Jermain Defoe is a cunt… A third rate footballer (who plays for fucking Sunderland!) wants a ‘Personal Assistant’ to “be on call 24/7”, “meet deadlines” and be able to “maintain the highest level of confidentiality”…. This PA must also “create a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name” and making sure his fan base grows across social media…. It gets worse: Defoe has in the past tweeted about personalised custard (his name on a fucking tin of Ambrosia!)… As well as looking after the Sunderland and former (ie: he was crap!) England international’s meetings, travel arrangements and public appearances the ideal candidate will be tasked with “managing and organising individual family members” including the family pets…. The ‘liucky’ applicant will always have to sort out the Defoe family ‘on bonfire night’ (they should ask Flaxen Saxon for help with that one!)….
Jermain Defoe…. What a complete cock of a cunt….
Yeah What a cunt Defoe is, although I disagree with you on him being a third rate footballer. As your a Man U fan he would get more goals than that useless way past his best cunt Rooney if he played for Man U. I can’t believe you lot pay that cunt £300k A WEEK! Van Gaal should put a 2 million bid in for Defoe and throw in a PA and I am sure he will sign. I am Liverpool by the way although I aint a scouse cunt.
I am cunting Hawking because today I read on the Internet his spouted “black hole” bollocks regarding the new science fiction film “Interstellar”. Director Christopher Nolan’s movie “Interstellar” is about a team of astronauts who venture into the great beyond in search of a new home for humanity, and they encounter a black hole. (Michael Caine is in the film, so it might be good to watch).
Anyway, Hawking said: “Interstellar was right. Falling into a black hole is not the end. If you feel you are in a black hole, don’t give up, there’s a way out.”
How the fuck can anyone prove things like black holes, let alone spout nonsense about the things. What a load of complete crap Hawking has said.
Hawking has been paralysed with motor neurone disease for a long time, and can only communicate using a single cheek muscle attached to a speech-generating device. But I have no sympathy for the cunt. As an eminent academic scientist, he should concentrate all his time on things like finding a cure for his condition or considering the morale rights for euthanasia to end his suffering. Instead he spends all his thinking time theorising about general relativity, quantum gravity, time travel and black holes. All his warped thinking about the physics and mathematics of the cosmic universe is just a case of strong imagination and all complete and utter unnecessary complicated bollocks. Many years ago I read his book “A Brief History of Time ” and I wasted 8 hours of my life trying to understand all the bollocks he wrote.
In his life time Hawking has contributed zero to the advancement of his field of science in helping humankind. You fucking useless spastic cunt Stephen Hawking.
If it wasn’t for his condition, plenty more would see Hawking for the babbling bullshitter he really is… Like that ‘disabled comedian’ Jack Carroll… Remember the irritatingl little cunt on Britain’s Got Talent(less cunts)? Every ‘gag’ involved disability and the unfunny little knobend going, ‘Ooh! Now I’m on telly, they’ll stop me benefits!’ and other such shite…. Would all these X-Factor/BGT watching retards think he was funny and ‘cute’ (that’s a fucking joke!) if the little fucker wasn’t disabled? Nah! Would they fuck….
I see where you are coming from. I would have more faith in him a scientist if before telling me how to survive a black hole he had:
Found a black hole.
Observed it.
Measured its parameters.
Theorised.
Tested his theories.
Then moonlighted for Hollowood.
As it is all he has to offer me are Oxford educated ideas and best guesses, granted they’re backed up by a lot of maths, but best guesses they are. No doubt the scientific community will jump to his defence. Have they observed a black hole as well? No I thought not. Wait till the Buddhists write down the nine billion names of God and the stars go out, then they’ll look pretty silly.
Anyone who is a condescending spunkbubble, who lectures everyone else about how wrong and stupid they are, who uses capital letters to spell things out, and who gets all mardy with the usual ‘bullies’ and ‘nazis’ bullshit and calls anyone who doesn’t agree with them a tabloid reading moron (in caps, naturally) is basically a fucking cunt….
Compario is such a cunt he could be our mascot.How this only his second cunting is beyond me.
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It’s a face I could shoot arrows at all day long.
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He’s welsh not french.
Meh! A cunt’s a Cunt at the end of the day.
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Who said he was French? I put Welsh in the cunting.
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Shooting arrows..
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You can’t compare that cunt with anything. He is a unique cunt all on his own.
Fuck off the tele you annoying fat knobhead excuse for advertising.
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ali bongo from kids tv in the early 70s
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This cunt is the reason why they put mute buttons on remote controls.
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Jermain Defoe is a cunt… A third rate footballer (who plays for fucking Sunderland!) wants a ‘Personal Assistant’ to “be on call 24/7”, “meet deadlines” and be able to “maintain the highest level of confidentiality”…. This PA must also “create a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name” and making sure his fan base grows across social media…. It gets worse: Defoe has in the past tweeted about personalised custard (his name on a fucking tin of Ambrosia!)… As well as looking after the Sunderland and former (ie: he was crap!) England international’s meetings, travel arrangements and public appearances the ideal candidate will be tasked with “managing and organising individual family members” including the family pets…. The ‘liucky’ applicant will always have to sort out the Defoe family ‘on bonfire night’ (they should ask Flaxen Saxon for help with that one!)….
Jermain Defoe…. What a complete cock of a cunt….
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Yeah What a cunt Defoe is, although I disagree with you on him being a third rate footballer. As your a Man U fan he would get more goals than that useless way past his best cunt Rooney if he played for Man U. I can’t believe you lot pay that cunt £300k A WEEK! Van Gaal should put a 2 million bid in for Defoe and throw in a PA and I am sure he will sign. I am Liverpool by the way although I aint a scouse cunt.
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OK, fair enough… Defoe isn’t a third rate player… But he plays for a third rate team (Sunderland: who are inbred cunts!)…
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Stephen Hawking – brain dead cunt
I am cunting Hawking because today I read on the Internet his spouted “black hole” bollocks regarding the new science fiction film “Interstellar”. Director Christopher Nolan’s movie “Interstellar” is about a team of astronauts who venture into the great beyond in search of a new home for humanity, and they encounter a black hole. (Michael Caine is in the film, so it might be good to watch).
Anyway, Hawking said: “Interstellar was right. Falling into a black hole is not the end. If you feel you are in a black hole, don’t give up, there’s a way out.”
How the fuck can anyone prove things like black holes, let alone spout nonsense about the things. What a load of complete crap Hawking has said.
Hawking has been paralysed with motor neurone disease for a long time, and can only communicate using a single cheek muscle attached to a speech-generating device. But I have no sympathy for the cunt. As an eminent academic scientist, he should concentrate all his time on things like finding a cure for his condition or considering the morale rights for euthanasia to end his suffering. Instead he spends all his thinking time theorising about general relativity, quantum gravity, time travel and black holes. All his warped thinking about the physics and mathematics of the cosmic universe is just a case of strong imagination and all complete and utter unnecessary complicated bollocks. Many years ago I read his book “A Brief History of Time ” and I wasted 8 hours of my life trying to understand all the bollocks he wrote.
In his life time Hawking has contributed zero to the advancement of his field of science in helping humankind. You fucking useless spastic cunt Stephen Hawking.
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If it wasn’t for his condition, plenty more would see Hawking for the babbling bullshitter he really is… Like that ‘disabled comedian’ Jack Carroll… Remember the irritatingl little cunt on Britain’s Got Talent(less cunts)? Every ‘gag’ involved disability and the unfunny little knobend going, ‘Ooh! Now I’m on telly, they’ll stop me benefits!’ and other such shite…. Would all these X-Factor/BGT watching retards think he was funny and ‘cute’ (that’s a fucking joke!) if the little fucker wasn’t disabled? Nah! Would they fuck….
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I see where you are coming from. I would have more faith in him a scientist if before telling me how to survive a black hole he had:
Found a black hole.
Observed it.
Measured its parameters.
Theorised.
Tested his theories.
Then moonlighted for Hollowood.
As it is all he has to offer me are Oxford educated ideas and best guesses, granted they’re backed up by a lot of maths, but best guesses they are. No doubt the scientific community will jump to his defence. Have they observed a black hole as well? No I thought not. Wait till the Buddhists write down the nine billion names of God and the stars go out, then they’ll look pretty silly.
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Anyway if there is such a thing as a black hole those Cunts at Calais will be in there first.
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Anyone who is a condescending spunkbubble, who lectures everyone else about how wrong and stupid they are, who uses capital letters to spell things out, and who gets all mardy with the usual ‘bullies’ and ‘nazis’ bullshit and calls anyone who doesn’t agree with them a tabloid reading moron (in caps, naturally) is basically a fucking cunt….
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