I nominate any politician that claims they will raise money by ‘Clamping down on tax avoidance and tax evasion’.
Funny how this only becomes an issue at election time. Why the fuck are they not ‘Clamping down’ already? Every flippin’ election we hear this care-worn, means-nothing platitude. (Or is that an Australian marsupial?) What do these people do between elections? Not clamp down on tax evasion.? It makes me so angry I could throw the phone down.
Cunts, that’s what they are.
Nominated by: Fleaboy
Stupid Tourists need a cunting.
I see a report that two stupid cunts have died. As well as all the Greif Jackers sending their RIPS and Too Young to Dies all over the media.
One, some stupid american leaves a window open during a “Routine Drive”in a Lion Park in South Africa. A meter away she winds down the window to get a photo and the Lion does what it supposed do, – mauls the cunt.
Next – The bacpacker inquiry into how a year or so back, a backpacker can “fall off a canyon ledge” in the center of Australia. Simple answer? You dont, unless you fucking choose to. And, when all the guides and mates have removed selfies and posts of themselves hanging off an edge – isnt it obvious?
In addition to those that Swim in Shark beaches, Crocodile Areas and go missing fishing off rocks, why do these cunts think they are exempt from Nature?
Least we forget of course theres cunts that fall off balconies.
They all should be nominated for Darwin Awards, not an Obituary the cunts.
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A few decades back, a couple of young SAS hopefuls died in Belize while on exercise. The CO of the British Army got a bit worried as to the headlines when the press inevitably found. So, he asked for the advice of one of his NCO’s, Lofty Wiseman, who told the Rupert, “Just tell the press that this was God’s way of telling them they’d failed”.
I think of that advice every time I read about someone dying because they did something stupid. Like, winding down a car window when you’re close enough to a lion for it to be able to drag you out of the fucking car. I’ve got loads of up close photos of lions. All taken from an army Land Rover, with the windows closed. And I was armed. Then again, I have a fully functioning brain, and work of an old saying I have. “Never fuck with anything that has teeth bigger than your fist”.
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Her’s another very wise and deep adage, handed down to me here in the hinterland.
“Never eat anything that’s purple or bigger than your head…..”
Make of that what you will. And be more learned for the experience you cunts.
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My grandmother used to say: ‘Never put anything in your ear that’s bigger than your elbow…’
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How long before the families of one of these cunts tries to sue the phone manufacturer for failling to warn users of the dangers of taking selfies while dangling off canyon ledges…?
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Funny how times change. I can remember when a ‘selfie’ would apparently send you blind. According to the cunts, that is of course…….
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Correction on “Grief Jackers”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8DRfH5T_Kk
I don’t know if that cunt died, but it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
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Thank you kindly for that little gem.
A bunch of chavs trying to prove Darwin’s theory of Survival of the least stupid always makes my day.
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Greg Dyke is a cunt
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Getting back on topic re tax avoidance, “Never pay what you owe” has been a bit orf a family motto doine the generations. Penultimate words me dear late pater whispered on his death bed. His last words to me? “I’ll get you for this”.
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Ya Boo Boy! Still watching ya, ya little fucker what. My old Etonian pal Anaglypta Osborne of the WallyPaper Osbornes said “My Georgie will take care of that little fucker Lately my old wankpot what? Bit of bedroom tax for that little fucker.” So by Engelbert and King George or something like that, he will get you you little fuckwad, a proper, er, pasteing……. And put your Mater’s double-dong-dildo back at the bottom of the ottoman you little swine, I can see you. England’s full of cunts I say, CUNTS!!
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