44 thoughts on “Bernard Hinault”

    • I want to nominate that smug, pretentious, sickly Irish cunt Daniel O Donnell.
      Think of all those menopausal, frustrated housewives with their wet fannies watching him on Strictly. Met a young Irish kid once who used to be in his Irish dance troupe, she reckoned he was a real bell end, who never went anywhere without his entourage of people with their heads up his arse. Constantly publically paying homage to adoring fans whilst secretly telling them to fuck off, wanker.

  2. I forgot I had nominated that cunt, there must be a huge backlog of cunts on the cuntQ

    Nice pic titslapper, That burger has the same nutritional value as a McDonalds burger, ie – full of shit 🙂

  3. i ‘d like to nominate those fuckin tv progs featuring fuckin so called celebs of on a jolly to some far flung country. either motor cycling ( ewen fuckin mcgregor) or jumping on trains ( michael ( dolphin sq) portilloo, chris tarrant ) who wants to watch these annoying twat being paid to have a fucking good time. ben fuckin fogle is another one. fuck off out it wer’e not fuckin interested.

    • I’d like to nominate cunts who send in nominations in all lower case and then expect me to retype it all before publishing. Have these fuckers never heard of a ‘caps key’ or ‘cut and paste’? 😉

      • I agree there’s nothing worse then lower case nominations Ozymandias for shame

        Today I got a bargain on two books I’ve been meaning to read Keith Richards Life (original sc price £7.29 got it for half a quid ) and Neil Young waging heavy peace (original hc price £27 got it for a bloody £1). Thats what I love about those old thrift shops get shite for a killing.

      • You didn’t like young’s book? at least he wrote it himself which is a rarity in the music autobiography industry.
        I’m not the biggest CSNY fan but I liked Deja Vu and his solo albums. Its only 1 quid what the fuck no big loss if it’s boring. Most books are boring in the wrong frame of mind heard good and bad things about both books.

      • Boring is relative. One man’s meat is another man’s poison after all.

        I was more of a Steve Stills man myself. IMHO one of the great guitarists. Saw CSN at Hammersmith Apollo many years back. For the first 3 or 4 numbers they were shite – then they got their act together! Second half was all accoustic and brilliant. I was surprised that players of this experience took so long to get into their stride.

      • The Keef biography is great…. The book ‘Dear Boy’ about Keith Moon is very good too (much better than Townshend’s recent book)… Haven’t read the Neil Young one though…

        Another great one is ‘The Stone Roses’ by Simon Spence…

      • I’m not a huge who fan or keith moon fan he was a pretty sloppy drummer in my opinion and he killed his friend and bodyguard Neil Boland.
        Don’t get me wrong he had his moments songs where his drumming stands out the most was I can see for miles, cowebs and strange,rael, my generation,happy jack, The Ox, jeff becks bolero and Baba O’Riley.

        I think he is a bit overrated as a drummer and I could care less about his arsehole reputation of destroying hotels but he definitely fit the chaotic sound of the who.
        His drumming is best explained by the man himself “I suppose as a drummer, I’m adequate. I’ve got no real aspirations to be a great drummer. I just want to play drums for the Who and that’s it”.

      • Ginger Baker said ‘Keith Moon couldn’t swing a sack of shit…’ I rate Moon as a drummer (as a person, he was a bit of a cunt… Especially to his wife, Kim), but there were better at the time: Mitch Mitchell (Hendrix), Ian Paice (Deep Purple), Carmine Appice (Vanilla Fudge) and of course, Ginger Baker… I think Moon without John Entwistle wouldn’t have been half as effective… Like Ringo can be a good drummer, but he was only at his best when locked in with McCartney…

      • Capskeycutnpaste: Is that something to do with peppers? or have I got the wrong end of the stick again.

      • Nick Mason is a very underrated drummer… I love that bit in the Pompeii film: where during ‘One Of These Days’ the stick flys out of his hand and he picks up another one, without missing a beat…

      • The Clash also had a fine drummer in Nicky ‘Topper’ Headon… A shame that those cunts, Strummer and Rhodes, treated him like a piece of piss….

      • “Keith Moon couldn’t swing a sack of shit” Baker actually said that about John Bonham(Zep fans haven’t forgiven him since)Moon actually adored Baker. Its in a very good documentary and I usually hate docs.Here it is if you want to check it out Beware of Mr.Baker https://youtu.be/xwygA3BBUvs (let me know if it works alright).

        Yeah Nick Mason is a bloody good drummer very unique player(love Pompeii) and Topper as well he made the band a million times richer with rock the casbah.
        Phil Collins is also a very good drummer and singer people slag him off for no reason it seems maybe cause he’s bald I dunno(better then most drummers though).

  4. Virgin Atlantic, fucking bunch of cunts the lot of them. 3 fucking drinks on a 10 1/2 hour flight and you have to virtually kiss their snooty arses to get those, don’t forget your Ps&Qs otherwise the trolley dolly throws a hissy fit. They say they have had trouble with people getting too pissed, well in that case learn to recognise some one who can take their drink from a 2 pint terrorist. Cunts.

  5. eh? waddya mean cut an paste?. i know wot cut an paste is but why is it relevant here? call me a cunt.

  6. I think Mark Zuckerberg is long overdue a double cunting.
    1. Facebook paid £4g corporation tax on £1m in 2014
    2. No dislike button – so any cunt can post anything and you can’t disagree with it without posting a riposte, which presumably bumps up his earnings – the ultimate media whore-cunt.

    • Good nomination,
      But hit the smug cunt where it hurts, if you use Facebook, then STOP – delete your fucking account.
      If you have to use it, then use adblock and no/script – fuck making him money.
      That’s the best ‘dislike’ button, don’t fucking use the shite, and don’t get me started on fucking Twitter….

      • I don’t use Facebook or Twitter myself – I use gmail for MSM reader comments – note to self cunt Huff Post at future date.
        It’s no public secret about cunt Zuckerberg and his tax “avoidance” exploits but when I saw the cunt on tv justifying the lack of a dislike button “because it was too negative” and then a clip of the cunt dancing on a bus at a LGTB parade I though 2 birds with 1 stone.
        The i and grauniad don’t have dislike buttons on their comment pages either the cunts. DM/DE do which allow for ad hoc referenda.
        Fuck me, the porridge wogs are beating Oz – back the convicts quick before they get their shit together.

  7. The Electoral Reform Society are a bunch of ineffective cunts.
    Founded in 1884 (131 years ago) with an aim of replacing FPTP with Proportional Representation they have spectacularly failed. I’ve never seen them organise a petition to get rid of FPTP, but when a 16 year old “young lib-demmer” started a change.org petition (getting nearly 1/2 a million signatures) they jumped on the bandwagon. And I’ve not heard a peep out of them about Lords reform.
    Cunts.

  8. Well done for suggesting Daniel O Donell for a cunting. To be sure to be sure and the top of the morning to ya. Oh bejaysus don’t be blowing off my kneecaps now. To be sure I only wear green on paddys day and drink copious amounts of Guiness so I do.

  9. May I leave an addendum to my last post. My neither regions have never become moist at the sight of Daniel O Donell. In fact the very opposite, a dry baron waste ground.

  10. DOD is a sex god, he gets my knickers wetter than Joey Essex does, but don’t tell Boaby, he is a miserable cunt and will lock me back in the cellar if he finds out I have been fudging my flange over other men!

    • What the bloody hell is DOD ma’am? wouldn’t be Depth of Discharge battery from your dilly do would it. I googled it and it brought me United States Department of Defense I’m guessing that isn’t it. Oh well back to the cellular I guess, Joey Essex you say? that shitty little DJ maybe you deserve the cellular.

      • DOD – Daniel O’Donnell (iI thought it was obvious seeing as I replied to a comment about him)
        Can you read? You cunt 🙂

      • I can read you cunt but I hate internet abbreviations cause it could literally mean anything unless its in the right context. I didn’t see the comment made previously calm your tits down. Plus Daniel O’Donnell sucks if I want drunken irish potato music I’ll listen to the chieftains.

  11. RE:Dio I like stephen stills great guitarist but his solo albums are kinda bad aside from his debut and Manassas’s 1st album even though I’m not a huge fan of his solo material but I’m not as venomous as that poofter cunt Robert Christagu. He said about Stephen Stills “Keep it up, SS–it’ll be a pleasure to watch you fail” I hate that cunt Christagu he doesn’t even review records he just peddles off his pseudo-intellectual nonsense peppered with back handed compliments and insults. His Stephen Stills reviews (if you want to call it that are here) Always gives Noi York musicians high grades even though it sucks too http://www.robertchristgau.com/get_artist.php?id=3819&name=Stephen+Stills

      • Just finished listening to it, Not bad pretty good I like demo’s sometimes demos are better then the fully fleshed out studio version not always but sometimes it is(in this case it is for most of the songs).

        I think thats why I liked the bob dylan basement tapes it turned out better then most of his studio output aside from blonde on blonde and bringing it all back home.
        If you liked Just Roll The Tape I think you might like Syd Barrett’s 2nd Solo album if you haven’t heard it before its a real treat I’d go as far to say there isn’t a bad track on the album a real masterpiece. Jerry shirley(drummer) from humble pie is on it wright and gilmour too(let me know what you think, if you want) https://youtu.be/zHRm6yWHyNk

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