Hashtags

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I bloody hate hashtags, another tool of the feminist devil and the PC thought police.

Nothing good has came out of Twatter or Fumbler.

Now excuse me gents as I have day filled with Hashish, Fart Porn, Video Games and Music. You raping bastards will never understand how difficult my life is.

Nominated by: Titslapper

14 thoughts on “Hashtags”

  1. I understand that there is mandatory hashtag use by police and customs officers. For instance, hash evidence might be tagged “CASE No.876 July 14” or “CASE No.342 MARCH 15”.

    Some law inforcement offices that make the hashtags are actual feminist devils and thought police.

  2. #CUNT

    (This bollocks is added because this site will not post short comments thus fucking me irony)

  3. Well bugger me butler. Back to the good old days me dears. A bit orf proper sleaze again at last. Hoise orf Lords, establishment, Labour Peer, snorting cocaine whilst consorting with prozzies and getting filmed. Swinging sixties never went away.

    John Sewell (otherwise known as Lord Coke) has been caught at it and had to resign. Waiting for the commie espionage connection to emerge for this former Blair brown noser. Happy days:
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6560352/Baron-John-Sewel-drug-binges-with-prostitutes.html

  4. I am ashamed to admit I signed up to Twitter way back in 2010, it really was a few days I will never see again #remorse
    The whole premise of Twitter is getting their #app on to peoples smart phones, why else would the site have a 140 character limit? (incidentally the same limit of an SMS/Text message on a mobile/cell phone)

    The whole website is geared to narcissists & sycophants #aintdatdatroof
    and fucking coked up 24yr old PR and advertising cunts
    It is full of “retweet using the hashtag #iamacorporatesheep for a chance to win one of Justine Bieber’s shits”

    Fuck Twitter, it is fast becoming the TV for the Internet generation, their source of “news” and celebrity shite and even the fucking BBC are using Twitter Tweets as “sources”

    Fuck humanity, the sooner this Planet is nuked and reset the better!

    GAME OVER

  5. I would like to nominate

    effeminate arse bandits

    You know the type, Graham Norton, Alan Carr, Rylan Clark.
    They obviously grew up watching too many repeats of “Are you being served” on UK GOld and now think that being gay equates to acting like Mr Humphires.

    I could not give a shit if you are gay, if you enjoy a good arsehole reaming, giving a good arsehole reaming or sucking on a cock.
    What you do in your personal life is no concern of mine, but what pisses me off (and actually gives the gays a bad name) is the effeminate stereotype gays who act like divas saying shit like “talk to the hand girlfriend” and are extroverts acting like right fucking mincers.

      • Not forgetting that cunt from the diabolical yank cuntfest ‘Will & Grace…’ The one who minced around in a stetson all the time screaching Madonna records, and used to hang around with that irritating cow with the squeaky voice…

  6. Alex Salmond has been calling for another Indyref, saying that the timing depends on what Nicola Sturegon thinks is best.

    Not sure whether Salmond, Sturegon on the SNP as a whole have ever been cunted before..? I’ve spent the last half hour searching the ISAC archives, but, try as I might, I can find no mention of them anywhere on this site. So let me be the first to say:

    THE SNP ARE CUNTS.

    • Get a grip Fred! Salmond has been cunted 7 times, Sturgeon 4 times (how could you have forgotten my photoshopped nudie picture of the bugger?) and the SNP 4 times…

      Use the ‘search’ box on the right hand corner of the header! Or the ‘List of cunts’ drop down in the right margin…

      • Infamy, infamy. They’ve all got it in for me…!

        I leave the ironing to Mrs D.

        Actually, Norman, I hope the Scots stuff England. I fucking hate football. Trouble is, even if all the ‘home’ teams get knocked out, it’ll still be on the telly 18 hours a day. How come we ain’t Team GB like the Olympics shite? Is it so we get four goes to prove we’re useless?

  7. And won’t those SNP cunts start on about the World Cup qualifying games between England and Scotland? You bet your arse they will… Salmond and Wee Burney Nesbitt will give it all that Bannockburn revisited shite…

    I’m no great England fan, but I hope they stuff them in both games…

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