring you retard level science. Water can be a liquid, a solid or a gas. Fucking hell, bust out the nobel prize… for cunts!

Brian Cox is possibly the most well known, a theoretical physicist (charlatan) involved with CERN (Cunting Euro Retard Nonces, well it should be!) but it’s center for euro research or some bollocks, fucking Google it if you care!

If you’ve never seen him just imagine a ‘messy’ haircut in skinny jeans or any bass player from any ‘indie’ band in the last 25 years. A monumental cunt of epic proportions, he oozes cuntitude and is the BBC’s current ‘top boy’, can often been seen mincing around wit that Eyrish cunt Dara O’brien.
He makes Joey Essex look charming and somewhat of a raconteur you’d invite round for supper.

Then we have Alice Roberts, a fucking veggie no doubt (topical), tree hugging, red hair dyed bumpkin, she seems to raise the temperature of the ‘Time Team’ set who only get excited at finding a 12th century shithouse with fecal remains.A biologist I think, but seen presenting all sorts of guff on BBC4.
Probably a lesbian, but filling some PC box at the BBC and the current ‘top dog’ of the bitches.

Then you have the shower of shite who make up the rest, Dr Suzannah Lipscomb, Dr Helen Czerski, Prof Jik AlkAlili, Neil Oliver, and the worst of the lot Dr Kate Williams.

Kate Williams deserves a cunting all of her own, she looks like Elizabeth I from Blackadder, has her tongue so far up the Royals arseholes her breath smells of corgi shit . She is on every TV show whenever there is anything in the papers about the Royals, She is always promoting, defending and wanking over the royals, what an epic brown nosing slag, sling her in the tower, the cunt.

So the BBC and their shower of open university grads presenting science even a 6 yr old could understand deserves cunting…

Nominated by: Boaby

40 thoughts on “BBC Boffins”

  1. In other absolutely brilliant news, Bahar Mustafa has decided to quit her ‘job’.

    Hopefully the dozy cunt will fuck off out of our green and pleasant land to stand shoulder to shoulder with her sisters in downtown raqqa.

    Give the goats a bit of a break until the local jihadi nutjobs get bored of her whining and launch her off the top of a building, stone her to death and then set her on fire.

    A fitting end for an absolute cunt.

      • I can’t think of any situation where her attendance could be defined as a great laugh.

        She is one of those obnoxious cunts who can suck all the joy out of a party in full swing just by walking through the door.

        Anyway, I’ve got her in the dead pool.

        Fingers crossed.

      • “I can’t think of any situation where her attendance could be defined as a great laugh.”

        A surprise party hosted by Flaxen Saxon…?

    • I would pay so see him put down. My old mentor instilled in me: Intellect is the pretender to the throne of wisdom; he was a sage old Cunt. You nominate the thickCunt that is Cox.

      He’s a CUNT.

      Cox by name cock by nature. Here’s a rule of thumb: if the bbc push an expert in your face day after day they…is a Cunt. No exceptions.

    • Cox does look like a bit of a mong, doesn’t he?
      And O’Brien is a smug, unfunny, bogtrotting cunt, t’ be sure, now…

  5. Hasna Ait Boulahcen, that silly bitch of a suicide bomber is (or should I say was) an ISIS shagbag and a fucking cunt… All this shite about her being “vulnerable and fragile…” They forgot to add she is now also in fucking pieces…. A cunt who is now a dead cunt…

    • Better still she was standing next to a suicide bombing cunt who blew himself up taking her with him…boooooooom

    • They should take the bit of spine they found of hers and shove it up the arsehole of her dead ‘boyfriend’ terrorist shitstain and then shove them both up the arsehole of a pigs carcass before burring the lot under 20 feet of rancid pig shit. They will now be unclean defiled CUNTS.

  6. Saw a canny one on youtube the other day. A suicide bomber detinated his bomb and killed no one. The daft cunt tore himself in half and was still alive. These daft cunts really belive they go to paradise when they die and get to shag a load of virgins but what do the muslim women get when they shuffle off, loads of big black cocks to suck on and an endless supply of chocolate perhaps ?

  7. 72 virgins = 72 mother-in-laws, daft cunts haven’t realised they’re actually going to hell!

  8. I would like to nominate the armchair ulema for a severe cunting.

    For those folks who don’t know (although the number of folks who are unaware of the violence in the Koran is shrinking after every Islamist attack, much to the chagrin of BBC and Guardianazi “progressive” types), the ulema are the body of “scholars” entitled to opine on all things Islamic. One must be recognised as a member by other greasy beard wearing paedophiles to qualify; needless to say, no women need apply. However, this doesn’t stop various “progressive” fucktards claiming that ISIS is not Islamic, based on their reading of a Wikipedia page and a couple of op-ed pieces in the Guardian written by odious cunts like Mehdi Hasan. That stupid bitch in the audience of Question Time on Thursday night whining about the straw man of “Islamophobia” is a prime example of this type of cunt.

    The leader of ISIS (the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria) has a Ph.D. in Islamic Studies from the Islamic University of Baghdad. He is so confident of his Islamic credentials that he has declared himself Caliph, second on Earth only to the semi-historical desert bandit who allegedly started all this nonsense. May I respectfully suggest to these cocksuckers that Al-Baghdadi knows more about his religion than you do.

    Interestingly, it is considered poor form in Guardianazi circles to question someone’s self-identification. Thus, Germaine Greer was hounded by “progressive” twats for saying that injecting yourself with female hormones, putting on a dress and sitting down to piss doesn’t make you a woman. But it’s apparently ok to say these self-identifying Muslims are not Muslims because … eh, because I said so, you racist bastard. How dare you invade my safe space?

    A lot of wankstains tweeted (twatted?) a tidied-up, Toytown version of Koran 5:32 after the recent events in Paris in order to prove that Islam is a “religion of peace” (copyright, every “progressive” cunt who has ever touched a keyboard). Now, if this is the best they can do to prove Islam is peaceful, then they are in big trouble. I invite fellow cunters, to read the whole verse and the one after it to get a true sense of what it means. The armchair ulema accuse ISIS of quoting the Koran out of context and then proceed to do exactly the same thing.

    • It is more so about the motives behind the muslims interpretations of the verses and whether they are using them to promote their own agenda or not, bin laden’s use or misuse depending how you see it of the sword verse quran 9:5 being a now classic example.

      With so many different muslim sects violently disagreeing with each other over the verses in the quran what chance do Western people have to live peacefully with them?

      • I tried being “progressive” with Westminster Council concerning a sign that stated “No Parking between 6am and 6pm” but that pig didn’t fly with them. …. I mean, who the fuck gets up at 6am and goes to work when they live in Westminster for fucks’ sake!

      • Not wishing to appear as an armchair ulema, but here is an interesting analysis of verse 9:5 viewed through the context of other verses in the koran as well as historical and contemporary writings and the historical actions of Mo and other caliphs. I’d call it fairly thorough.

        http://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/swordverse.htm
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        For those who cannot be bothered, muslims smell, simple as that.

      • Interesting stuff, Mr Rich. I exempt you from my cunting as the twats I was slagging off only go looking for “evidence” of Islam’s benign nature.

        I assume you are not a greasy beard wearing paedophile and as such are excluded from membership of the ulema anyway.

  9. The FBI have invented a prayer mat laced with Semtex and are selling them on E-bay. They are selling like hot cakes apparently, Prophets are going through the roof…..

    • What a cunt and Watford are cunts for taking the cunt back on and the judge was a cunt for only giving the cunt 10 months. 10 fucking months? Are you fucking sure, judge? Maximum sentence for affray is 3 years, and if they had bumped it up to wounding or inflicting grievous bodily harm with Intent the cunt could have done life. The cunts!

      • It’s a shame that Bryan Robson or Roy Keane aren’t playing for United today… So they could give that Deeney cunt the twatting he deserves…

      • You couldn’t make this up, Rich… United won today, courtesy of a last minute own goal from… Troy Deeney…

        As that little cunt, George Formby, used to say, Turned out nice again…

  11. I’d like to make a movie about ISIS and their philosophy. It will be called ‘Men who fuck goats’. Any donations appreciated. CUNTS

  12. Nah, sorry I can cunt them all, not when I’d let Alice Roberts ruin me even if she talked menstrual cramps and centuries old bones in a bog pit while she did me in for life. 😉

  13. I used to respect Alice Roberts but when she did a programme about how girls are held back I lost all my respect for her. If a girl doesn’t want to study science it’s her own decision not because all men are sexists. Alice Roberts is one of those new generation of feminists who blame all negatives on men.

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