The ads that I particularly hate are the ones that imply that all woman are geniuses and men are as thick as pig shit. Fuck right off you bunch of misandrist slags.
Just because advert’s 30/40/50 years ago were somewhat sexist, doesn’t mean you have to get ‘revenge’ by turning it around. It comes across as immature, unimaginative, and pathetic. A sexist prick, is a sexist prick, regardless of gender.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Good call.
Just another insidious weapon in the: ‘I should feel some guilt here’ mind fuck arsenal. As I’ve said before:
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Unpicking the fabric of society one thread at a time. I say let women run the show; that will give me more time in my shed.
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As they long as they understand that I WON’T be following any rules they set, fine.
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There’s beer in the shed. Rules?
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I like beer. It calms me down. Does your shed have electric? Mine does. Solar power does, occasionally, prove useful.
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Maybe these adverts will be shown in a future version of that It Was Alright In The 60/70/80s shit, with unfunny “comedians” pulling pained faces in between clips.
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They should do a show called It Was Better in the 60s/70s/80s…
Soft arsed cunts get too easily offended these days, by absolutely anything…
That makes me heave about these ‘It Was Alright’ wankfests on the telly:
These comedian cunts and journo cocks who have the caption ‘Not around in the 60s or 70s’ under their smug and ugly fizzogs…. These pricks weren’t actually there, yet they think they are authorities on the subject? They can fuck right off… I wonder in 30 years or so if there’ll be a show called ‘It was alright in the noughties’ with people cringing about TV for mongs like X-Factor, Big Brother and Strictly Come Cunting?
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I hate those fuckers. If you weren’t alive in the 80’s, you have fuck all clue what it was like, and no right to comment. You certainly have no right to sneer. As I’ve said to my children, the 80’s had its problems. And the fashion was shite, but the music was fucking awesome. Better than the shite they listen to today. Little Mix? No Direction? Shite!
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The 12′ single was king… I don’t mean a remixed version of the original 7′ padded out… Bands like New Order released proper 12′ records (I still have my copies of Blue Monday, Temptation, Shellshock etc)…. The cunts in today’s music business wouldn’t know where to start…. Even the so-called Boybands of the 80s (Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran etc) were better than crap like One Direction and all that shit…
This was a great 12′ single…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp07eH7ZINg
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Hevean 17 and peanut head look of love MINT
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80’s music wasn’t all bad but they was alot of cringeworthy shite it was also the birth of music videos becoming a mainstay. I’m not against videos per say but there were alot of shitty videos in the 80’s and 90’s especially. Duran Duran probably weren’t that bad definitely not a favorite. Good singers though at least they played they’re own instruments but those cunts gave birth to that whole music video culture shite.
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The correct answer to the question “Are you intimidated by intelligent woman?” is “I will let you know once one arrives”
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Reminds me of something my uncle Terry used to say….
“You know the problem with nice women, son? Never fucking met one…”
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Or even ‘I don’t know, I’ve never met one’.
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I think i have met one (code word COCK)
Nasa sent two monkeys and a woman on a mission to mars and nasa said to the first monkey “set a trejectory of 15 degrees”and stand down “second monkey “set on auto pilot and get some sleep !
Nasa to the woman HOOVER UP AND DO NOT TOUCH FUCK ALL
as you do
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Cunts who “can’t chalk” a game of darts in a pub really piss me off.
It’s not that they have an allergy to chalk, they’re just too fucking lazy or ignorant to do some really basic arithmetic – you know, add up 3 1 or 2-digit numbers in your head and subtract the total from another number thats already in front of you. It’s hardly fucking rocket science, although if they buy a drink and get the wrong change they immediately turn into mathematical geniuses.
They see a game on and in true Yosser Hughes fashion think “I can do that – gizza game”.
Have they got their own darts – have they fuck, they’ll “borrow yours”, like fuck they will.
And when you go out of your way to accommodate them, e.g. sort them out a set of pub darts and say that you’ll tell them the scores and remainders to write down, they bounce around by the chalking board like fucking Zebedee or a nodding donkey or yammering in your fucking ear when you’re throwing.
I’m not a fucking social worker; I don’t go to the pub to teach remedial arithmetic or darting etiquette. It’s got to the point where I just fuck off to another pub and they can have the board to themselves.
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I am a lazy cunt
it was “women – know your limits”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
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And of course, this one.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2z6unh
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And then this one. Which would be hilarious, if it didn’t highlight how fucking dangerous women are behind the wheel of a car.
https://youtu.be/HVer2e3TX6s
Just guessing that somehow it was the bloke’s fault.
It always is.
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Wow just bloody wow how did that happen? she just gunned it like from 1 to 30 in a heartbeat. I mean not all women drivers are bad my mum is a amazing driver but that might have to be from her country upbringing I dunno. City drivers are shite least it seems that way but most women drivers are really bad not all and they are alot of reckless male drivers too.
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That pic reminds me of that Yankee twaddle, Mad Men…
I only ever watched it because of the redhead with the big tits….
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Christina Hendricks, fit as fuck!
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I’ve also noticed that they always make men look stupid in soap operas/films, it really makes me angry and I’m female.
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*In a dumbo new yoik accent*
Ah gee, I guess I’m gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight.
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I know plenty of women who ride motorbikes, drink beer and party til the small hours with the best of them and NONE of them ever feel the need to run on about it all the time or try and rub anyone’s nose in it. The whole misandry thing is driven by middle class media cunts and their “progressive” metrosexual lapdogs, tagging along and wagging their tails in the hope of a rare sniff of some fanny. I’d also like to nominate Richard fucking Branson for a secondary cunting, coz the grinning bearded twat has just put his broadband up yet again. Fourth price increase in two years, the cunt.
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And I have met some really smart women, I’m talking rocket scientists here not some cunt with a GCSE in media studies. Not one of them would ever play the ” do my brains intimidate you?” act as they know that no matter how smart you are, there is always somebody smarter.
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I’ve known women like that. They were all soldiers. Like my wife. She’s not a particularly good cook, but it’s nothing that can’t be unfucked with a bit of HP.
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I’m not intimated by intelligent women , I’m intimated by women who drive. Nearly fucking died last month this crazy cunt behind the wheel almost blindsided me good thing it was a close call, I’m sure if she killed me she could scream PTS and say she was depressed . Probably get off without a day in jail the cunt the injustice system is more fair to women and paedos thats for fucking sure..
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I had a girlfriend once who was on a special PMS register with the plod. I’m not kidding, if she would have stabbed me for leaving the toilet seat up or braid me with a frying pan for putting a fork in the spoon section then she would have got a pass. Fucking nightmare she was.
Big tits though…..
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I agree Fat rich,Women these days are unbelievable they think they’re goddess’s or something, the attitude on them is unbelievable. They think they are impeccable or something, and with feminists “I’m a bitch deal with it attitude” are even worse.Speaking of cunts I went to pick up some wine today and because I look really young I was given a hard time by this bitch staff member. I mean I’m 28 and I can barely buy booze without pulling my ID on these cunts. It’s mainly cause I got a baby face look like steve marriott with glasses or john lennon or something close to that. I mean I’m not trying to get into buckingham palace I just want some fucking wine and few ales thats all but this bitch had to be all cuntish on her period.
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SKY news, spunk bubble fanny fart bell end cunts of gigantic magnitude. Apparently they have had a poll and “almost 50% of the British public want to send ground troops into Syria” when really the story should read “More than 50% of the British public do NOT want to send ground troops into Syria” Fucking war mongering cunts ready to sacrifice our troops for better ratings figures. I wonder how many shares Murdoch has in weapons manufacturers? Cunts!
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The fact of the matter is that ISIS want a ground war. They want hostages, be they military, left whinge dogooder or journalist to decapitate on YouTube.
They don’t have the money, intelligence or technology to fight a modern war.
Our best bet is keeping the dictator du jour in place and supplementing his high tech weaponry from afar.
Personally I love seeing some beardy weirdy kiddy fiddler from Bradford being fucked up the arse in real time footage from a drone fired hellfire missile.
Makes my fucking day.
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I assume these nearly 50% are volunteering to pick up a rifle and fuck off over there? Only, I’m retired as a professional soldier. And I’m not particularly keen on becoming a reservist. I’m not slagging off reservists, there. Most of the ones I served with were great people. I just meant I’m not enthusiastic about returning to uniform. It really bugs me when people with no experience of the military, or war, start calling for troops to be sent in. If you’re THAT keen for a war, fuck off and fight one yourselves. Fucking armchair generals.
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Very well said! Those cunts at SKY should get over there and get stuck in if they are so keen.
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Send Kay Burley, that vile cunt could cripple ISIS with just her body odour, the fucking nasty Murdoch cock sucking slut of a whore.
#FUCKSKYNEWS
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Give ’em a one way ticket and confiscate their passports. Works for me…
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I dont understand any Man who lets his missus/girlfriend whatever boss him about. No fucking way, You let them feel like they are being helpful and act like they have come up with a good idea (even when its shit) and listen to the mostly boring shit they have to say but when its comes down to it they have to know the Man is the boss. Too many fucking wimpy cunts about, and since 4 dogs and a blackbird (Spice Girls) ranted on about ‘Girl Power’ load of these women think they are equal. I got news for you ‘feminist’ cunts you are not physically equal and your ’emotions’ get in the way of your own judgement. Now fuck off and put the kettle on and cook the fackin dinner bitches.
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That is hysterically funny
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A good old mate of mine had a great philosophy
Date a bird and take her to his drum and shag it and make it breakfast and put telly on and tell it “i´m taking a shower”and when he got back and she had changed channels FREE LOADEROUT
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Fucking ell there is some nice pussy on Strictly cunt dancing.
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They’re letting cats on the show now? Ohhhh…..I see!
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My first missus was a PhD. Very intelligent woman and one of the few people on this planet I have ever managed to have an equally matched and well researched argument with.
My finest hour was getting her and one of her mates in a threesome where I got to use the pair of them like a Fisher Price six holed activity centre, which ended up with my ex’s mate lapping my jizz out of the ex’s pussy.
This is actually a very good script for an advert for pledge/vanish/babywipes.
Don’t think the feminazi PC brigade would let it get past the censor though.
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Well, you gotta do something while you listen to Archers omnibus edition on a sunday morning…..
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Actually, it was a double bill of little house on the prairie.
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Ever saw a tit thing swing a sledge hammer with all it´s might(DDR not inclusive) or throw a ball ?
I am sure if natalie Portman never had my tea on time ,she would have a black eye and spill the pots and the kids will be crying
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I revere women from the highest order and open doors to sit down grannies Hollywood has made these twats into lara croft and micro star teen sluts and they deserve what they get RAPED BY A FUCKING REFUGEE inCARDIFF
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I read today, that some twat is planning on ‘re-imagining’ the A-Team. With a woman as one of the main characters. That’ll be interesting, since the ONLY SF unit I know of that allows women, is the Philippine Navy’s NAVSOG. Why the fuck are these PC cunts pissing on my childhood memories? This as bad as Steven ‘Cunt’ Moffat turning the Master into ‘Missy’ on Dr Who.
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The original show had Amy who wasn’t ex military but a helpful reporter or something. Somehow I doubt a remade series will be allowed on teatime TV, not with all that property destruction and (casualty free) gunplay and even car chases are regarded as “violence” by the censor nowadays (mostly thanks to that batty old cow Mary Whitehouse). Daft show as it was I used to rather enjoy the silly mayhem and the stunt work/ special effects were excellent and inventive. Most of the people who worked behind the scenes on The A Team went on to produce 80’s action movies such as the original Predator, Die Hard and Lethal Weapon movies. Good old days!
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They already remade a-team into a movie but it was uttershite shit film, the tv series with women as the A-Team sounds like dogshit. As for Mary Whitehouse she’s been dead for 15 years I don’t think she’ll be complaining about the telly now and tv is more sickening and pointless then ever.
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When the old trout pegged it I went for a pint to celebrate….
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Nicky Morgan as Hanibal (dead behind the eyes)
Nicola Sturgon as Murdoch (Mental bitch)
Dianne Abbot as B.A Baracus (Fat coon)
Samantha Cameron as Face
Sally Bercow as Captain Decker
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How many women are really good at maths? When did you see a woman genius? I rest my case.
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I had a female maths teacher who was pretty good, she had an MSc from Oxford and could solve quite complex problems in her head faster than any of the class could on a calculator. She wasn’t bad looking either, used to wear tight fitting sweaters with a belt round the waist and those tight pencil skirts. I think she was getting on a bit, definitely the wrong side of 40 but that didn’t stop me sharpening my pencil over her on many occasion.
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Carol Vorderman has a genius level IQ and is very good at Maths……… that’s it pretty much.
She is however a snake with tits who leeches of great men to get what she wants. She got with that RAF pilot just so she could get her pilots license and position training in the air cadets and then fucked him off like a used sanny as soon as he served his purpose.
Now they are “rekindling” their romance as was stated in the newspaper the other day. I wonder what she is after now.
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Fucking old sow Vorderman, never understood the love for her, botox riddled face, unsightly fat arse and hips, she could have a litter of 20.
Ask a woman this:
If you are travelling at 90 mph how far do you travel in 60 minutes, you’d be surprised how many get it wrong, useless cunts 😀
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The pseudo science aimed at slags is entertaining.
plenitude action liposomes face crem is cunt pus from India
hypoallergenic jam rags are gentle on the scabs and warts on your flaps
Dirty idiot bitches
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