I wish to nominate Saudi Arabian “cleric” (and, I presume, owner of a micropenis) Sheikh Bandar al-Khaibari as a complete cunt.
This twat reckons he knows more about cosmology than Copernicus, Galileo and Newton – just because he’s read the book of fairy tales attributed to semi-historical paedophile, desert bandit and all-round wankstain Mohammad.
Watch this link – his explanation of flying to China is unintentionally hilarious. The Neolithic folks who built Stonehenge knew more the workings of the universe than this cocksucker, thousands of fucking years before the Koran dribbled out of the ass of the (presumably pre-pubescent) camel Mo was fucking because the girls at the local kindergarten were already being humped by his fellow beard wearers.
Nominated by: Cunts Mate Cunt
Bloody hell… He’s a weird looking fucker…
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Meerkats are cunts… These flea ridden parasites have become the chav’s teddy bear… Pricks actually watch these things in their own ‘Meerkat Soap’ (Meerkat Manor, for fuck’s sake!) and think they’re all cute because they squeak and stand up on two legs… If these little bastards were here in Blighty, people would hate them and be calling out Rentokill… The anthropomorphising of these vermin is also cuntery of the highest order… There’s those dreadful adverts featuring Russian Meerkats (Jesus wept!)… A fucking talking Meerkat in a dressing gown and cravat (and I’d flush that baby one down the bog!)… And the shops and market stalls full of ornaments of these things dressed as Grenadier Guards, Napoleon, Elvis, you fucking name it… Anyone who has a dressed up Meerkat in their window is a complete cunt…
And anyone who says ‘Simples’ should have their cakehole filled with cement…
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And what is Schwarzennegger doing cavorting with the little meerkat bastards? Stallone flogging Warburtons bread, Harvey Keitel selling car insurance? Have all these Hollywood types blown their fortunes on bad investments and desperately need the cash? I can’t wait to see Chuck Norris shouting “buy one get one free!” in a double glazing ad.
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So the government will ‘Study carefully” the recent report into extra airport capacity that recommends a third runway at Heathrow…
No careful study required Mr Cameron. Surely you recall that cast iron promise YOU made three years ago…
”No ifs, no buts, there will be no third runway at Heathrow”…Or is that like the promise the Lib Dems made on tuition fees?
How do you know when a politician is lying?…You can see their lips move.
How do you know if a politician is a cunt?…They’re a politician.
Goodbye.
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Intresting but the dopey cow who is presenting this piece is also a daft cunt since she can’t tell the difference between the Earth orbiting around the Sun and the entirely separate issue of it spinning on its axis which the mad fucker is actually talking about. Fucking idiots all around me
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Jesus! Listening to that thick cunt is like listening to a four year old trying to explain where babies come from.
More disturbing is that this is a Muslim ‘scholar’.
No wonder they’re a bunch of backward fucktards.
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So another family of 12 disappear to Syria. Good fucking riddance. They won’t last long there. You seriously have to question the level of intelligence of these people. OK I know there’s a lot of crap we put up with in this country of ours but I’d rather be here getting exercised about MP’s expenses and child abuse than worrying where the next barrel bomb’s gonna land. Fucking idiots. Fuck-em. If you don’t like it here fuck off and take your thick clerics and scholars with you. Assad’s got some nice cells and guards for people like you.
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dont forget to send anjem ten biryani bellies choudary over there as well the fucking retarded fat islamist cunt
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