Boxing

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Boxing, Queensbury rules, what a load of shit.
Pansy fucking gloves so no-one gets brain damage, yawn!
15 rounds of touching each other up like poofters, yawn

I’d rather watch a bare-knuckle organised street fight, better action, more blood and always a knock out instead of a cut above the eye making the referee stop the fight!

I once was lucky enough to see a Gypsy fight out in the countryside near me, it was pretty fucking brutal but it was organised and they even shook hands afterwards.

I’d rather watch that than Chris Eubank mince, Frank Bruno chuckle or Prince Naseem’s Duncan Norville ‘chase me’ evasion in the ring.

Nominated by: Frank Bruno

24 thoughts on “Boxing

  1. I partly agree and disagree with this cunting. Although I get pissed off when one or both Boxers hug each other for most of the fight there are plenty of knockouts. The boxing glove is there to protect the Boxers hands from breakages apparently it adds more force to the punch. Although you can see some good Gypo fights on you tube with good knockouts I would put money on them not lasting too long against a professional Boxer. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Darq-Xxh6WM

    • I sort of agree too, and no-one is debating wether a gypsy would get knocked out by a boxer, that’s a given.
      A trained boxer against a thieving scally, no contest!

      Just check out Kimbo Slice (US street brawler who destroyed 99% of his opponents). He went to the MMA and his 4th fight was stopped in 10 seconds (notice no knock-out though)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ZxpbtcC8A

      • I’ve long been of the opinion that boxing is watched by men who find football to heterosexual.

  2. I want to cunt Seagulls, I used to see down the Seaside when I was a youngster now the cunts are in the cities and everywhere else. They will eat everything including chicken which I guess makes them cannibal type cunts. I used to think they were lovely birds that remind you of the Seaside and now they are aggressive horrible cunts. They aren’t far off the size of a chicken so they might be nice in a Tikka masala or Kentucky fried seagull. They are noisy cunts as well, in Butlins at the moment and the cunts are everywhere.

    • Those are some evil fuckers seagulls.

      Saw one tearing the back out of an air rat (pigeon) last year while the airborne disease carrier was struggling to hobble and flap it’s way across the pavement to escape.

      It didn’t make it. Largely because I put it out of it’s misery with a size 10 steelcap to the head and then watched the seagull rip it to bits.

      • Orn me visit doine to poofs paradise and syrian sanctuary by the sea, Brighton, the other week, got to see the white vultures in action for meself. Got a nice line in mugging tourists worked oit. Pick a filly carrying a burger or a panini then attack her mob handed, distract her then another lurking gull makes orf with it. Very effective. Have to say the gulls these days seem twice the size then when I was a nipper.
        Orn me oppos farm lining up me old Purdey orn a brace orf rabbits then doine swoops a fucking gull and pecks a young bunny’s eyes oit leaving it to hop aroind in circles. Intention being to come back when I had pissed orf and peck the guts oit orf it while still alive. If only the local football team had as much physical contact. SeeGulls! Cunts.

  3. Duncan Castles is a cunt…That Beckham to be the next James Bond story he’s putting about ? Beckham has trouble putting more than four words together, let alone acting…
    One can imagine it: ‘Errr…. Yeahhhh… I fink it’s great, innit… I’ll take each villain as it comes, Brian…’

    No pussy whipped cunt who wears a sarong can ever be 007…. Also, if he were to be in it, so would ‘she’ be…. A fucking nightmare if ever there was one…

    • A lisping Essex Bond with a cunt haircut? Very sinister. The franchise finally goes total comedy.

      • Not fit enough to serve tea to sir david Niven “How´s about a cuppa laddie boy ” and sir david shagged some tarts with hearts”
        Book “The moon is a balloon
        david beckam klein pisser and deserves a chinning for being WHAT
        SCHWUTEL

      • Remember when that fat doughnut punching cunt, Robbie Williams, fancied himself as a Bond type character? With the suits, bow ties and that crap album (OK, all his albums are crap), ‘I’ve Been Expecting You’ A line nicked from Bond villain, Blofeld? What an up himself, deluded cunt…

  4. The Manchester Evening News are cunts…
    Two days ago they reported that ex-player, the late Ralph Milne’s passing with the headline ‘United legend dies (see Dead Pool)…’ Of course this shows that these pricks don’t do any sort of research on anything… It was pointed out to them that Ralphie was one of the worst players in United’s history… This was (as one expects these days) countered by a load of know fuck all griefjacking cunts who never even saw Milne play, going on about ‘disrespect’ and other such knee-jerk crap… Most of them won’t even know who he is…

    The Evening News have since changed their report: they’ve put the word ‘legend’ in inverted commas and they’ve added the following… “Amid the human sadness of the death of Ralph Milne there would be a generation of Manchester United fans who raised an eyebrow that the late 1980s Reds winger was described in headlines as an ‘Old Trafford legend’ when his passing was reported. But the Scot was a legend in the true sense of the word because he was a “famous or notorious person, especially in a particular field,” as the dictionary explains the meaning. Sir Alex Ferguson reckoned the Scottish winger, who died at the weekend, was his worst Man Utd buy.”

    So they’re still saying Ralphie was a legend, when he actually wasn’t? Cunts…Try actually employing someone who actually knows something about the city of Manchester’s two football teams and who bothers to do some research… And don’t treat United fans like they are thick, you cunts…..

  5. And back to Queensbury Rules. Fuck ’em. Have promoted a few contests orf skill and science in me barn doine orn the farm. Audience tastier than the brain dead cunts in the ring.
    Quite true that gloves were introduced (go back at least to Roman times) so that fighters could punch harder without injuring their hands. Old school prize fights went on for so long because only punches to the nose or body were used to avoid broken fingers or hands.
    This is was happens when a street fighter meets a pro boxer:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVrejFXvI5s

    • Perfect example of a bare knuckle fighter against a professional boxer Sir Limply Stoke. Got to admit I replayed the knockout many times laughed my head off. Got to admire the Bare knuckle fighters heart though literally wanted to carry on but the cunt was well and truly it of it.

  6. I couldn’t give a monkeys about boxing, but I fucking hate seagulls.My van gets covered in their shit.It could be some weird karma as when I was a kid I would pass the time at the beach by throwing chips near sunbathers and watch the fuckers dive bombing holiday makers.

    • Seagull, seagull, away you fly
      Fly over Liverpool and shit yourself dry
      Dump your shit on those miserable twats
      Those cunting scousers in their council flats
      Dump your turds on Anfield too
      Dump your shit on Winnie the Pooh

      • Nice one…. Der Pool is full of shit as it is though…

        Another one… To the tune of the ‘Candyman’ song from Willie Wonka & The Chocolate Factory:

        Who can rob your houses?
        (Who can rob your houses?)
        Violate your gran?
        (Violate your gran?)
        Sell you cocaine from an ice cream van?
        A scouser cunt can!

      • I’ve got loads of anti-scouse songs from my time on the Stretford End…

        They are fucking mental though… I recall Ringo Starr was asked on a TV show if he missed Liverpool… He smiled and simply said ‘No…’

        Days later some Scouse lunatic decapitated a statue of Ringo in Liverpool…

        As for Hilter, if he was around to conquer Liverpool today, the first thing he’d do is invade Poundland…

  7. When I went to school the headmaster used to organize boxing matches (usually a match between a skinny weak boy and a big fat bully at least 2 years older) before the entire school. He wanked vigorously (inside his pocket) in front of everybody as the weak kid got beaten unconscious, or to an injured terrified blubbering wreck. He used to spunk up on his trousers (from the inside) creating a stain and when it was over he wouldpat the bully on the arse while saying “wonderful” – after he had rubbed his hand on his own spunk stain.

    This was at a time before social workers could sodomise and kill as many kids as they like with impunity, and when sadistic paedophiles became teachers or worked for the BBC to get at kids.

    —-> cunting nom:

    CHELSEA CLINTON – what a cunt!

    The cunt has never had a (real) job yet charges around $75,000 (+expenses) for 10-minute speeches (usually about diarrhoea – not shit).

    http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/10/us/politics/chelsea-clinton-follows-parents-lead-as-a-paid-speaker.html

    The fucking cunt is a third of the money-laundering pay-to-play Clinton Foundation, that has $500 million of donations on the books (and $3billion under the table), that the three Clinton psychopaths/sociopaths/rapists/killers/kleptocrats/petty-thieves/perverts/con-artists/Satan-worshipers use it as a personal tax-free slush fund. Less than 6% of the (charitable) Clinton Foundation goes to charity.

    Everything about Chelsea Clinton carries the mark of the beast. The unholy filth even went to University College of Oxford (the giving anus of evil on Earth) and got some fake degree in fuckmupery from the shit monkeys that run the toilet.

      • Your headmaster was a fucking cunt. As for Chelsea Clinton, is she anything to to do with Clinton Cards, that cunting shite-hole High Street retailer which used to sell birthday cards and big teddy bears? No – oh well, she’s still a fucking cunt.

  8. One of my favorite songs by traffic low spark of the high heeled boys I bet steely dan probably wished they wrote this song just thought Id share it. This song is live btw the studio version is kinda better but how often do you get to see rare’ish live concert tape of traffic 1972’s lineup https://youtu.be/sOlZutHUI4o

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