Tattoos have to be the cuntiest thing to do to yourself.
I’m not against people getting them but why would you pay hard earned pounds to get marked up so you can better your ego and have a conversation piece. Tats can get very expensive and if later want them removed twice as expensive.
The Yakuza get their whole body tattooed – some even the cock gets tattooed.
Nominated by : Titslapper
( I wonder if this nice lady is married? )
Reminds me Brighton Pride is coming up:
http://i.imgur.com/V1sWdPb.jpg
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No-one gets a tattoo so that they can sit at home admiring it. They get one so that other people can see it. They feel that they don’t measure up and need something extra to make them ‘whole’. This is entirely up to them, but it’s sad that they should feel the need to have someone daub them with graffiti in order to make them appear interesting.
If I had a lion tattoo, would it mean I was brave, or fierce? Of course not. If I had Chinese writing put on my arm, would it mean I was mysterious?
In my opinion, people get tattooed because either they’re immature, they have attention deficit disorder or because they’re sheep and do it simply because other people do.
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Hey isn’t Chris Spivey a tattoo artist or was? anyway if he says lee rigby never existed I’ll like to see more evidence for that claim.
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No.
In Chris Spivey’s warped and barely functioning brain, Lee Rigby is a crisis actor.
A fucking good one by all accounts.
Its not every day you get your head hacked off by a pair of deranged muzrats, surrounded by witnesses and still get up to collect your wages on a Friday, eh Spivey? You massive, massive CUNT of Titanic proportions.
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Actually from his twitter feed it says he is a registered tattoo artist and Body Piercer in the county of Essex but fair evaluation and I think he’s claiming lee rigby was originally killed in afghanistan or some shit but I don’t care either way tired of having a opinion and arguing over nothing. Honestly it doesn’t matter anyway Spiveys site will be taken down tonight upon request from scotland yard until his court date is established but on his facebook he said he’s done for good. So no more spivey
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Looks like I owe you an apology Titslapper.
Turns out Spivey is a tattoo artist.
At least we can both agree that he is a complete cunt.
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I think I had more cunting tattoo talk on that page but this will do, good enough.
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The problem with tattoos is that they are pretty much permanent.
It would be incredibly foolish to have something permanently inked into your skin that may just be a passing phase.
I have seen some real horror stories involving body art that the wearer probably thought was a great idea in their late teens or early twenties, but now regrets wholeheartedly.
Thirty years ago, having a swastika and UK SKINS tattooed accross your shaved head may have seemed like a good idea.
Not so much now that natural baldness has set in and you happen to live on a sink estate in Tottenham.
Needless to say, this person doesn’t get out much these days.
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Sorry, forgot to mention face and neck tattoos.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!?
Bang goes the career as Englands ambassador to fucking anywhere.
Or indeed anything that could be described as a career at all.
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Sorry, but all those of you slagging off those us who are inked, haven’t the first fucking clue what you’re talking about. How could you when you don’t have any tattoos? All you’re doing is expressing uninformed opinions. The ONLY difference between people who are inked and people who aren’t, is that people who are inked, don’t give a fuck if you don’t have a tattoo.
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I have a Motorhead tattoo on my upper arm. It’s the only one I’ve ever wanted, because Motorhead are bloody magnificent (In my humble opinion, of course) and I will never tire of them.
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Dearest QDM,
Your personal choice of body decoration is your own. What a lot of inked folk don’t realise is that a sleeve or neck tattoo instantly denies you access to Higher positions of employment and the kind of places that you meet people who can give you a leg up in the world.
I have yet to meet a board director with a celtic swirl of some sort extending above the collar line, or indeed an upper management bod with a sleeve tattoo.
I have however seen some epic tattoo fails that were done by total amateurs that will be be regreted for the rest of the wearer’s life, or until they can get it covered or removed. Good money after bad etc.
My personal choice of body adornment was piercings. 25 years ago I had 17. Now I have 3 and nobody can tell.
I am now a board director thanks to some sage advice 18 years back when another director pointed out that I should get a hair cut and “take that metal shit out of your face. We want to promote you, but can’t put you in front of clients looking like that”.
It is also not individuality to have a tattoo when every man and his dog has one.
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I’m not against people who have tattoos , it was a personal evaluation and opinion. I even said “I’m not against people getting them but” so chill mate it wasn’t a personal attack, just something people go crazy with like that bitch in the photo or that guy in limpys photo of cock tatted with a ring through the peehole ouch! how does he piss or get a erection.
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Rather like the term “skin illustrations” (Ray Bradbury “The Illustrated Man”). Tattoos have been around since the beginning of mankind – first art ect ect – as have, no doubt, plonkers with weirdness various. Just be comfortable in your own skin dear hearts, however you want to embellish it.
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If I hear some cunt say ‘I can’t wait to get my sleeve finished’ once more I’m gonna cut their arms off.
My grandad was a ridiculously tough WWII veteran who fought his arse through Burma and back, India, North Africa, Italy and France. Fella was plastered in tattoos commemorating the campaigns. But you would NEVER see them because he had no intention of making them compensate for some lack of personality (he had a quality one as it goes), or as a conversation starter.
Tattoos are fine, socially/culturally important and positively outstanding at times, but when knob-heads think they make them interesting or ‘deep’, instead appear just incredibly needy.
‘This Tat of a naked woman with a skulls face on my neck is a statement that beneath any superficial meaning we are all just mortal beings’. Na, it means you’re a gullible, fashion-victim cunt.
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It’s worth remembering that people with tattoos are, in general, scum.
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Or thick as pigshit more money than sense footballers…. Like Beckham, Rooney, Tevez, Di Maria (cunt), all those Arsenal cunts… The list is endless…
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At one time tats were the preserve of bikers, sailors and pikeys and as such had a certain cool status. Now that every cunt has them they have lost any cache they might have had. I wouldn’t go as far as to call every cunt with ink a cunt, just fucking thick.
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A saying is”by the time she 55? she will look like a soggy newspaper” and i saw a young girl the other month very pretty about 22 and with piercings and the tats were so what from shit (it looked like she had been ran over across her face with a michelin tyre )the pain in her eyes future junkies and tramps CUNTS
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when i was a kid and the old bar ladies pulled a pint that was a “cor flippin hell ? that woman got a tat “and you knew they had shagged everything uphill downdale and hard women but these dopey fucks have lost the plot …. i want to see the aftermath in the partnership advert “map of the London underground tatted across my by back would like to meet regional railway like minded ” of course non smokers CUNTS
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Tatoos, I was thinking of getting some. At 36 though I am not sure if I am going through a ‘Im not a young Cunt anymore’ crisis. Part of me likes them but then I think ‘what will they look like when I am an old Cunt’. I dunno what you call them but those massive ear stretching fucking earrings like the freak in the picture above has have got to leave your ears looking like a saggy Cunt when your old. Whats wrong with the hoop or stud. Loads of these fucking shaved head with a massive beard Cunts about as well and I aint talking Muslim cunts but white cunts. What the fuck is going on with you? Fucking freak cunts.
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dont do it. people will think you are a cunt even if you aren;t
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Seriously Imagine waking up next to the freak in the picture above. Fucking ell, You would either have a heart attack or shit the bed. Or probably both.
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